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Thursday College Football Game Night (and Then Some) Open Comment Thread

So, what would you like to talk about first?

Perhaps the fact that this week’s SEC Power Poll ranks the Georgia Bulldogs third, behind the first-place Alabama Crimson Tide and the runner-up South Carolina Gamecocks? Maybe the fact that this week’s BlogPoll has ‘Bama No. 1 with 60 first-place votes, followed by the No. 2 Boise St. Broncos with 30 nods for the top spot, or that the ‘Dawgs check in at No. 17, behind the No. 9 Florida Gators and the No. 15 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, but ahead of the No. 20 Arkansas Razorbacks, No. 21 Auburn Tigers, and No. 23 Palmetto State Poultry?

On the other hand, you might want to discuss Doug Gillett’s questioning of A.J. Green’s four-game suspension, Year2’s explanation and Spencer Hall’s alternative explanation of that same sanction, C&F’s lengthy retort explaining why my position is wrong, War Eagle Atlanta’s take on whether player controversies will be Mark Richt’s undoing, or Les Miles’s extension of a scholarship offer to Zach Mettenberger. Also among our discussion options are the thoughts on the Heisman Trophy race offered by Holly Anderson of Dr. Saturday, Every Day Should Be Saturday, and SB Nation Los Angeles fame, whose fine work in the blogosphere has earned her a much-deserved promotion to the post of college football editor for the SB Nation main site.

You know what? Feel free to discuss any or all of that, as well as this evening’s televised SEC outing. This is your Thursday game night open comment thread, so pour yourself a drink and have at it.

Go ‘Dawgs!

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Why, oh why

…do people still count Jordan Love’s “arrest” in our tally?

by D.N. Nation on Sep 9, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Overdone... but nonetheless necessary

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"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Curious

I brought this up in response the to the C&F post you reference above, but let me know your thoughts:

Do the bylaws explicitly indicate that a jersey sale is impermissible? What if AJ sold Ealey’s jersey and made $1,000, would that be okay? To me, you would have to prove that the jersey with Green’s name on it garnered a gain of $500+ OVER the fair market value for any game worn jersey by any random player. I would argue that there are many individuals who would pay $500-$1,000 for a game worn jersey by Green, Cox, Ealey, Stafford, Caleb King, etc. Thus, how much more was Green paid by having the name "GREEN" etched on the back?

It’s not as cut and dried as you are making it seem, unless the by-laws explicitly state that an individual cannot sell a jersey with their name on it. Not for $5. Not for $20,000.

In short, since many are arguing that the NCAA is merely following guildines that state $500 = 30% of the season, can’t you argue that the “impermissible benefit” is not the entire $1,000 but only the amount the player gains due to his name alone? Thus, the gain may actually be $200, which would warrant a lower suspension.

"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones

by Jman781 on Sep 9, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It can't be that simple.

I have yet to see the actual provision. Some, including you, make it seem as if the rule is an absolute, per se violation that does not allow for any mitigating circumstances whatsoever, similar to DUI violations.

Thus, the rule would go something like this:

“If a player sells any memorabilia of any kind to anyone (agent, friend, sister, another player, etc.) and receives $500 or more, he is suspended for 30% of his season. No exceptions. None. Zero.”

While I am not a huge fan of the NCAA right now, I just do not believe the rule is that simplistic. I could be wrong, but I cannot locate a copy of the rules and bylaws to determine for myself if any mitigating circumstances are considered.

"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones

by Jman781 on Sep 9, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I understand it,

it is that simple. Certainly, they are allowed to factor in mitigating circumstances into the evidence, but the rule itself is:

$100-$300: repayment of money and suspension for 10% of season
$300-$500: repayment of money and suspension for 20% of season
$500+: repayment of money and suspension for 30% of season

by hailtogeorgia on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I may be too depressed to blog tonight.

Unless, of course, a sinkhole opens up somewhere in Indianapolis and sucks the entire NCAA into the Midwest Aquifer.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

If you stop blogging then the terrorists win.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have cherry dump cake

will that help?

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus we get to see whether . . .

Cam Newton can steal one from Missy State.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he does,

will he get their uniforms, paint them black and write CAM over where it used to say Mississippi State?

by hailtogeorgia on Sep 9, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

He’ll throw them out a window.

by blackertai on Sep 9, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if

I can have the whole damn cake.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late

it was hardly out of the oven last night when i started in. But MOST of the cake is still there.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...Okay.

Thanks for cheering me up. Maybe there will be another barfight in Knoxville before kickoff to cheer me up as well.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not my fault

one of my aunts brought some to the funeral meal. I am powerless over that stuff. Then everyone else got some and there wasn’t any left. So naturally i took to craving it last night and nothing would do til I had some.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me...

I’m so sorry for your recent loss. I didn’t get a chance to speak up on Saturday as I was only able to briefly join the game day thread from my trip overseas.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks dear

been a tough week.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest:

After reading Year2 and C&F’s arguments supporting the NCAA’s decision, I have to say I’m okay with what they did but not so okay with them reducing the penalty on Alabama’s DE, though on the latter all I know is “He was really honest and his mom was very sick.” (I’m not sure if his mom has passed away since then, so I’ll try to be tasteful.) None of those, in my honest opinion, is justification for reducing the defined penalty for what he did.

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by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree.

I have more of a problem with them reducing Dareus’ penalty than them slapping a 4-game penalty on AJ. Thus, if they do not subsequently lower AJ’s suspension, the whole situation seems biased and arbitrary.

"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones

by Jman781 on Sep 9, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm in a similar position.

I don’t think I’ve heard any Bulldog fan say that they believe A.J. did not know he was breaking an NCAA rule when he sold the jersey. The compliance staff goes over this stuff every year, and by now A.J. has been exposed to that spiel 3 times. It’s a dumb, hypocritical and (in this blogger’s opinion) immoral rule, but a rule nonetheless.

