Thursday College Football Game Night (and Then Some) Open Comment Thread
So, what would you like to talk about first?
Perhaps the fact that this week’s SEC Power Poll ranks the Georgia Bulldogs third, behind the first-place Alabama Crimson Tide and the runner-up South Carolina Gamecocks? Maybe the fact that this week’s BlogPoll has ‘Bama No. 1 with 60 first-place votes, followed by the No. 2 Boise St. Broncos with 30 nods for the top spot, or that the ‘Dawgs check in at No. 17, behind the No. 9 Florida Gators and the No. 15 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, but ahead of the No. 20 Arkansas Razorbacks, No. 21 Auburn Tigers, and No. 23 Palmetto State Poultry?
On the other hand, you might want to discuss Doug Gillett’s questioning of A.J. Green’s four-game suspension, Year2’s explanation and Spencer Hall’s alternative explanation of that same sanction, C&F’s lengthy retort explaining why my position is wrong, War Eagle Atlanta’s take on whether player controversies will be Mark Richt’s undoing, or Les Miles’s extension of a scholarship offer to Zach Mettenberger. Also among our discussion options are the thoughts on the Heisman Trophy race offered by Holly Anderson of Dr. Saturday, Every Day Should Be Saturday, and SB Nation Los Angeles fame, whose fine work in the blogosphere has earned her a much-deserved promotion to the post of college football editor for the SB Nation main site.
You know what? Feel free to discuss any or all of that, as well as this evening’s televised SEC outing. This is your Thursday game night open comment thread, so pour yourself a drink and have at it.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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Why, oh why
…do people still count Jordan Love’s “arrest” in our tally?
Curious
I brought this up in response the to the C&F post you reference above, but let me know your thoughts:
Do the bylaws explicitly indicate that a jersey sale is impermissible? What if AJ sold Ealey’s jersey and made $1,000, would that be okay? To me, you would have to prove that the jersey with Green’s name on it garnered a gain of $500+ OVER the fair market value for any game worn jersey by any random player. I would argue that there are many individuals who would pay $500-$1,000 for a game worn jersey by Green, Cox, Ealey, Stafford, Caleb King, etc. Thus, how much more was Green paid by having the name "GREEN" etched on the back?
It’s not as cut and dried as you are making it seem, unless the by-laws explicitly state that an individual cannot sell a jersey with their name on it. Not for $5. Not for $20,000.
In short, since many are arguing that the NCAA is merely following guildines that state $500 = 30% of the season, can’t you argue that the “impermissible benefit” is not the entire $1,000 but only the amount the player gains due to his name alone? Thus, the gain may actually be $200, which would warrant a lower suspension.
"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones
It can't be that simple.
I have yet to see the actual provision. Some, including you, make it seem as if the rule is an absolute, per se violation that does not allow for any mitigating circumstances whatsoever, similar to DUI violations.
Thus, the rule would go something like this:
“If a player sells any memorabilia of any kind to anyone (agent, friend, sister, another player, etc.) and receives $500 or more, he is suspended for 30% of his season. No exceptions. None. Zero.”
While I am not a huge fan of the NCAA right now, I just do not believe the rule is that simplistic. I could be wrong, but I cannot locate a copy of the rules and bylaws to determine for myself if any mitigating circumstances are considered.
"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones
As far as I understand it,
it is that simple. Certainly, they are allowed to factor in mitigating circumstances into the evidence, but the rule itself is:
$100-$300: repayment of money and suspension for 10% of season
$300-$500: repayment of money and suspension for 20% of season
$500+: repayment of money and suspension for 30% of season
by hailtogeorgia on Sep 10, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I may be too depressed to blog tonight.
Unless, of course, a sinkhole opens up somewhere in Indianapolis and sucks the entire NCAA into the Midwest Aquifer.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
If you stop blogging then the terrorists win.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard
i have cherry dump cake
will that help?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
If he does,
will he get their uniforms, paint them black and write CAM over where it used to say Mississippi State?
by hailtogeorgia on Sep 9, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if
I can have the whole damn cake.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
too late
it was hardly out of the oven last night when i started in. But MOST of the cake is still there.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Well...Okay.
Thanks for cheering me up. Maybe there will be another barfight in Knoxville before kickoff to cheer me up as well.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
it's not my fault
one of my aunts brought some to the funeral meal. I am powerless over that stuff. Then everyone else got some and there wasn’t any left. So naturally i took to craving it last night and nothing would do til I had some.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Which reminds me...
I’m so sorry for your recent loss. I didn’t get a chance to speak up on Saturday as I was only able to briefly join the game day thread from my trip overseas.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
thanks dear
been a tough week.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I'll be honest:
After reading Year2 and C&F’s arguments supporting the NCAA’s decision, I have to say I’m okay with what they did but not so okay with them reducing the penalty on Alabama’s DE, though on the latter all I know is “He was really honest and his mom was very sick.” (I’m not sure if his mom has passed away since then, so I’ll try to be tasteful.) None of those, in my honest opinion, is justification for reducing the defined penalty for what he did.
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I will give my North Carolina for Tennessee Today. Apparently.
Agree.
I have more of a problem with them reducing Dareus’ penalty than them slapping a 4-game penalty on AJ. Thus, if they do not subsequently lower AJ’s suspension, the whole situation seems biased and arbitrary.
"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones
I think I'm in a similar position.
I don’t think I’ve heard any Bulldog fan say that they believe A.J. did not know he was breaking an NCAA rule when he sold the jersey. The compliance staff goes over this stuff every year, and by now A.J. has been exposed to that spiel 3 times. It’s a dumb, hypocritical and (in this blogger’s opinion) immoral rule, but a rule nonetheless.
If the book says 4 games, then give him 4 games. But don’t give him 4 if someone else gets 2 for an offense just as egregious. Maybe I’m a homer, but I cannot imagine a college athlete more deserving of some dispensation than A.J. Green. He is, by all accounts, the most respectful, likeable kid you’ll ever come across. Even respectful, likeable kids should be punished when they do wrong. But it’s as if the NCAA used up all their compassion on other cases and had to 86 it on this one, a case which seems taylormade for some understanding. The fact that they did not hew to the rules in other cases creates the illusion that they’re not doing so in this one.
the War Eagle Atlanta was very good IMHO.
