Doug Gillett puts on his pessimist's hat over at SB Nation Atlanta. As it gets closer to kickoff, Doug will join Kyle and I in donning his pessimist's pants, pessimist's golf shirt, and pessimist's wristwatch (which is like James Bond's, except that it contains two cyanide pills just in case you drop the first one).
The really disturbing part? I challenge you to read the whole thing without nodding in agreement at least three times. Go ahead. Just try it.