If the book says 4 games, then give him 4 games. But don’t give him 4 if someone else gets 2 for an offense just as egregious. Maybe I’m a homer, but I cannot imagine a college athlete more deserving of some dispensation than A.J. Green. He is, by all accounts, the most respectful, likeable kid you’ll ever come across. Even respectful, likeable kids should be punished when they do wrong. But it’s as if the NCAA used up all their compassion on other cases and had to 86 it on this one, a case which seems taylormade for some understanding. The fact that they did not hew to the rules in other cases creates the illusion that they’re not doing so in this one.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the War Eagle Atlanta was very good IMHO.

It desribed the issues and appearances without attacking or slamming. Lot of credit given to CMR without getting hate on, yet saying “hey, what’s going on there?” which is something i would like to understand too.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He was very good

As usual, the commenters at TET not so much. That blog’s commenters have the largest lack of respect for others and other programs of any of the other SB Nation blogs I frequent. Sad that they have such great authors and such piss poor examples of commenters.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thursday Night Football 2010

I think more is expected of McCluster Dexter Jones. Jamaal Charles is the most dynamic leader and heads back to get fans want to see most of the carries. I think Thomas Jones will be more important than people realize, but only in a less flashy than guys like McCluster and Charles. Jones is here to get the tough yards and move the chains. Thursday Night Football 2010 http://usspost.com/thursday-night-football-2010-16853/

by Lazy911 on Sep 9, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good. Another one of these.

I think most of you know better, but just in case you’re one of those folks that sees a link and just has to click: It’s self-promoting spam.

Besides… who gives a crap about the NFL?

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and isn't Jamaal Charles on the Chiefs?

I mean…the Chiefs? Really? No wonder they need to promote like that.

Pro Tip : Talk about something someone cares about.

by UgaBulldog14 on Sep 9, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

You don’t want to read my comment calling for the upset of Man. U. by Everton this weekend? Bollocks!

"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones

by Jman781 on Sep 9, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now see...

That I would be interested in.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an Everton fan...

… I would like to read this comment.

Go Toffees!

by vineyarddawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the 2008 game was confused for a baseball score

I’m betting that people will confuse tonight’s result with a basketball score. I’m going to go ahead and call 88-86 in three overtimes. Cam Newton sinks the buzzer-beating two-pointer . . . I mean scrambles for the two point conversion to win it for Auburn.

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by wwcmrd? on Sep 9, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LSU fan here

what are we getting into with the Mettenberger offer? I’ve read the columns on him, but I was hoping for a local’s take.

by haveagreatday on Sep 9, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Cannon for an arm. Improved his footwork and decision-making greatly during his redshirt season.

His mother actually worked in the football office at Georgia, everyone I know who’s met him said he’s a great kid from a great family. But you simply can’t get fall down drunk, grope a lady in a bar, then not tell the truth about the situation when the coach asks about it. If he comes to LSU, I’d bet you’re getting a solid football player who has hopefully learned from his mistakes and will be a solid citizen from here on out.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't had much time to get too much of a take on him

He competed hard for the starting job against Murray and Gray. Had a good G-day game and threw the ball well. Not sure how great of a leader he’ll be nor can i say his decision making will be great as a QB. Great arm like MD said and has all the physical measureables you want in a QB.

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by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He threw some downright pretty balls on the GDay game.

Has a rocket, great size. Looks like a prototypical QB. I think you could confuse ’em with Mallett if you saw him take some snaps in the pocket.

Whether or not he can be a true SEC QB is hard to say. I thought he would be our starter on opening day though.

by UgaBulldog14 on Sep 9, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the info

LSU obviously has some QB issues that will carry forward to next year unless we get something going and this may be the answer (or maybe it is our O-line or our OC. let’s just not talk about it). Some of the articles I read make Mettenberger’s off-the-field issues sound like a misunderstanding; others make it sound like he is Johnny-23 in a polo shirt. The fact that he got dismissed gives me reason to pause, but was that for telling Richt a story more than what actually happened?

by haveagreatday on Sep 9, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

As far as most people can tell, he got axed for lying about it. If he’d have come clean, he might very well be UGA’s starter this week.

by blackertai on Sep 9, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping to be able to participate in the Auburn-bashing tonight...

… but I just got a call and have to get into the car and drive 5 hours down the road for work. So, I’ll just settle for joining in the fretting and hand-wringing in Saturday’s in-game thread.

by vineyarddawg on Sep 9, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know what took me so long...

to find a quality site giving this Las Vegas-transplanted Georgian good scoop on the Dawgs. Y’all provide insightful, intelligent commentary, and help me feel at home. The closest fellow fan out here is my dad, and he’s a damn Gamecock! LOL

Needless to say, we’re both ready for the 9am gametime, and regardless what happened to Green, I’ll be smack-talking the ole man…unless Spurrier’s boys get the best of us. Then I assure you, that ole man will give me hell! GO DAWGS!

by Inteljumper on Sep 9, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome aboard.

I would think the good thing about your location as a college football fan is that you can watch games literally from the time you get up until 9:30-10 p.m. if you can make yourself watch Fresno State home games on ESPNU. And since you’re not up yet there’s little temptation to flip over to College Gameday even though you know it will just make you mad.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was one of the few cool things about living in Hawaii...

On Saturday and Sunday the football watching was over by ~6pm local time and you could still go to the beach or out to dinner and not miss anything.

Of course the bad thing was that I had to get up at 6am to watch the Dawgs play in the Outback Bowl in ’98.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to have you around

Do you have any particular thoughts about butter? (It’s sort of an inside joke around here…)

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I’ve actually debated adding Boise State to my fave teams, because a lot of my co-workers are BSU fans/alumni. But then I remember the butt-whooping we gave those boys a few years back. However, I just can’t get myself to pull for UNLV.

by Inteljumper on Sep 9, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright...

Completed the weekly NCAA College Football 11 Ritual. In typical Georgia/South Carolina fashion it was a nailbiter. Georgia won 22-21 on a 37 yard pass from Aaron Murray to Marlon Brown over the middle (with 37 seconds left) and Ealey ran in the 2 point conversion. Its now my #1 ESPN Instant Classic.

UGASCAR
Tavarres King scores his first TD of the season in the 2nd Quarter. He thanks the out of position Gamecock DB by using his face as a booster seat.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Was AJ in the game?

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by wwcmrd? on Sep 9, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope...