It desribed the issues and appearances without attacking or slamming. Lot of credit given to CMR without getting hate on, yet saying “hey, what’s going on there?” which is something i would like to understand too.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
He was very good
As usual, the commenters at TET not so much. That blog’s commenters have the largest lack of respect for others and other programs of any of the other SB Nation blogs I frequent. Sad that they have such great authors and such piss poor examples of commenters.
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Thursday Night Football 2010
I think more is expected of McCluster Dexter Jones. Jamaal Charles is the most dynamic leader and heads back to get fans want to see most of the carries. I think Thomas Jones will be more important than people realize, but only in a less flashy than guys like McCluster and Charles. Jones is here to get the tough yards and move the chains. Thursday Night Football 2010 http://usspost.com/thursday-night-football-2010-16853/
Oh good. Another one of these.
I think most of you know better, but just in case you’re one of those folks that sees a link and just has to click: It’s self-promoting spam.
Besides… who gives a crap about the NFL?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
and isn't Jamaal Charles on the Chiefs?
I mean…the Chiefs? Really? No wonder they need to promote like that.
Pro Tip : Talk about something someone cares about.
So...
You don’t want to read my comment calling for the upset of Man. U. by Everton this weekend? Bollocks!
"You can't print what I said, but they have to catch us." - Chipper Jones
Now see...
That I would be interested in.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
As an Everton fan...
… I would like to read this comment.
Go Toffees!
by vineyarddawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
If the 2008 game was confused for a baseball score
I’m betting that people will confuse tonight’s result with a basketball score. I’m going to go ahead and call 88-86 in three overtimes. Cam Newton sinks the buzzer-beating two-pointer . . . I mean scrambles for the two point conversion to win it for Auburn.
Leaving insightful football commentary and analysis to other people since 2006.
LSU fan here
what are we getting into with the Mettenberger offer? I’ve read the columns on him, but I was hoping for a local’s take.
Cannon for an arm. Improved his footwork and decision-making greatly during his redshirt season.
His mother actually worked in the football office at Georgia, everyone I know who’s met him said he’s a great kid from a great family. But you simply can’t get fall down drunk, grope a lady in a bar, then not tell the truth about the situation when the coach asks about it. If he comes to LSU, I’d bet you’re getting a solid football player who has hopefully learned from his mistakes and will be a solid citizen from here on out.
Haven't had much time to get too much of a take on him
He competed hard for the starting job against Murray and Gray. Had a good G-day game and threw the ball well. Not sure how great of a leader he’ll be nor can i say his decision making will be great as a QB. Great arm like MD said and has all the physical measureables you want in a QB.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He threw some downright pretty balls on the GDay game.
Has a rocket, great size. Looks like a prototypical QB. I think you could confuse ’em with Mallett if you saw him take some snaps in the pocket.
Whether or not he can be a true SEC QB is hard to say. I thought he would be our starter on opening day though.
thanks for the info
LSU obviously has some QB issues that will carry forward to next year unless we get something going and this may be the answer (or maybe it is our O-line or our OC. let’s just not talk about it). Some of the articles I read make Mettenberger’s off-the-field issues sound like a misunderstanding; others make it sound like he is Johnny-23 in a polo shirt. The fact that he got dismissed gives me reason to pause, but was that for telling Richt a story more than what actually happened?
by haveagreatday on Sep 9, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
As far as most people can tell, he got axed for lying about it. If he’d have come clean, he might very well be UGA’s starter this week.
I was hoping to be able to participate in the Auburn-bashing tonight...
… but I just got a call and have to get into the car and drive 5 hours down the road for work. So, I’ll just settle for joining in the fretting and hand-wringing in Saturday’s in-game thread.
Could you maybe scatter the goat ashes along the highway while you're at it?
One can never be too thorough.
Don't know what took me so long...
to find a quality site giving this Las Vegas-transplanted Georgian good scoop on the Dawgs. Y’all provide insightful, intelligent commentary, and help me feel at home. The closest fellow fan out here is my dad, and he’s a damn Gamecock! LOL
Needless to say, we’re both ready for the 9am gametime, and regardless what happened to Green, I’ll be smack-talking the ole man…unless Spurrier’s boys get the best of us. Then I assure you, that ole man will give me hell! GO DAWGS!
Welcome aboard.
I would think the good thing about your location as a college football fan is that you can watch games literally from the time you get up until 9:30-10 p.m. if you can make yourself watch Fresno State home games on ESPNU. And since you’re not up yet there’s little temptation to flip over to College Gameday even though you know it will just make you mad.
This was one of the few cool things about living in Hawaii...
On Saturday and Sunday the football watching was over by ~6pm local time and you could still go to the beach or out to dinner and not miss anything.
Of course the bad thing was that I had to get up at 6am to watch the Dawgs play in the Outback Bowl in ’98.
Good to have you around
Do you have any particular thoughts about butter? (It’s sort of an inside joke around here…)
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Thanks.
I’ve actually debated adding Boise State to my fave teams, because a lot of my co-workers are BSU fans/alumni. But then I remember the butt-whooping we gave those boys a few years back. However, I just can’t get myself to pull for UNLV.
Alright...
Completed the weekly NCAA College Football 11 Ritual. In typical Georgia/South Carolina fashion it was a nailbiter. Georgia won 22-21 on a 37 yard pass from Aaron Murray to Marlon Brown over the middle (with 37 seconds left) and Ealey ran in the 2 point conversion. Its now my #1 ESPN Instant Classic.

Tavarres King scores his first TD of the season in the 2nd Quarter. He thanks the out of position Gamecock DB by using his face as a booster seat.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
2 point conversion?
CMR don’t play like dat
"Frankie Edgar... beat the fuck out of Snooki, that's why she looks like Dio after Sabbath." --Joey Diaz
He might if Ealey was rushing for 13 yards per carry
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Plus I expect we'll see a new Richt this year... brought about by the repeated insanity-inducing shenanigans.
