How does a wandering Navy Brat become a Rabid Bulldog?
As many of you know, I happen to be a girl. So my journey toward Bulldog fandom (or fanaticism as has been suggested a time or two,) is a little bit different road than ya’ll.
For many ladies of my generation, the first real recollections we have are not of a football team or particular player, but of the cheerleaders or more specifically these cheerleaders:
Women might have been breaking the glass ceilings, but their little girls weren’t dreaming of being Doctors and Lawyers and such, they were planning on growing up to be Cheerleaders. My father’s choice of Dallas as his favorite pro team was probably as motivated by their cheerleaders as it was anything else. Since neither of my parents graduated from an institution of higher learning, College Football did not exist in my world. That is until Doug Flutie. My father briefly attended Boston College prior to enlisting in the US Navy (to the best of my knowledge, there is no rhyme or reason for his enrollment at BC.)
Apparently for 40 some years prior to the arrival of Doug Flutie, BC Football was not exactly notable. I remember the Hail Flutie pass. (For a very long time, it was the only football play I knew by name, but I also knew what it was.) So ok, it’s the mid 80’s and Doug Flutie has put Boston College Football on network television and life is good. But Flutie was a Senior that day and the NFL guys think he’s too short to play QB in the big leagues so he’s not very highly ranked. At that time, there was this new league called the USFL and they had a team that was quite happy to have Doug come play Quarterback for them. That team was the New Jersey Generals and on their roster at the time, they had arguably the greatest running back in the history of the game, Mr. Herschel Walker. Now I start hearing about Herschel, how amazing he is, how amazing the combination of Herschel & Doug will be and so on and so forth. Guess who the favorite USFL team was in our house?
Between the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and Doug Flutie, football was a big part of fall & winter while my family was stationed in the frozen wilderness. We had ourselves a pee-wee football league and where there is football, cheerleaders are sure to follow. I was a cheerleader for several years beginning upon my return from living abroad for a year through my middle school years, about four years all together. In high school, I switched to the flag corps section of the marching band. We had our own cheers, and ours were way better than theirs, plus our uniforms were way warmer. Football season my freshman year was a blast. It would be the last year I participated in a group organized to support a football team.
We moved shortly after football season that year. Since I had also been raised on the Beach Boys, I was true to my school. My exact words upon learning where we were moving to were "Eat Slime East Lyme???!!!!!" I would move again just before my senior year began. This move would bring me to Middle Georgia, Warner Robins specifically. (Yes I know what’s going on, yes I dutifully signed the petition, no I don’t think there’s any chance WRHS will be known as anything other than the Demons for some time to come.) As important as football had been in my formative years, I realized quickly that "Football isn’t a matter of life and death, it’s more important than that."
For those who are not familiar with Warner Robins, Georgia at that time there were two high schools, Warner Robins and Northside. Good vs. Evil, Us vs. Them, Demons vs. Chickens. Red and black vs. blue, white and you guessed it – orange. I discovered Lewis Grizzard about this same time. Between Herschel, Lewis & graduating from WRHS, I could only become a Bulldog. But I was merely a casual fan. Circumstances (aka my eldest child) prevented me from attending UGA as a student. I partied my way out of Mercer instead. The rabidness came later, after a few more moves.
I found myself back in the frozen wasteland. Regret came quickly. I missed southern gentlemen, southern manners, southern voices, sweet tea, bbq, chick-fil-a, football, every wonderful, beautiful, amazing thing that makes home, home. I missed Georgia. It was 1995, I lost my voice cheering for the Braves during the World Series. I almost lost it again during the Peach Bowl. That’s the game where the rabidness first surfaced. I’m sure you all remember that game, I believe it was Ray Goff’s last as our head coach. I remember barking at the television on all fours when Jason Ferguson picked up the loose ball and ran it in for the touchdown. I was certain we had just won the game. I sat and cried in stunned disbelief when the Cavaliers ran the kickoff 83 yards for a touchdown to win. I’ve been a diehard, dyed in the wool, don’t mess with my Bulldogs Georgia fan ever since.
I rarely get to attend games in person, but I swear they can hear me hollering all the way from here. (My neighbors probably agree.) Now that the kids are grown; I plan to be at more games. Last year was one of my favorite seasons because for the first time, I got to attend two games in the same year and I finally found a way to watch the game "with" fellow fans. It’s not the same as being in Athens with 92 thousand of my closest friends watching the red & black beat the tar out of the blue & orange, but it’s a pretty close second. This post was longer than I thought it would be, but brevity never was my strong point. RedCake, I pass the Dawgography baton to you.