It was quite the adjusment at first but T. King filled in admirably (to the tune of 97 yds on 3 receptions with 42 YAC)

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 point conversion?

CMR don’t play like dat

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by Anthony Pace on Sep 9, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might if Ealey was rushing for 13 yards per carry

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus I expect we'll see a new Richt this year... brought about by the repeated insanity-inducing shenanigans.

First there was Nice Guy Richt. The there was Evil Richt. 2010 brings us the rise of… Batshit Crazy Richt.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude is there anyways you could upload highlights of this??

Nice job by the way

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I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to check into uploading video...

I know it can be done, but I’m not sure if I can transfer it from EA Sports World to embed it somewhere else. I’ll find out.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thought you should know

I did the same and my game finished 30-7 UGA. The big play was a 71 yard corner route to Orson Charles from Aaron Murray. If that actually happens Saturday I may eat my hat.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 10, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like your result better than mine.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 10, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pulpwood is back

Definately Rated R (or NC-17 in some states).
Hilarious!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely one of the most R-Rated Pulpwoods I have heard....

Also, very funny.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Loved the line about Erk Russell…

by rbubp on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what are we watching?

I’ve got Auburn v MSU on ESPN

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the one...

Unless you’re into Central Michigan at Temple on the U

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now, Central Michigan @ Temple on ESPNU

flicking over to Auburn/Mississippi State in 3….2…..1…..

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well wait a min

these fools are still talking

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we're on

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just finished "iCarly," and we're about to start "Spongebob Squarepants."

However, this is my children’s watch-TV-and-calm-down-before-bedtime time, so they have control of the remote (and I have to say even Nickelodeon is impressive in HD). I’ll be switching over to the Auburn-Mississippi State game as soon as they’re off to bed, though.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a number of tranquilizer darts left from basketball season...

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a DGD, Kyle...

Danged Good Dad.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Dave.

I have to say, “Penguins of Madagascar” is actually entertaining, and I’ve come to enjoy “Big Time Rush” now that I have come to the realization that the show is the 2010 version of “The Monkees.”

“City is Ours” gets stuck in your head, however.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I re-watched "My Dog Skip" with my nephew last week

and cried. Damn ending gets me every time.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cat doesn't care what we watch

and my sister left this morning, so I have total control of the tv again.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worth noting...

Retweeted by Seth Emerson: South Carolina has a received a letter of inquiry. Spurrier says he’s “not too concerned”.

Now where have I heard that before?

(Also… as Seth points out, Georgia received a notice that the NCAA would interview a player. The South Carolina letter of inquiry is in reference to the program.)

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

While this may be viscerally satisfying, . . .

. . . it does us no good. The appeal of A.J. Green’s suspension, even if successful, will not get him back for Saturday’s game, and no ill that befalls the Gamecocks will do us any good on the field.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

And I wouldn’t wish the last few days on my worst college football enemy. Spurrier’s response just gives me this odd feeling of deja vu.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

It wouldn’t pain me too much to see Spurrier go through that.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like the timing

if AJ’s suspension is reduced, it will look for all the world like AJ ratted out SC, whether he did or not.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

From reading the Gamecock site, it seems this is about the Whitney Hotel...

So I don’t think AJ will be associated with it in any way.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

True...

but if we do lose on Saturday, at least we can use the ol, “Nah nah nah nah nah-nah” dig.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My most deep-seated fear as a fan . . .

. . . is that we as a program and a fan base have been reduced to taking jabs at South Carolina.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, . . .

. . . I’m sure this is going to come back to bite us somehow.

This belief on my part is based upon everything that has happened for three years running.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it'll have time to bite us...

By next week, a giant hole in the Earth’s crust will open up and swallow the greater Athens area.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, RedCrake, . . .

. . . that thought is the only thing that keeps me going.

If I thought the Mayans were right and we had to wait all the way ’til 2012 for the world to end, I might do serious bodily harm to myself.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actualy, a tropical depression is brewing right over Lake Oconee...

and is going to spin up to a Cat. 5, track through Athens and then dissipate over Comer.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh for heavens sake

will these three just SHUT UP?

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we can understand May and Rece

I got no clue what’s coming out of Lou’s mouth. All I hear is “slobber slobber spit spit Notre Dame slobber whippersnapper spit spit”.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i just clearly heard him

say he prefers the gamecock mascot over our beloved UGA and something about UGA not having any teeth courtesy of AJ’s suspension.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also called it a "brittle" rivalry

I think that’s courtesy of his lack of functional brain cells.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spit, Lou, . . .

. . . get it together!

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lou Holth

ith sthill a penith.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep...

Cocky is the better mascot. Ok Lou. Go take your dementia meds.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's just crazy talk.

By the way, “Cocky” is just his street name. His real name is Plucky the Chicken, and he is Steve Spurrier’s love child.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a mental image I could've done without...

But it explains why Stevie is so grumpy all the time.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me Lou Holtz isn't talking about South Carolina getting an NCAA letter of inquiry.

The irony and hypocrisy of that moment would cause at least one of my internal organs to rupture.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would involve him saying something potentially negative about one of his former schools...

So no.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we might see Orson lined up as a wideout at times...

just to give ’em something to think about, while WOOTEN THE BALLCARRIER goes deep into the mid-day sun.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be okay with that

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE COWBELL

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Miss State can’t afford a smoke machine. They had like six police officers with fire extinguishers line up and fire. Boy, this should be epic.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

they were just going for realism?

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget...according to them,

they’re the “Real” Bulldogs.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves down 5-3....not a good week at all.

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves are nearly dead to me

No reason the Phillies should be leading this division. At all. Braves choked this year.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll always have Paris...

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Hale left town, . . .

. . . but his bad mojo lingers like a dark cloud of suckitude.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vineyard's next effigy burning

should be a G.I. Joe in the likeness of David Hale (unless, of course, we can actually find the real David Hale.)

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I'm being honest...

I miss Sylvester Croom… and not just because it made them easier to beat.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocker. Auburn going for it.