First there was Nice Guy Richt. The there was Evil Richt. 2010 brings us the rise of… Batshit Crazy Richt.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Dude is there anyways you could upload highlights of this??
Nice job by the way
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have to check into uploading video...
I know it can be done, but I’m not sure if I can transfer it from EA Sports World to embed it somewhere else. I’ll find out.
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Just thought you should know
I did the same and my game finished 30-7 UGA. The big play was a 71 yard corner route to Orson Charles from Aaron Murray. If that actually happens Saturday I may eat my hat.
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I like your result better than mine.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Pulpwood is back
Definately Rated R (or NC-17 in some states).
Hilarious!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Definitely one of the most R-Rated Pulpwoods I have heard....
Also, very funny.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
so what are we watching?
I’ve got Auburn v MSU on ESPN
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That's the one...
Unless you’re into Central Michigan at Temple on the U
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Right now, Central Michigan @ Temple on ESPNU
flicking over to Auburn/Mississippi State in 3….2…..1…..
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
well wait a min
these fools are still talking
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
and we're on
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
We just finished "iCarly," and we're about to start "Spongebob Squarepants."
However, this is my children’s watch-TV-and-calm-down-before-bedtime time, so they have control of the remote (and I have to say even Nickelodeon is impressive in HD). I’ll be switching over to the Auburn-Mississippi State game as soon as they’re off to bed, though.
Go 'Dawgs!
I have a number of tranquilizer darts left from basketball season...
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
You're a DGD, Kyle...
Danged Good Dad.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Thanks, Dave.
I have to say, “Penguins of Madagascar” is actually entertaining, and I’ve come to enjoy “Big Time Rush” now that I have come to the realization that the show is the 2010 version of “The Monkees.”
“City is Ours” gets stuck in your head, however.
Go 'Dawgs!
I re-watched "My Dog Skip" with my nephew last week
and cried. Damn ending gets me every time.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
my cat doesn't care what we watch
and my sister left this morning, so I have total control of the tv again.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Worth noting...
Retweeted by Seth Emerson: South Carolina has a received a letter of inquiry. Spurrier says he’s “not too concerned”.
Now where have I heard that before?
(Also… as Seth points out, Georgia received a notice that the NCAA would interview a player. The South Carolina letter of inquiry is in reference to the program.)
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
While this may be viscerally satisfying, . . .
. . . it does us no good. The appeal of A.J. Green’s suspension, even if successful, will not get him back for Saturday’s game, and no ill that befalls the Gamecocks will do us any good on the field.
Go 'Dawgs!
Agreed...
And I wouldn’t wish the last few days on my worst college football enemy. Spurrier’s response just gives me this odd feeling of deja vu.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
i don't like the timing
if AJ’s suspension is reduced, it will look for all the world like AJ ratted out SC, whether he did or not.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
From reading the Gamecock site, it seems this is about the Whitney Hotel...
So I don’t think AJ will be associated with it in any way.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
True...
but if we do lose on Saturday, at least we can use the ol, “Nah nah nah nah nah-nah” dig.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
My most deep-seated fear as a fan . . .
. . . is that we as a program and a fan base have been reduced to taking jabs at South Carolina.
Go 'Dawgs!
Also, . . .
. . . I’m sure this is going to come back to bite us somehow.
This belief on my part is based upon everything that has happened for three years running.
Go 'Dawgs!
I doubt it'll have time to bite us...
By next week, a giant hole in the Earth’s crust will open up and swallow the greater Athens area.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Sometimes, RedCrake, . . .
. . . that thought is the only thing that keeps me going.
If I thought the Mayans were right and we had to wait all the way ’til 2012 for the world to end, I might do serious bodily harm to myself.
Go 'Dawgs!
Actualy, a tropical depression is brewing right over Lake Oconee...
and is going to spin up to a Cat. 5, track through Athens and then dissipate over Comer.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
oh for heavens sake
will these three just SHUT UP?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
At least we can understand May and Rece
I got no clue what’s coming out of Lou’s mouth. All I hear is “slobber slobber spit spit Notre Dame slobber whippersnapper spit spit”.
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well i just clearly heard him
say he prefers the gamecock mascot over our beloved UGA and something about UGA not having any teeth courtesy of AJ’s suspension.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
He also called it a "brittle" rivalry
I think that’s courtesy of his lack of functional brain cells.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Lou Holth
ith sthill a penith.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Yep...
Cocky is the better mascot. Ok Lou. Go take your dementia meds.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Yeah, that's just crazy talk.
By the way, “Cocky” is just his street name. His real name is Plucky the Chicken, and he is Steve Spurrier’s love child.
Go 'Dawgs!
Thats a mental image I could've done without...
But it explains why Stevie is so grumpy all the time.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Please tell me Lou Holtz isn't talking about South Carolina getting an NCAA letter of inquiry.
The irony and hypocrisy of that moment would cause at least one of my internal organs to rupture.
Go 'Dawgs!
That would involve him saying something potentially negative about one of his former schools...
So no.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
As big as Sakerlina's receivers may be, it's not like we got a bunch of scrubs on defense, fellas...
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I wonder if we might see Orson lined up as a wideout at times...
just to give ’em something to think about, while WOOTEN THE BALLCARRIER goes deep into the mid-day sun.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Miss State can’t afford a smoke machine. They had like six police officers with fire extinguishers line up and fire. Boy, this should be epic.
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they were just going for realism?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Don't forget...according to them,
they’re the “Real” Bulldogs.
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Braves down 5-3....not a good week at all.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Braves are nearly dead to me
No reason the Phillies should be leading this division. At all. Braves choked this year.
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We'll always have Paris...
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
David Hale left town, . . .
. . . but his bad mojo lingers like a dark cloud of suckitude.
Go 'Dawgs!
Vineyard's next effigy burning
should be a G.I. Joe in the likeness of David Hale (unless, of course, we can actually find the real David Hale.)
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
If I'm being honest...
I miss Sylvester Croom… and not just because it made them easier to beat.
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Shocker. Auburn going for it.
Anybody think they’re scared to let their defense against a competent offense on the field after last week?
