Murphy Was An Optimist, And Probably A Bulldog Fan.
by MaconDawg on Aug 12, 2010 2:16 PM EDT
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Doug Gillett puts on his pessimist's hat over at SB Nation Atlanta. As it gets closer to kickoff, Doug will join Kyle and I in donning his pessimist's pants, pessimist's golf shirt, and pessimist's wristwatch (which is like James Bond's, except that it contains two cyanide pills just in case you drop the first one).
The really disturbing part? I challenge you to read the whole thing without nodding in agreement at least three times. Go ahead. Just try it.
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Really only two cyanide pills?
What if your dawg friend needs his, you just can’t leave him there to live through that kind of suffering while you escape on the train of death.
(the watch was too funny not to comment on, great stuff)
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
Do the pessimist pants come with a pre-ripped hole in the seam?
You know its gonna happen anyway…
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard
He blew his credibility in the first paragraph
Hitting on 16 as irrational exuberance?!?! If you’re facing a 6, sure. But if the dealer shows 7 or higher, you’d better hit the crap out of it or I might just hit the crap out of you. I hate bad blackjack players almost as much as I hate Auburn.
That said
I’m never one to shy away from a little pessimism. I stopped counting of my “nods in agreement” somewhere in the teens.
New AD
According to ESPN, McGarity is new AD, sweet ass
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