Anybody think they’re scared to let their defense against a competent offense on the field after last week?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

If they aren't.... they should be

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Florida

is sorta missing ol’ Newton right about now, that crazy laptop stealing prankster!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

That’s what you call getting beat on the blitz.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

that was way too quick.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Somewhere... an Auburn fan thinks they're going to win the National Championship

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Just head over to TET

Like I stated earlier, their authors are pretty decent, but the regular commenters there are about the most arrogant d-bags I’ve ever seen.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was MSU's defense

playing in the “Willie-Two”?

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me... or do both teams receivers and returners look significantly slower

Than those we’ve seen from other SEC teams?

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Bumphis would have caught that first one if he had the glorious mustache of his namesake

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

After Arkansas State last week, Auburn has given up 26 points/game for 5 straight games

First time that’s happened in school history. But Gene Chizik is such a defensive guru…

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't forget Ted Roof.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't need no water let the *&^%^#(%$&^# burn.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

How long until one of these coaches from the Meyer tree loses a QB for the season because they think they’re Tim Tebow?

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dunno...

but a proctologist down in Gainesville has determined that Pouncey’s ass is so large that it has it’s own gravitational pull, hence the botched shotgun snaps. Science.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope Brantley doesn't get sucked in...

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord

Is it bad that I secretly wish to punch out Craig James and Jessie Palmer through the screen?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

we get to be treated

to Bob “Willie Martinez is a great defensive coordinator” Davie and Mark Jones on Saturday. For the love of Bose noise cancelling headphones, make them go away.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is one of those times

That I’m glad I will be roasting in Columbia. Anything is better than Davie.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So not only does Craig James fail as a sportscaster...

But he fails at wordplay as well. “It would be FINE if Miss. St. won.”

I just threw up in my mouth.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a homonym

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right!

“Spongebob” . . . over.

Grousing by son that it’s only 7:58 and he should be allowed to hold off going to bed until the end of Miranda Cosgrove’s “Kissin U” video . . . done.

Kids upstairs and in bed . . . accomplished.

SEC football on the HDTV . . . check!

Unfortunately, a dead battery derailed my morning routine, so I didn’t get to spend my daily 27 minutes on the elliptical, so excuse me while I spend the next half-hour watching the game while using exercise equipment. Fun!

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this crap?

These two teams know what defense is?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

MSU's line

looked looks like crap

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know how we'll do without AJ

But I have a feeling Mr. Relf is going to be very close with Mr. Houston in 3 weeks.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody want a drink?

It’s almost the weekend and Macon said we could.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Way ahead of you.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Boling Ball is surprisingly good

(Surprising because of the ingredients… not because of MaconDawg’s usual recommendations).

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to give that one a whirl.

I think MaconDawg needs to post a new drink hourly this week. sigh

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

People never believe that drink will be good until they try it.

I probably wouldn’t either if I hadn’t had it. It’s sorta like an old southern bourbon punch. Just don’t use the good stuff.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

who needs permission?

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually about to crack open a McSorley's IPA

Apparently they’ve started bottling their beer and selling it around the country. McSorley’s is byfar the coolest bar I’ve ever been to. If you find yourself in Greenwich Village in NYC, check it out.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think I'll have a G and T

it’s still summertime!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a half bottle of Collins mix to get rid of...

But no more gin. What to do…

In other news, I drink the preferred cocktail of retirement castle inhabitants.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turnovers are fun

when they happen to someone else.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miss ST Scores

I like this…

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus

Can somebody please hit Jesse in the head with a hammer? I love how he concludes the play two seconds before the replay shows the exact opposite of what he concluded.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

His post-facto analysis is about as revealing as Ivan Maisel's article earlier today..

“Losing Green Hurts.”
No Shit, Sherlock.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other shocking news

It’s been hot as hell in Georgia this year. Also, I’d like to be shacking up with Bar Refeali.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schwing

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picture Fail

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Auburn has a creed?????

does it involve goats?

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Only for Homecoming.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody other than Georgia can kickoff from inside their own 20?

Well played, Bizarro Dawgs, well played.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

3 consecutive sacks

And 7 points to show for it. I mean, Auburn had some trouble with fumbles on Saturday too, so there’s really no reason for Miss St to think they need to advance the ball by traditional offense to win this game.

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dyer's first play was slightly anti-climactic compared to Mason

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Dyer played against Arkansas State

Scored a TD, IIRC.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

Thats just one more thing Jesse Palmer is wrong about then. Shocking.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interception

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

They miss Chipper. I had the sick feeling we’d come apart when he got hurt, and… sigh…

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez

When we are losing it’s impossible for me to remain in the OT, even if I am supposed to be moderating the comments :(

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ 1000

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone check on Kyle...

I think he fell off his elliptical.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, but I'm good.

I’m just sweaty, and eating a bowl of Breyer’s mint chocolate chip ice cream while getting caught up on the comments.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You burned 200 calories...

…but ate 350. +150 regression to the mean, baby!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all right with that.

My weight’s been between 140 and 160 for the last 20 years, and I get a complete physical every year, so I know I’m healthy, but a half-hour of aerobic exercise a day promotes the production of new neurons and improves brain function.

Frankly, reading Barbara Strauch’s The Secret Life of the Grown-Up Brain depressed and motivated me. My 41-year-old brain is in a truly troubling decline, and I’m trying to arrest and reverse its downward trajectory . . . if only to keep up with y’all in the comment threads! :)

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the way this season is going

we will all be drinking enough no one will have to worry about keeping up with our brain functions….

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you're healthy...

I had my knee drained today, had my first ever prostate check (couldn’t help but think of the Chevy Chase scene in “Fletch”). I’ve got to lose 20 lbs. Impossible during football season.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the prostate check is no fun.

Here’s a tip: get the person performing the DRE—-the “D” is for “digital,” and not the opposite of “analog”; the “E” is for “exam”; I’ll let the rest of you figure out the “R”—-to let you lie down and roll over onto your side rather than make you stand up and bend over. It makes a real difference.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late...

I was standing. Turns out I’m a quart low.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

That’s bad. That’s not as bad as the time the urologist told me, “Here comes the bad part,” but it’s still bad.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, this was a follow-up exam

on a kidney stone from March of last year. I’ve got another forming. The whole prostate thing was just “while we’re at it” type thing.