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If they aren't.... they should be
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I bet Florida
is sorta missing ol’ Newton right about now, that crazy laptop stealing prankster!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
shit
that was way too quick.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Somewhere... an Auburn fan thinks they're going to win the National Championship
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Just head over to TET
Like I stated earlier, their authors are pretty decent, but the regular commenters there are about the most arrogant d-bags I’ve ever seen.
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Was MSU's defense
playing in the “Willie-Two”?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Is it just me... or do both teams receivers and returners look significantly slower
Than those we’ve seen from other SEC teams?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Bumphis would have caught that first one if he had the glorious mustache of his namesake
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After Arkansas State last week, Auburn has given up 26 points/game for 5 straight games
First time that’s happened in school history. But Gene Chizik is such a defensive guru…
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Don't forget Ted Roof.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
We don't need no water let the *&^%^#(%$&^# burn.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
So...
How long until one of these coaches from the Meyer tree loses a QB for the season because they think they’re Tim Tebow?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
dunno...
but a proctologist down in Gainesville has determined that Pouncey’s ass is so large that it has it’s own gravitational pull, hence the botched shotgun snaps. Science.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I just hope Brantley doesn't get sucked in...
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
They'd never find Demps or Rainey, fo sho'. Better not run any End 'rounds.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Good Lord
Is it bad that I secretly wish to punch out Craig James and Jessie Palmer through the screen?
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we get to be treated
to Bob “Willie Martinez is a great defensive coordinator” Davie and Mark Jones on Saturday. For the love of Bose noise cancelling headphones, make them go away.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
This is one of those times
That I’m glad I will be roasting in Columbia. Anything is better than Davie.
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So not only does Craig James fail as a sportscaster...
But he fails at wordplay as well. “It would be FINE if Miss. St. won.”
I just threw up in my mouth.
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It's a homonym

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
All right!
“Spongebob” . . . over.
Grousing by son that it’s only 7:58 and he should be allowed to hold off going to bed until the end of Miranda Cosgrove’s “Kissin U” video . . . done.
Kids upstairs and in bed . . . accomplished.
SEC football on the HDTV . . . check!
Unfortunately, a dead battery derailed my morning routine, so I didn’t get to spend my daily 27 minutes on the elliptical, so excuse me while I spend the next half-hour watching the game while using exercise equipment. Fun!
Go 'Dawgs!
MSU's line
looked looks like crap
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I don't know how we'll do without AJ
But I have a feeling Mr. Relf is going to be very close with Mr. Houston in 3 weeks.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Anybody want a drink?
It’s almost the weekend and Macon said we could.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Way ahead of you.
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The Boling Ball is surprisingly good
(Surprising because of the ingredients… not because of MaconDawg’s usual recommendations).
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I'm going to give that one a whirl.
I think MaconDawg needs to post a new drink hourly this week. sigh
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
People never believe that drink will be good until they try it.
I probably wouldn’t either if I hadn’t had it. It’s sorta like an old southern bourbon punch. Just don’t use the good stuff.
who needs permission?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I'm actually about to crack open a McSorley's IPA
Apparently they’ve started bottling their beer and selling it around the country. McSorley’s is byfar the coolest bar I’ve ever been to. If you find yourself in Greenwich Village in NYC, check it out.
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Think I'll have a G and T
it’s still summertime!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I have a half bottle of Collins mix to get rid of...
But no more gin. What to do…
In other news, I drink the preferred cocktail of retirement castle inhabitants.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Turnovers are fun
when they happen to someone else.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Miss ST Scores
I like this…
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Jesus
Can somebody please hit Jesse in the head with a hammer? I love how he concludes the play two seconds before the replay shows the exact opposite of what he concluded.
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His post-facto analysis is about as revealing as Ivan Maisel's article earlier today..
“Losing Green Hurts.”
No Shit, Sherlock.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
In other shocking news
It’s been hot as hell in Georgia this year. Also, I’d like to be shacking up with Bar Refeali.
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Auburn has a creed?????
does it involve goats?
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Somebody other than Georgia can kickoff from inside their own 20?
Well played, Bizarro Dawgs, well played.
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3 consecutive sacks
And 7 points to show for it. I mean, Auburn had some trouble with fumbles on Saturday too, so there’s really no reason for Miss St to think they need to advance the ball by traditional offense to win this game.
Dyer's first play was slightly anti-climactic compared to Mason
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Interception
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Jeez
When we are losing it’s impossible for me to remain in the OT, even if I am supposed to be moderating the comments :(
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Someone check on Kyle...
I think he fell off his elliptical.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Thanks, but I'm good.
I’m just sweaty, and eating a bowl of Breyer’s mint chocolate chip ice cream while getting caught up on the comments.
Go 'Dawgs!
You burned 200 calories...
…but ate 350. +150 regression to the mean, baby!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I'm all right with that.
My weight’s been between 140 and 160 for the last 20 years, and I get a complete physical every year, so I know I’m healthy, but a half-hour of aerobic exercise a day promotes the production of new neurons and improves brain function.
Frankly, reading Barbara Strauch’s The Secret Life of the Grown-Up Brain depressed and motivated me. My 41-year-old brain is in a truly troubling decline, and I’m trying to arrest and reverse its downward trajectory . . . if only to keep up with y’all in the comment threads! :)
Go 'Dawgs!
the way this season is going
we will all be drinking enough no one will have to worry about keeping up with our brain functions….
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I'm glad you're healthy...
I had my knee drained today, had my first ever prostate check (couldn’t help but think of the Chevy Chase scene in “Fletch”). I’ve got to lose 20 lbs. Impossible during football season.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Yeah, the prostate check is no fun.
Here’s a tip: get the person performing the DRE—-the “D” is for “digital,” and not the opposite of “analog”; the “E” is for “exam”; I’ll let the rest of you figure out the “R”—-to let you lie down and roll over onto your side rather than make you stand up and bend over. It makes a real difference.
Go 'Dawgs!
Too late...
I was standing. Turns out I’m a quart low.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Ouch!
That’s bad. That’s not as bad as the time the urologist told me, “Here comes the bad part,” but it’s still bad.
Go 'Dawgs!
Oh, this was a follow-up exam
on a kidney stone from March of last year. I’ve got another forming. The whole prostate thing was just “while we’re at it” type thing.
