Offseason Officially Underway: Football Player Arrested
Fortunately, it isn't one of ours, for once!
Florida's Janoris Jenkins reportedly was busted for pot possession, proving once again the following SAT analogy:
Holding weed : Florida Gators :: driving on a suspended license : Georgia Bulldogs.
Go 'Dawgs!
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T Kyle King
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By the way, Jenkins reportedly was arrested for holding less than 20 grams of marijuana.
Since when is marijuana measured by the gram? Grams are used to measure cocaine, which is produced in foreign countries where they use that infernal metric system, which I, being neither a scientist nor a marathon runner nor a communist, do not use. Ounces are used to measure marijuana, which is grown right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A.!
Go 'Dawgs!
Marijuana is also measured by the pound, . . .
. . . but only if you’re Nate Newton.
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by T Kyle King on Jan 24, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Are you talking to yourself?
I have no idea what a gram is to be honest. I think 29 grams or something is a line between possession and intent.
I can tell you what a QUAP is. A quarter pound of pot.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You are correct, sir.
Other races (5Ks, 10Ks) are measured using the metric system, but marathons are not.
Dang. Today just hasn’t been my day where athletics are concerned.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 25, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't think Jenkins should miss any playing time...
I mean, its not like he committed a minor traffic violation.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone, Easy A
by RedCrake on Jan 25, 2011 5:24 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
And
I’m sure he will pay his fine on time and that will be the end of it. If only our players would pay their fines on time.
Come on now
You know this bad boy is getting dismissed… courtesy of Gatah Alum, Esq.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone, Easy A
by RedCrake on Jan 25, 2011 6:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, dude… At least its an ethos.
"If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida." ~ Emma Stone, Easy A
by RedCrake on Jan 25, 2011 6:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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