I’m getting old. I’m no longer getting those “extended warranty” letters either…so something is up.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!

How did that conversation go?

“Hey, Dave, as long as I’m in the area, how ‘bout I just give you a prostate exam while I’m down here?”

“Does it cost extra?”

“Nope.”

“All right, cool. Have at it!”

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, . . .

. . . I hope you offered him a stick of butter beforehand! :)

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butt ter

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bascially, that was it.

He did his thing, I was stoic, we had a laugh or two…and then smoked.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd date, actually...

but who’s counting!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Lord

Pretty glad I’ve got another 14 years before I’ve got to worry about that.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Count yourself lucky.

When your time comes, schedule late afternoon appointments. You won’t want to have to go through the rest of your day after that.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So in other words...

TKK is not what one would consider to be an “intimidating” man? ;)

/says the guy that’s weighed 205 since high school which used to muscular, but is now just jiggly

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a reason why I've never gotten contacts or laser surgery.

I stick with the glasses because I make being a dorky smart guy look good. :)

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll pay Guy Fieri good money to sacrifice that duck...

It’s close enough to a Gamecock.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember in 1980...

someone plastered “Carlin’s Cocks can’t do it Doggie Style” bumper stickers all over the ABC Television truck parked between the south side of the stadium and the bio sciences building. It was covered!

Another great moment from the un-dead brain cell archive of DavetheDawg

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were they Erk's people?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're all Erk's people

yes they were, now and forever, amen.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may or may not have been in a line of people at the 2001 SCAR game

With “We Love to Beat Cock” on our chests.

Dad wasn’t happy.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOL

I love the humor around here :)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

DMB ruins a classic Talking Heads song on the pre-game show for the Saints/Vikings. God, I hate DMB so flipping much. I blame my freshman year of college on this completely.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

In terms of drink...

I’m having Ezra Brooks on the rocks.

To Kyle, you are a great Dad!

In re: the Braves, they started tinkering too much…I’m afraid we might be in trouble.

I’m impressed w/ MSU so far. Mullen’s a good coach.

And I can definitely say this—The last time I was at Scott Field was 1982—it looks a helluva lot better now. As a young boy, I remembered seeing a bent and rusted chain-link fence behind one of the end zone stands and thinking, “this isn’t like how it is at Georgia .”

How 'Bout Them Dawgs!

by Marshmanslim on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Miss State with a new QB

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

His first two tosses were very Garcia-esque

Don’t want to take too many risks when you don’t trust your QB too much.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I just had a Kentucky, '09 flashback on that pick

time for another drink.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Prone to hyperbole much, Jesse?

Can you really give somebody the game of their career 17 minutes into the game?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Erin Andrews on Thursday nights.

Her tough, no-nonsense brand of pretty would work well with this crew, as it would mitigate the prissy, girlie brand of pretty of Jesse Palmer and Craig James.

Seriously, do both of these guys spend more time on their hair than on their pregame prep?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fumble followed by a hold

Keep up the good work, Auburn.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know how good Missy State is...

but does anyone think Auburn is really going to push ’Bama for the West. methinks not.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not impressed with Auburn thus far..

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miss State can't blitz worth a crap

I’ve counted three big blitzes and two have gone for TDs.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

LInebackers getting picked up in the middle of the field

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would've accepted the penalty

Just me, personally. 2 more chances to score? 2 more chances to fumble.

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Drew Brees completes first pass of season to Marques Colston for 30 yards. I hate the Saints but they’re both starting for my fantasy team this weekend.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Being a Falcons fan

I would love for the Saints to lose.

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I want them to lose

Just as long as Drew Brees completes 5 TDs to Colston.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brees looks good

those 2 passes were beautiful

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a better man than I am, AuditDawg.

I’ve hated Drew Brees’s living guts since he was named MVP of the 2000 Outback Bowl.

His team lost the game. By definition, there were 85 scholarship athletes for the other team who were more valuable than he was. If they wanted to name a Purdue player MVP, they should have given that honor to their kicker.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You start seeing things a bit differently

When he’s the starting QB for your team in your $50 buy-in fantasy league.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are no more cowbells

in the entire state of Mississippi. They have all been purchased and are currently in Starkville.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

We actually have one here in SC

That we got on a college visit to MSU. My son does not need it at Clemson. I was just thinking it would be fun to have it here.

by hbtd on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

TD Saints

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I went to Starkville in '88 (I think)

Never was a city more aptly named.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

clearly

you have not been to Ft Puke, Sleezeville, Lousy-anna :)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chapas!

Oh, my bad. Wrong Dog.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodness

Miss State is inventing new and exciting ways to give this game away.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure is

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

Is Craigers making the comparison to Terrelle Pryor now? What exactly has Pryor done to be considered a “good” QB in college football? Most overrated player in college football, byfar.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Signed with Ohio State?

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what we have here

looks like a really crappy game, and there are just only so many ways you can say this sucks, so they are now making up crap :)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Newton’s doing well making short runs, and he’s basically mediocre passing…

So he just might be a carbon copy of Pryor.

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody else tired of the look to the sideline schtick?

Just hike the damn ball already.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

+1000

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more turnover by State

and this one is over. Dan Mullen still has a long, long hill to climb.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

AFLAC question.....

Bulldogs or Tigers?

Such deep knowledge required.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And Jesse trumps me with his massive knowledge...

Must be a class they take at UF.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

ESPN’s used that trivia question at least five times during Auburn games the last four years. I don’t know if that’s more sad, or the fact that I’ve watched enough Auburn games over that span to know this.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves losing, Auburn winning, Saints winning

Just not my night……

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug

Seems like being a fan of the metro-ATL/UGA teams the last three years has been much more of the latter, though.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure feels that way...

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes you're the

Louisville Slugger, sometimes your the ball

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

GoGo Prevent defense Auburn

AKA “Give them the ball in the redzone” defense.