I’m getting old. I’m no longer getting those “extended warranty” letters either…so something is up.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Wow!
How did that conversation go?
“Hey, Dave, as long as I’m in the area, how ‘bout I just give you a prostate exam while I’m down here?”
“Does it cost extra?”
“Nope.”
“All right, cool. Have at it!”
Go 'Dawgs!
Bascially, that was it.
He did his thing, I was stoic, we had a laugh or two…and then smoked.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
3rd date, actually...
but who’s counting!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Oh Lord
Pretty glad I’ve got another 14 years before I’ve got to worry about that.
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Count yourself lucky.
When your time comes, schedule late afternoon appointments. You won’t want to have to go through the rest of your day after that.
Go 'Dawgs!
So in other words...
TKK is not what one would consider to be an “intimidating” man? ;)
/says the guy that’s weighed 205 since high school which used to muscular, but is now just jiggly
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There's a reason why I've never gotten contacts or laser surgery.
I stick with the glasses because I make being a dorky smart guy look good. :)
Go 'Dawgs!
I'll pay Guy Fieri good money to sacrifice that duck...
It’s close enough to a Gamecock.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I remember in 1980...
someone plastered “Carlin’s Cocks can’t do it Doggie Style” bumper stickers all over the ABC Television truck parked between the south side of the stadium and the bio sciences building. It was covered!
Another great moment from the un-dead brain cell archive of DavetheDawg
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
We're all Erk's people
yes they were, now and forever, amen.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I may or may not have been in a line of people at the 2001 SCAR game
With “We Love to Beat Cock” on our chests.
Dad wasn’t happy.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
LOLOLOL
I love the humor around here :)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Sigh...
DMB ruins a classic Talking Heads song on the pre-game show for the Saints/Vikings. God, I hate DMB so flipping much. I blame my freshman year of college on this completely.
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In terms of drink...
I’m having Ezra Brooks on the rocks.
To Kyle, you are a great Dad!
In re: the Braves, they started tinkering too much…I’m afraid we might be in trouble.
I’m impressed w/ MSU so far. Mullen’s a good coach.
And I can definitely say this—The last time I was at Scott Field was 1982—it looks a helluva lot better now. As a young boy, I remembered seeing a bent and rusted chain-link fence behind one of the end zone stands and thinking, “this isn’t like how it is at Georgia .”
How 'Bout Them Dawgs!
His first two tosses were very Garcia-esque
Don’t want to take too many risks when you don’t trust your QB too much.
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I just had a Kentucky, '09 flashback on that pick
time for another drink.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Prone to hyperbole much, Jesse?
Can you really give somebody the game of their career 17 minutes into the game?
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Darryl Gamble would've returned that for a TD
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I miss Erin Andrews on Thursday nights.
Her tough, no-nonsense brand of pretty would work well with this crew, as it would mitigate the prissy, girlie brand of pretty of Jesse Palmer and Craig James.
Seriously, do both of these guys spend more time on their hair than on their pregame prep?
Go 'Dawgs!
I don't know how good Missy State is...
but does anyone think Auburn is really going to push ’Bama for the West. methinks not.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I'm not impressed with Auburn thus far..
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Miss State can't blitz worth a crap
I’ve counted three big blitzes and two have gone for TDs.
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LInebackers getting picked up in the middle of the field
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Would've accepted the penalty
Just me, personally. 2 more chances to score? 2 more chances to fumble.
Nice
Drew Brees completes first pass of season to Marques Colston for 30 yards. I hate the Saints but they’re both starting for my fantasy team this weekend.
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Being a Falcons fan
I would love for the Saints to lose.
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Oh, I want them to lose
Just as long as Drew Brees completes 5 TDs to Colston.
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Brees looks good
those 2 passes were beautiful
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You're a better man than I am, AuditDawg.
I’ve hated Drew Brees’s living guts since he was named MVP of the 2000 Outback Bowl.
His team lost the game. By definition, there were 85 scholarship athletes for the other team who were more valuable than he was. If they wanted to name a Purdue player MVP, they should have given that honor to their kicker.
Go 'Dawgs!
You start seeing things a bit differently
When he’s the starting QB for your team in your $50 buy-in fantasy league.
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There are no more cowbells
in the entire state of Mississippi. They have all been purchased and are currently in Starkville.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
We actually have one here in SC
That we got on a college visit to MSU. My son does not need it at Clemson. I was just thinking it would be fun to have it here.
TD Saints
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I went to Starkville in '88 (I think)
Never was a city more aptly named.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
clearly
you have not been to Ft Puke, Sleezeville, Lousy-anna :)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Chapas!
Oh, my bad. Wrong Dog.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
When did Peyton Hillis get more eligibility and transfer to Miss State?
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Goodness
Miss State is inventing new and exciting ways to give this game away.
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Sigh...
Is Craigers making the comparison to Terrelle Pryor now? What exactly has Pryor done to be considered a “good” QB in college football? Most overrated player in college football, byfar.
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Signed with Ohio State?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
what we have here
looks like a really crappy game, and there are just only so many ways you can say this sucks, so they are now making up crap :)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Anybody else tired of the look to the sideline schtick?
Just hike the damn ball already.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
One more turnover by State
and this one is over. Dan Mullen still has a long, long hill to climb.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
AFLAC question.....
Bulldogs or Tigers?
Such deep knowledge required.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
And Jesse trumps me with his massive knowledge...
Must be a class they take at UF.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Sigh...
ESPN’s used that trivia question at least five times during Auburn games the last four years. I don’t know if that’s more sad, or the fact that I’ve watched enough Auburn games over that span to know this.
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Braves losing, Auburn winning, Saints winning
Just not my night……
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Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug
Seems like being a fan of the metro-ATL/UGA teams the last three years has been much more of the latter, though.
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Sure feels that way...
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sometimes you're the
Louisville Slugger, sometimes your the ball
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Some people just shouldn't wear sleeveless shirts.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Miss State is pretty good at getting near the 50
Can’t do much once they get there.
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Have I mentioned lately how appreciative I am for Drew Butler
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
And Brian Mimbs
I’ll never forget how he flipped the field against Sakerlina in ’08 with that 83 yard punt.
