… but it’s way too small for me to read. (I can just log into facebook and read it, I guess… but not everyone else can.)

I did not anticipate that the downsizing of that photograph would render it essentially illegible. Our exchange went as follows:

Me, in my status update: “T Kyle King is about to leave the office and drive home safely on a current driver’s license just to prove to his fellow University of Georgia alumni that it can be done. (Yes, Kyle has used that joke before, and he will continue using it until it ceases to be relevant.)”

Georgia Tech friend Tann McKenzie, in a comment: “Congrats on winning the Fulmer Cup……in a landslide!”

Me, in reply: “Thanks, Tann. I feel like a NASCAR driver who doesn’t win or try to win races, plays it safe, and finishes tenth all the time, but who wins the Sprint Cup because the drivers who actually try to win often crash and don’t finish. Even a prog…ram with no bar fights can win with enough ticky-tacky traffic offenses! In a way, though, giving Georgia the 2010 Fulmer Cup is like giving Alabama the 2010 preseason No. 1 ranking. The Tide’s lofty spot is based upon the performance of nine defensive starters who are no longer in Tuscaloosa, and every contributor to the Bulldogs’ point tally who bears any meaningful moral culpability in amassing that total (Zach Mettenberger, Montez Robinson, Dontavius Jackson, Damon Evans) is no longer with the program. Still, I guess we’ll accept this award on behalf of the actual wrongdoers whom we ran off for failing to meet the standards of the nation’s oldest state-chartered university!”

Sounds like he’s on the dreaded D-SP (Double-Secret Probation) and had better behave or else it could turn into a rolling suspension.

So, we’ll be seeing alot of Caleb and Carlton next Saturday (or at least you all will. I’ll be in England because it’s been well documented that I’ve been bad and this is my punishment).

I hope Washaun gets his mind right… because what we had here was not ‘Failure to Communicate’, but failure to listen to what was being communicated. He defied an edict and Richt is pretty pissed. The coaching staff is well-aware of any players with suspended licenses. I’m sure a new message has been sent. I hope these guys adhere.