See VaTech vs. Boise

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Some people just shouldn't wear sleeveless shirts.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Miss State is pretty good at getting near the 50

Can’t do much once they get there.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Have I mentioned lately how appreciative I am for Drew Butler

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

And Brian Mimbs

I’ll never forget how he flipped the field against Sakerlina in ’08 with that 83 yard punt.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll never forget him abusing that jackass from Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl.

You know it’s a truly nasty football team when even your punter runs down the field knocking people down.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA... I'd forgotten that. EPIC!

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Newton is impressive...

but he’s a concussion waiting to happen.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You read my mind

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Ryan Pugh cleaved apart anyone's knees?

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Attaboy Gene

Give up the 3 point try.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What's everyone's main concern

going into the SC game?

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think turnovers...

and run blocking. Our O-Line last week against a patsy was inconsistent. We need to run the ball.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spurrier and his sandbagging ways

He emptied the playbook last week against Southern Miss. He was known to do that the game before Tenn when he was at Florida to force them to prepare for everything and then would run something completely different against them. I fear he’s trying to do that to our new guy.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have two main concerns:

1. The earth may open up and swallow us all.

2. The earth may not.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm anxious to see how Murray does under pressure

he appeared confident and in control in his first start. I hope our O line gives him time to make his passes, and he continues to play with confidence against a “real” team.

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paint chips.

Feeding Jesse Palmer since infancy.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't forget short ties

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly feel sorry for Rece Davis.....

Thursday night duty with Douche and Douchier and then Saturday in the studio with Dumber and Dumberer.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jessie Palmer

1. Wears a clip-on

2. Probably wears “Axe”

3. Has a man-purse

4. Pectoral implants

5. was born without genitalia

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear AXE deodorant...

/drops head in shame

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Closer to 30 than 20 though.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two Words:

Old Spice. It’s time.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are good...

once you hit 30 it’s time to give it up. Then there is a no man’s land between 30 and 40. Once you hit 40 its time for the Old Spice.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave, I just realized . . .

. . . Jesse Palmer, rather than Michael Keaton, should have provided the voice of Ken in “Toy Story 3.”

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save some money, right?

I mean they were already paying him to serve as a character model.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewww

:(

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right . . .

. . . the girl from 4E or the chick in the red bikini from the previous commercial?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm assuming it's my degenerate Irish background . . .

but even after all these years the song “Jump Around” by House of Pain still amps me up. There. I said it. Oh, I’m going 4E. It worries me when I can’t see the face. She’s liable to look like Bobby Bowden with buck teeth.

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh shit...

Lou is about to talk shit about AJ

“There’s only one law… right and wrong”

Sorry guys… FUCK YOU LOU!

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

thankfully

i was busy taking a condolence call and had the tv on mute, so I missed it.

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry about the language...

I just can’t suffer that fool any longer.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL no worries

it was one of those calls from a long time “friend” out of duty/obligation, and I almost wish he hadn’t bothered. Insincerity really isn’t my thing

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, great.

Lou Holtz is telling us how to do right . . . and to get a Dr. Pepper?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Two points:

1. Lou Holtz was a cheating bastard his whole career.

2. That Dr. Pepper part didn’t even make sense in his head.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

An infractions lecture from Lou Holtz is like . . .

having Amy Winehouse tell you your cocaine use is “a little out of hand.”

by MaconDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is quite the apt analogy.

They have an equivalent number of brain cells left.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go to hell, Lou

Who the hell is he to lecture somebody on doing the “right thing”? Am I mistaken or did he not leave both Notre Dame and Sakerlina saddled with violations?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry if this has been brought up...

Since y’all are watching football, and in this thread, I don’t know if you’ve seen this – the buyer of the AJ jersey.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5551923

by AdamLilly on Sep 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

So this guy is nothing but a two-bit scumbag runner trying to cozy up to college players so that he can profit off them in the future? What a POS.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You wants I should get Tiny to break his legs?

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

....Knock Knock Knock

D-bag that bought the jersey – “Who is it?”
Hired goons – “Goons. Hired goons.”

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just another reason to support Coach Fox's social networking stance.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How in the hell

can the NCAA seriously qualify this guy as an agent? He’s a manipulative predator. Oh, I guess I just answered my own question.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like they'd get along well, huh?

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on NCAA

AJ shouldn’t have sold his jersey but this #(%(#)#)#)%)#)$)$er totally misrepresented himself.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe A.J. will be back for Arky

because if this is true, the NCAA cannot deny the subterfuge here.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Get this:

According to sources familiar with the NCAA investigation, Chris Hawkins, a former North Carolina defensive back, befriended Green through the receiver’s Facebook page. According to the source, Hawkins identified himself as a financial adviser and memorabilia collector in Facebook messages to Green, who eventually agreed to sell his jersey to Hawkins for $1,000.

The NCAA, which handed Green a four-game suspension on Wednesday, ruled Hawkins qualifies as an agent. . . .

The NCAA also is investigating whether Hawkins arranged for the players to make trips to Atlanta and Las Vegas to meet with potential agents. The source said Green didn’t attend the agent-related trips.

Hmph.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Adam.

I hadn’t seen that yet. Good to know.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been watching a game at a friends

Rooting for state, but my take is their play calling is horribble (along with their line)

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I have an old 14 David Greene jersey...

but I might just go out and buy a #8 and wear it the rest of the season to prove a point.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should (as someone already suggested) print up

some Green #8 shirts in support.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My son has a toddler sized #8 jersey...

But I won’t say where I got it or if it’s game worn.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you purchase it from a "memorabilia collector"?

ROGUE PROGRAM!!!

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw the trailer for the new Wall Street movie

This saddens me. Wall Street is one of my favorite movies from the 1980s and it looks like they’ve just butchered one of the best characters of all time.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shia LeBeouf is no Charlie Sheen

Although I have to give him props for method acting with the DUI.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real.

I mean . . . Shia LeBeouf? (I may have misspelled his name. I don’t care.)

When you trade down in acting ability from Charlie Sheen, you’ve made a bad move.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about...


Should’ve won the Oscar.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just love the original movie. Maybe it’s my laissez-faire capitalistic ways (I also don’t believe insider trading should be a crime), but man do I love that movie.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

Miss State just did the Tebow stutter step fake.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I admit to having a pro-Erin Andrews bias, . . .