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I'll never forget him abusing that jackass from Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl.
You know it’s a truly nasty football team when even your punter runs down the field knocking people down.
HA... I'd forgotten that. EPIC!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Newton is impressive...
but he’s a concussion waiting to happen.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
You read my mind
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Ziemba's already got that application for a 12th year of eligibility in the mail
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Has Ryan Pugh cleaved apart anyone's knees?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Attaboy Gene
Give up the 3 point try.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
What's everyone's main concern
going into the SC game?
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I think turnovers...
and run blocking. Our O-Line last week against a patsy was inconsistent. We need to run the ball.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Spurrier and his sandbagging ways
He emptied the playbook last week against Southern Miss. He was known to do that the game before Tenn when he was at Florida to force them to prepare for everything and then would run something completely different against them. I fear he’s trying to do that to our new guy.
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I have two main concerns:
1. The earth may open up and swallow us all.
2. The earth may not.
Go 'Dawgs!
I'm anxious to see how Murray does under pressure
he appeared confident and in control in his first start. I hope our O line gives him time to make his passes, and he continues to play with confidence against a “real” team.
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I honestly feel sorry for Rece Davis.....
Thursday night duty with Douche and Douchier and then Saturday in the studio with Dumber and Dumberer.
Jessie Palmer
1. Wears a clip-on
2. Probably wears “Axe”
3. Has a man-purse
4. Pectoral implants
5. was born without genitalia
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Two Words:
Old Spice. It’s time.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
You are good...
once you hit 30 it’s time to give it up. Then there is a no man’s land between 30 and 40. Once you hit 40 its time for the Old Spice.
Dave, I just realized . . .
. . . Jesse Palmer, rather than Michael Keaton, should have provided the voice of Ken in “Toy Story 3.”
Go 'Dawgs!
Save some money, right?
I mean they were already paying him to serve as a character model.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
All right . . .
. . . the girl from 4E or the chick in the red bikini from the previous commercial?
Go 'Dawgs!
I'm assuming it's my degenerate Irish background . . .
but even after all these years the song “Jump Around” by House of Pain still amps me up. There. I said it. Oh, I’m going 4E. It worries me when I can’t see the face. She’s liable to look like Bobby Bowden with buck teeth.
Oh shit...
Lou is about to talk shit about AJ
“There’s only one law… right and wrong”
Sorry guys… FUCK YOU LOU!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
thankfully
i was busy taking a condolence call and had the tv on mute, so I missed it.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Sorry about the language...
I just can’t suffer that fool any longer.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
LOL no worries
it was one of those calls from a long time “friend” out of duty/obligation, and I almost wish he hadn’t bothered. Insincerity really isn’t my thing
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Two points:
1. Lou Holtz was a cheating bastard his whole career.
2. That Dr. Pepper part didn’t even make sense in his head.
Go 'Dawgs!
An infractions lecture from Lou Holtz is like . . .
having Amy Winehouse tell you your cocaine use is “a little out of hand.”
That is quite the apt analogy.
They have an equivalent number of brain cells left.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Go to hell, Lou
Who the hell is he to lecture somebody on doing the “right thing”? Am I mistaken or did he not leave both Notre Dame and Sakerlina saddled with violations?
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sorry if this has been brought up...
Since y’all are watching football, and in this thread, I don’t know if you’ve seen this – the buyer of the AJ jersey.
Wow
So this guy is nothing but a two-bit scumbag runner trying to cozy up to college players so that he can profit off them in the future? What a POS.
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You wants I should get Tiny to break his legs?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
....Knock Knock Knock
D-bag that bought the jersey – “Who is it?”
Hired goons – “Goons. Hired goons.”
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Just another reason to support Coach Fox's social networking stance.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
How in the hell
can the NCAA seriously qualify this guy as an agent? He’s a manipulative predator. Oh, I guess I just answered my own question.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Seems like they'd get along well, huh?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Come on NCAA
AJ shouldn’t have sold his jersey but this #(%(#)#)#)%)#)$)$er totally misrepresented himself.
Maybe A.J. will be back for Arky
because if this is true, the NCAA cannot deny the subterfuge here.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Exactly.
Get this:
According to sources familiar with the NCAA investigation, Chris Hawkins, a former North Carolina defensive back, befriended Green through the receiver’s Facebook page. According to the source, Hawkins identified himself as a financial adviser and memorabilia collector in Facebook messages to Green, who eventually agreed to sell his jersey to Hawkins for $1,000.
The NCAA, which handed Green a four-game suspension on Wednesday, ruled Hawkins qualifies as an agent. . . .
The NCAA also is investigating whether Hawkins arranged for the players to make trips to Atlanta and Las Vegas to meet with potential agents. The source said Green didn’t attend the agent-related trips.
Hmph.
Go 'Dawgs!
Been watching a game at a friends
Rooting for state, but my take is their play calling is horribble (along with their line)
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
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So is everybody wearing their Terrance Edwards jerseys to the game this weekend?
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I have an old 14 David Greene jersey...
but I might just go out and buy a #8 and wear it the rest of the season to prove a point.
We should (as someone already suggested) print up
some Green #8 shirts in support.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
My son has a toddler sized #8 jersey...
But I won’t say where I got it or if it’s game worn.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Did you purchase it from a "memorabilia collector"?
ROGUE PROGRAM!!!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Just saw the trailer for the new Wall Street movie
This saddens me. Wall Street is one of my favorite movies from the 1980s and it looks like they’ve just butchered one of the best characters of all time.
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Shia LeBeouf is no Charlie Sheen
Although I have to give him props for method acting with the DUI.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
For real.
I mean . . . Shia LeBeouf? (I may have misspelled his name. I don’t care.)
When you trade down in acting ability from Charlie Sheen, you’ve made a bad move.
Go 'Dawgs!
I don't know what you're talking about...

Should’ve won the Oscar.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Although Jesse was right about something for a change
A better throw there and that’s an easy TD.
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I admit to having a pro-Erin Andrews bias, . . .
. . . but Jenn Brown doesn’t do much for me. She’s a little mannish in the face.
Go 'Dawgs!
???