. . . but Jenn Brown doesn’t do much for me. She’s a little mannish in the face.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Schwing

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right, good point.

How recent is that photo, though? She looks heavier on the sidelines tonight.

I’m still a face guy first and foremost, though. Helen Hunt. Kristin Davis. Nicole Kidman. Kristin Kreuk. Still, there are other attributes worthy of note, as you have demonstrated.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, . . .

. . . there was a two-minute turnaround time between my comment and your reply. Do you just have that picture ready to go at a moment’s notice? :)

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a man, man

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew I'd seen him somewhere before....

Ewww.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the narrator of the Prudential commercial was John-Boy Walton, . . .

. . . and I think the transfer quarterback from the last commercial is Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriend Dennis, the beeper king of New York.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, the irony

How many #8 UGA jerseys does one suppose is sold at SECStore.com? Not like ESPN is advertising it or anything….

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh good....

In addition to hearing him call the game, we get to hear Bob Davie on Gameday.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And that's why they're the Bizarro Dawgs

Dropped the jump pass.

/facepalm

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jump Pass....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he dropped it

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Tebow-esqu

Pam Ward fits that category, too.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

dang

i thought i was hearing things on that one *sigh

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tebow-esque

Except for the fact that the drive took 7 minutes.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got us a ballgame, gentlemen.

"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted

by Zoltar on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

We've got ourselves a ballgame

until Abuuuuurn returns the ensuing kickoff all the way

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I just realized how late it's getting . . .

. . . and I have Too Much Information to put together!

Pull ’em through the rest of the way, gang. Have a good night.

I hate Auburn. Over and out.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

don't forget your mint chocolate chip night cap

good night.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you had me at “I hate Auburn”.

"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted

by Zoltar on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally MissST

That TD drive seemed to take forever.

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

they were trying

to use up the clock =)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Lolz

Onside kick for the Bizarro Dawgs.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Great freakin' call, State

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

There are alot of women with mustaches in that stadium

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

AHA

strategy!

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!!

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect bounce on that

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh...

Anger rising from memories of Andy Bailey costing us games against Vandy and Kentucky.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's because of Andy Bailey...

that I no longer drink Bailey’s.

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by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beamerball.... Oh wait...

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the best onside kick I have ever scene - perfection

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by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Just lovely

That’s how you follow up a perfect onside kick. Three terrible passes.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats how the "Real" Bulldogs do it

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can anybody remind me when Mark Sanchez became a good NFL QB?

He’s the Terrelle Pryor of the NFL. Way more hype than accomplishment.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost identical stats to Stafford

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why I'm convinced ultimately

That Stafford will be better than all three of Bradford/Tebow/McCoy at that level. He never had the luxury of keeping his jersey clean unlike those guys that never got touched.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I was getting at is

Why is Sanchez the wunderkind if their stats were the same? Stafford’s stats are more impressive considering the circumstances.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIN up on NO

9-7

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd just like to gradulate Percy Harvey.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like your signature :)

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Gator

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wun, Too, Tree, Foh, Fahve

Dem Gators dun take no jive.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nearly a pick 6 there

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Our secondary, on the other hand...

probably makes that play. They seem to catch the ball pretty well.

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by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why they're the Bizarro Dawgs

I’m just sayin’…

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under at 9

How many whiskey drinks does Rece need to deal with the two idiots in the box with him on Thursdays?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Over under 20...

How many do I need to deal with them?

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I posted earlier.....I feel sorry for the guy.

These bozos on Thrusday and then Saturday’s with Spittin Lou and Mark “I hate Georgia” May

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

Craig with the huge praise for Newton after that pass. Yeah…not like Adams was given a 15 yard cushion or anything on that play. I’d be more worried if Newton didn’t make that pass.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright finally got my connection to work

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Just want to say that onside kick was very Georgiaesque

all i’ve seen is the second half so far. What have your impressions been?

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by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Auburn's Offense is as advertised....but so is their Defense.

Neither team is all that good but neither is all that bad. Miss St’s Defense looks pretty good.

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm sorry guys

Have any of you seen the movie Porky’s? Dude that just made the tackle’s name is Michael Hunt.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Just an update on the ex-UNC player...

he’s adamant now about being “not an agent” I think Chris Low’s earlier article has been updated. Hawkins contends he was just collecting jerseys. Whatever.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok... we can play that game...

Time to decrease the suspension.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCAA is teh stupid

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

but according to the NCAA

he doesn’t have to be a for real agent like professionally or anything, he can just be a friend who promotes the athlete in question…..

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats how you sack a laptop thief

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet sack

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes she did

:)

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

About sums it up?

Auburn – An offense in search of a defense
Mississippi State – A defense in search of an offense

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

True this

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its the Masoli Rule

If Cam Newton steals some more stuff, he could be the Miss. St QB by the time they play Bama.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh.

The ACC… The gift that keeps on giving.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesse said "all that eye candy". Guess he still thinks he is on the bachelor.

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by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He was probably gazing into his little compact mirror whilst powdering his nose

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a reminder

Dagmar put in her resignation in ATL.

by EricBDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I saw that

I’m putting together a resume video right now. I’m sure they’ll want to replace a woman with another one…

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey... If Pam Ward can pull it off...

Just Sayin

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

woof

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

I need Drew Brees and Marques Colston to both have a huge 2nd half here.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

9 Rushing yards?

Yep, if you want the Saints to win, gotta have more than that!

by EricBDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does his Heisman count?

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by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one's coming back

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

And thats holding

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Holding

the great equalizer

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what Leonard Pope proved to us in 2004

In that Tenn game when Bryan McClendon had a kickoff return back to the Tennessee 3 yard line and it was called back b/c of a Pope hold that was on the opposite side of the field and didn’t impact the play whatsoever.

/Nope. Not bitter about that at all.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

As bad as it is to lose to a true freshman QB at home, it’s doubly worse to lose to two true freshmen QB at home.

/How in the bloody flipping hell did we lose to Erik Ainge three freaking times??!!!

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first one...

over confidence and a bad call.