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
All right, good point.
How recent is that photo, though? She looks heavier on the sidelines tonight.
I’m still a face guy first and foremost, though. Helen Hunt. Kristin Davis. Nicole Kidman. Kristin Kreuk. Still, there are other attributes worthy of note, as you have demonstrated.
Go 'Dawgs!
By the way, . . .
. . . there was a two-minute turnaround time between my comment and your reply. Do you just have that picture ready to go at a moment’s notice? :)
Go 'Dawgs!
I knew I'd seen him somewhere before....
Ewww.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Now that is a "dudely" looking chick..
oh hell who am I kidding…she’s really a man
I think I'm dancing with a man...the boys at the bar won't understand.
Rodney Carrington….hilarious song
I think the narrator of the Prudential commercial was John-Boy Walton, . . .
. . . and I think the transfer quarterback from the last commercial is Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriend Dennis, the beeper king of New York.
Go 'Dawgs!
Oh, the irony
How many #8 UGA jerseys does one suppose is sold at SECStore.com? Not like ESPN is advertising it or anything….
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Oh good....
In addition to hearing him call the game, we get to hear Bob Davie on Gameday.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
And that's why they're the Bizarro Dawgs
Dropped the jump pass.
/facepalm
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Jump Pass....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he dropped it
Tebow-esqu
Pam Ward fits that category, too.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
dang
i thought i was hearing things on that one *sigh
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Tebow-esque
Except for the fact that the drive took 7 minutes.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
we got us a ballgame, gentlemen.
"Those are just facts and facts are just opinions and opinions can be wrong"
-Veronica, Better Off Ted
We've got ourselves a ballgame
until Abuuuuurn returns the ensuing kickoff all the way
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I just realized how late it's getting . . .
. . . and I have Too Much Information to put together!
Pull ’em through the rest of the way, gang. Have a good night.
I hate Auburn. Over and out.
Go 'Dawgs!
don't forget your mint chocolate chip night cap
good night.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Finally MissST
That TD drive seemed to take forever.
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
they were trying
to use up the clock =)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Great freakin' call, State
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
There are alot of women with mustaches in that stadium
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
AHA
strategy!
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Yes!!
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Sigh...
Anger rising from memories of Andy Bailey costing us games against Vandy and Kentucky.
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It's because of Andy Bailey...
that I no longer drink Bailey’s.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Beamerball.... Oh wait...
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
That was the best onside kick I have ever scene - perfection
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just lovely
That’s how you follow up a perfect onside kick. Three terrible passes.
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Thats how the "Real" Bulldogs do it
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Can anybody remind me when Mark Sanchez became a good NFL QB?
He’s the Terrelle Pryor of the NFL. Way more hype than accomplishment.
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Almost identical stats to Stafford
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Stafford was running for his life most of last season....
Just like in college
Which is why I'm convinced ultimately
That Stafford will be better than all three of Bradford/Tebow/McCoy at that level. He never had the luxury of keeping his jersey clean unlike those guys that never got touched.
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What I was getting at is
Why is Sanchez the wunderkind if their stats were the same? Stafford’s stats are more impressive considering the circumstances.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
MIN up on NO
9-7
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I'd just like to gradulate Percy Harvey.
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I like your signature :)
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Go Gator
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I thought Miss State couldn't use the cowbells anymore during the game
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Brick hands! That would have been a nice play
Miss St’s Defense is not all that bad.
Our secondary, on the other hand...
probably makes that play. They seem to catch the ball pretty well.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Over/under at 9
How many whiskey drinks does Rece need to deal with the two idiots in the box with him on Thursdays?
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Over under 20...
How many do I need to deal with them?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Like I posted earlier.....I feel sorry for the guy.
These bozos on Thrusday and then Saturday’s with Spittin Lou and Mark “I hate Georgia” May
Lol
Craig with the huge praise for Newton after that pass. Yeah…not like Adams was given a 15 yard cushion or anything on that play. I’d be more worried if Newton didn’t make that pass.
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Alright finally got my connection to work
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Just want to say that onside kick was very Georgiaesque
all i’ve seen is the second half so far. What have your impressions been?
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Auburn's Offense is as advertised....but so is their Defense.
Neither team is all that good but neither is all that bad. Miss St’s Defense looks pretty good.
Okay, I'm sorry guys
Have any of you seen the movie Porky’s? Dude that just made the tackle’s name is Michael Hunt.
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Just an update on the ex-UNC player...
he’s adamant now about being “not an agent” I think Chris Low’s earlier article has been updated. Hawkins contends he was just collecting jerseys. Whatever.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Ok... we can play that game...
Time to decrease the suspension.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
NCAA is teh stupid
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
but according to the NCAA
he doesn’t have to be a for real agent like professionally or anything, he can just be a friend who promotes the athlete in question…..
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Thats how you sack a laptop thief
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Sweet sack
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Yes she did
:)
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Well played
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"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
About sums it up?
Auburn – An offense in search of a defense
Mississippi State – A defense in search of an offense
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Its the Masoli Rule
If Cam Newton steals some more stuff, he could be the Miss. St QB by the time they play Bama.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Is pimping a crappy NFL team an NCAA violation....
cause if it isn’t it should be…
Jesse said "all that eye candy". Guess he still thinks he is on the bachelor.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
by tankertoad on Sep 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
He was probably gazing into his little compact mirror whilst powdering his nose
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Just a reminder
Dagmar put in her resignation in ATL.
Yeah...I saw that
I’m putting together a resume video right now. I’m sure they’ll want to replace a woman with another one…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Hey... If Pam Ward can pull it off...
Just Sayin
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Okay
I need Drew Brees and Marques Colston to both have a huge 2nd half here.
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9 Rushing yards?
Yep, if you want the Saints to win, gotta have more than that!
Does his Heisman count?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
HAHAHA
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
And thats holding
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Holding
the great equalizer
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
That's what Leonard Pope proved to us in 2004
In that Tenn game when Bryan McClendon had a kickoff return back to the Tennessee 3 yard line and it was called back b/c of a Pope hold that was on the opposite side of the field and didn’t impact the play whatsoever.
/Nope. Not bitter about that at all.
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Yep
As bad as it is to lose to a true freshman QB at home, it’s doubly worse to lose to two true freshmen QB at home.
/How in the bloody flipping hell did we lose to Erik Ainge three freaking times??!!!
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The first one...
over confidence and a bad call.
The last two: Willie.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
This is where he's dangerous... running out of bounds
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Is it funny to everyone else when an official
hits the ground and rolls?
Yep...
but I like it better when Garcia lays them out.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Only if it's Marc Curles and Penn Wagers
locked in a lovers embraced, aflame, rolling down a hill into a sinkhole filled with natural gas. Then that’s Gold!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
That's dangerously close to being a hilarious Adolf and Eva reference.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
So much for a high-scoring track meet.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
hmmm
someone must’ve told them they both play in the SEC
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
On the other hand, both teams are still playing just about as well as they were in their opener cupcakes. Just against better defenses.
And Auburn is fumbling a little less.
so neither team learned anything
from last week?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I don't care what anybody says
Auburn still gave up 366 passing yards and 26 points to Arkansas freaking State.
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With their top WR playing like crap no less.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
So let me get this straight
Relf has been the best QB tonight and led the only two scoring drives against Auburn, but Miss State is playing the true freshman QB in the fourth quarter in a conference game. Does Dan Mullen know what he’s doing at all?
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Did he take the Mississippi State job?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Looked to me like Newton crossed the line of scrimmage
Maybe it was the angle.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Auburn has looked susceptible
on rushes off the edge at times…which is our strength.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I was thinking the same thing.
Hope Grantham is watching this.
I'm sure he will see it
in time for that game :)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Yep, I hope he's watching the SC S Miss game again just to be sure
he has the i’s dotted and the t’s crossed.
We have a few more fish to fry before then
Well at least some Chickens to fry and Hogs to BBQ on the horizon
Probably watching
security camera film of Garcia keying an ’87 Accord game film of Garcia from last week.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Does nobody else see the irony in that play?
Cam Newton – the perfect QB for the Malzahn offense looking for Kodi Burns – the perfect QB for the Tony Franklin offense.
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How was that not a penalty?
- took an awfully late dive on top of the pile.
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that was pretty
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Don't know if ya'll are aware...
But Paul Johnson invented the option… He’s an offensive genius.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
The Hawg fans are not only batshit crazy, they're also awfully arrogant
I think that you are right!
T. King is trying to put the jinx on all of us. Now you guys go out and and give them dawgs a beat down and we’ll clean up the mes next week, LOL.
by arky-chief on Sep 8, 2010 8:52 AM EDT reply actions
As seen at Garnet and Black Attack this week.
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We are going to kill Arkansas
with or without A.J. Book it.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
It amazes me
Considering that they’ve won nothing of significance during my near 27 years on this Earth.
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They did earn the right to get their ass kicked by us in the SEC Championship game
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Actually, they didn't
If Alabama hadn’t been banned from post-season play that year, they would have represented the West.
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True enough...
I just wanted a chance to remind them of the beatdown
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Actually, they didn't
If Alabama hadn’t been banned from post-season play that year, they would have represented the West.
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Crap like this gets my blood boiling so much...
I just want to go tackle something……where’s the cat? Here kitty kitty
Arky-Chief will know when we're trying to jinx him
when there’s a partially disemboweled goat on the 50 yard line
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
You know, I understand
not taking the cupcake game too seriously, but to have no recognition of the fact that our D is much improved is just wrong. Is it perfected yet, probably not, but it is still much improved. Add to that fact that AJ is not the only player capable of making plays and well, I still feel relatively good about our chances. Will the USC game be close, of course, it’s the SC game.
When you have to teach scheme on the sidelines on giant whiteboards...
You’re doing it wrong.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Jeez
Miss State looked terrible there. That was such a slow developing play.
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I can't believe the double pass worked....
it looked like it was in slow motion.
as good as that play almost was
it was that close to being a disaster
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
I hope Auburn doesn't figure out that Dyer is a very good RB by the time UGA plays them
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Ok I am out folks...
Good night. Had fun talking to all of you tonight
you might want to stick around
blocked punt :)
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correction
blocked field goal, they just need a TD
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Dammit
Asher Allen, I love you but…you just disrupted a big play between Drew Brees and Marques Colston. You’re killing me, Smalls.
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Watched that with my 3 year old the other day... he loved it.
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hehehehe

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
First crush
no joke
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
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by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hells yeah!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Now if the offense could just help em out
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
First down!!
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FLAG BABY!
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Pass Interference!
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It was a little iffy
but whatever makes life more difficult for the tiggers
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Put in Jerrious Norwood
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Oh no
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I've learned my lesson about schadenfreude
But I’m enjoying this just a little
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
hmmmm bad case
of the dropsies, now that sounds awful familiar…..
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I guess it has something to do with our species
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
no opposable thumbs
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
If only they had Blair
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
no doubt,
our guys could make it from 58
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Down to this
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CRAP!
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I should
be rooting for auburn since i took them to win in my picklist, but only cuz i didn’t realize the suckitude going on.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Poor kid.... I suppose its better for him to get used to it now.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
So that was a definitely a shootout
too bad they showed up loaded with blanks
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
HA HA HA HA HA
“Auburn’s defense bent but didn’t break”
they got the Willie playbook on his way out of town?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Missy State had their chance
didn’t execute. They beat themselves more than Auburn did.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
There's no crying in
baseball football, unless you’re Tim Tebow!
Color me not scared about this Miss State game
With or without AJ.
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All righty, then...
that was fun. It was educational.
Now, it’s time to focus on the Chickens.
good night and good luck.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Okay everyone
This shall be my final correspondence with you before I enter the land of the chicken. Wish me luck. Everyone have a great weekend.
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Wear sunscreen
And watch out for salmonella
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Don't forget to eat some goat on your way their
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I honestly feel bad for MSU
Last year I thought Mullen was going to get something together, but right now I can see State losing every SEC game. The play calling struck me as god awful, the lines were horrible overall, and they dont have much of a star at QB. No hate, but they just couldnt get it done when Auburn kept giving them chances.
UGA should do well against both teams as of today.
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