The last two: Willie.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like Fannin felt that hit

And then he lost his yards, double ouch

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This is where he's dangerous... running out of bounds

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep...

but I like it better when Garcia lays them out.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Just wanted to be sure I wasn’t demented.

by EricBDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if it's Marc Curles and Penn Wagers

locked in a lovers embraced, aflame, rolling down a hill into a sinkhole filled with natural gas. Then that’s Gold!

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's dangerously close to being a hilarious Adolf and Eva reference.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for a high-scoring track meet.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm

someone must’ve told them they both play in the SEC

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, both teams are still playing just about as well as they were in their opener cupcakes. Just against better defenses.

And Auburn is fumbling a little less.

by Redcoat on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so neither team learned anything

from last week?

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care what anybody says

Auburn still gave up 366 passing yards and 26 points to Arkansas freaking State.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

With their top WR playing like crap no less.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So let me get this straight

Relf has been the best QB tonight and led the only two scoring drives against Auburn, but Miss State is playing the true freshman QB in the fourth quarter in a conference game. Does Dan Mullen know what he’s doing at all?

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he take the Mississippi State job?

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche, salesman

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked to me like Newton crossed the line of scrimmage

Maybe it was the angle.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Auburn has looked susceptible

on rushes off the edge at times…which is our strength.

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure he will see it

in time for that game :)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a few more fish to fry before then

Well at least some Chickens to fry and Hogs to BBQ on the horizon

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably watching

security camera film of Garcia keying an ’87 Accord game film of Garcia from last week.

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does nobody else see the irony in that play?

Cam Newton – the perfect QB for the Malzahn offense looking for Kodi Burns – the perfect QB for the Tony Franklin offense.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

“Oh look… Our QB savior is throwing to our old QB savior.”

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was that not a penalty?
  1. took an awfully late dive on top of the pile.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that was pretty

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know if ya'll are aware...

But Paul Johnson invented the option… He’s an offensive genius.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hawg fans are not only batshit crazy, they're also awfully arrogant
I think that you are right!
T. King is trying to put the jinx on all of us. Now you guys go out and and give them dawgs a beat down and we’ll clean up the mes next week, LOL.

by arky-chief on Sep 8, 2010 8:52 AM EDT reply actions

As seen at Garnet and Black Attack this week.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We are going to kill Arkansas

with or without A.J. Book it.

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-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It amazes me

Considering that they’ve won nothing of significance during my near 27 years on this Earth.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did earn the right to get their ass kicked by us in the SEC Championship game

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, they didn't

If Alabama hadn’t been banned from post-season play that year, they would have represented the West.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

True enough...

I just wanted a chance to remind them of the beatdown

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, they didn't

If Alabama hadn’t been banned from post-season play that year, they would have represented the West.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap like this gets my blood boiling so much...

I just want to go tackle something……where’s the cat? Here kitty kitty

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arky-Chief will know when we're trying to jinx him

when there’s a partially disemboweled goat on the 50 yard line

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I understand

not taking the cupcake game too seriously, but to have no recognition of the fact that our D is much improved is just wrong. Is it perfected yet, probably not, but it is still much improved. Add to that fact that AJ is not the only player capable of making plays and well, I still feel relatively good about our chances. Will the USC game be close, of course, it’s the SC game.

by EricBDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you have to teach scheme on the sidelines on giant whiteboards...

You’re doing it wrong.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez

Miss State looked terrible there. That was such a slow developing play.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

as good as that play almost was

it was that close to being a disaster

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Auburn doesn't figure out that Dyer is a very good RB by the time UGA plays them

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok I am out folks...

Good night. Had fun talking to all of you tonight

by RocketDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

you might want to stick around

blocked punt :)

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

correction

blocked field goal, they just need a TD

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Asher Allen, I love you but…you just disrupted a big play between Drew Brees and Marques Colston. You’re killing me, Smalls.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Watched that with my 3 year old the other day... he loved it.

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOR - E - VER

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehehe

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

First crush

no joke

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I had the biggest crush on her when I was a kid. I didn’t care if she existed in a different decade. She was my Kelly Kapowski.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hells yeah!

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Now if the offense could just help em out

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

For real

Relf just missed two easy passes.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

He would follow that up with his biggest completion of the night.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

First down!!

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FLAG BABY!

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Pass Interference!

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a little iffy

but whatever makes life more difficult for the tiggers

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I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Put in Jerrious Norwood

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me!!!???

He dropped it.

Sigh…

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no

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by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I've learned my lesson about schadenfreude

But I’m enjoying this just a little

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm bad case

of the dropsies, now that sounds awful familiar…..

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess it has something to do with our species

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no opposable thumbs

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only they had Blair

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by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

no doubt,

our guys could make it from 58

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by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Down to this

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Miss State just plain stinks on offense.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

CRAP!

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I should

be rooting for auburn since i took them to win in my picklist, but only cuz i didn’t realize the suckitude going on.

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor kid.... I suppose its better for him to get used to it now.

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

So that was a definitely a shootout

too bad they showed up loaded with blanks

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA

“Auburn’s defense bent but didn’t break”

they got the Willie playbook on his way out of town?

"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

by podunkdawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Missy State had their chance

didn’t execute. They beat themselves more than Auburn did.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no crying in

baseball football, unless you’re Tim Tebow!

by EricBDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Color me not scared about this Miss State game

With or without AJ.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

All righty, then...

that was fun. It was educational.

Now, it’s time to focus on the Chickens.

good night and good luck.

"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell

by DavetheDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay everyone

This shall be my final correspondence with you before I enter the land of the chicken. Wish me luck. Everyone have a great weekend.

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by AuditDawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Wear sunscreen

And watch out for salmonella

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

by RedCrake on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enjoy!

*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!

by HEYJUDE on Sep 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to eat some goat on your way their

Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.

I Corinthians 9:24

by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly feel bad for MSU

Last year I thought Mullen was going to get something together, but right now I can see State losing every SEC game. The play calling struck me as god awful, the lines were horrible overall, and they dont have much of a star at QB. No hate, but they just couldnt get it done when Auburn kept giving them chances.

UGA should do well against both teams as of today.

"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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