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Being a Bulldog
is a joyous journey no matter how the road winds. And you’re absolutely correct:
Last year was one of my favorite seasons because for the first time, I got to attend two games in the same year and I finally found a way to watch the game “with” fellow fans.
There is nothing like celebrating with your Dawg brethren. And there is nothing like Athens on a Saturday night after we whup anyone wearing Orange and Blue or any combination thereof, including gold, yellow or mustard. The color wheel should be ashamed.

This post made me most weepy eyed. Good stuff, Podunk.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Fayetteville & Stillwater
I started hunting for tickets to both games a full year in advance. Everyone I knew thought I was crazy. I got my Stillwater tickets from a season ticket holder which put me about 6 rows behind our band. They were fabulous seats. Being a former band geek, I enjoyed being that close to the band. It was my youngest child’s first in-person college football game. We got in some tailgaiting with friends on both sides of the game and had a great time despite the loss.
In the two weeks between games, my grandfather (to whom I’m particularly close) was hospitalized, we were not sure he was going to come home at all. The family was taking shifts staying with him at the hospital. There was much discussion about whether or not I would go to Fayetteville to see the game. The final decision came down to this – My grandfather loves ballgames. Football, baseball, softball, basketball, doesn’t matter which. If the kids of this town have a home ballgame of any variety, it’s a pretty safe bet he’s going to be there. We all decided that if situations were reversed and I was lying in a hospital bed and the family wasn’t sure I was going to survive, but he had tickets to a ballgame, he’d go to the game. So my youngest child and I went off to Fayetteville. We were nearly in the top row of seats at that stadium, but the walk out was the best time. There was a pair of older men who were quite intoxicated, and a group of students and much chanting and singing as we all headed towards our respective cars. it was a great day to be a Bulldog.
Now that the kids are grown and out of my house, my next goal in life is to figure out how to attend as many games as possible despite living 800 or so miles away from Athens. Well that and buy myself a bulldog red convertible.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I keep forgetting that your seats in Stillwater . . .
. . . were pretty close to where mine were.
Being near the band was a definite bonus.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jul 31, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we had to be
just right by you. I remember some discussion here after the game about some obnoxious jerk nearby and I vaguely recall a couple gentlemen not much more than arm’s reach away that I thought were probably from the blog based on conversation. I was definitely the only girl around not obviously with her husband/boyfriend/father.
I was with this guy:

I have some photos of the bulldog fans near us, you’re probably in one of ’em.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
That'd be cool if I was; I'd love to see them.
My brother-in-law was sitting to my left. He’s taller than me, blond, and wears glasses.
Go 'Dawgs!
haha love the color wheel
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
by Southern Dawg on Jul 31, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
this color wheel
has the full approval of alabama fans.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Great job, podunkdawg!
I have two cousins that graduated from Northside, but one of them went to the Trade School and considers himself an Alabama fan, so I think that just about says it all.
I trust you've signed the petition?
There’s been a great deal of support from the Northside & Houston County folks about this latest assault on our mascot. Kind of surprised some Demons, but pleasantly so.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Signed it which way?
To keep the mascot or to ditch it?
Personally, as someone who was also raised as a Duke basketball fan, I don’t really have a problem with it. It’s just a name, it’s not like you’re standing around a pentagram in a candlelit room chanting an incantation designed to summon a dark lord.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 31, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm for keeping it
as for standing around in candle light & chanting, all I can say, is what happens behind the drama stage, stays behind the drama stage :)
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
We're sort of in a glass house here
Considering we’re the ones semi-seriously talking about practicing pagan ceremonies at the Arch involving ritual sacrifice.
Leaving insightful football commentary and analysis to other people since 2006.
completely different things, right?
As happens every so often, someone moves to Warner Robins and starts a fuss about how having the “demon” as the high school mascot is unchristian, bad for the children, sacrilegious, blasphemous, or whatever. According to the news stories, this particular individual moved into to town, then discovered his child would be attending WRHS, asked for a transfer to another school so his child would not be harmed by said mascot, was denied, then promptly started his attempt to get the mascot changed. Apparently he’s originally from NYC so the basic sentiment is, to quote Lewis, “Delta’s ready when you are.”
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I'm totally with you, podunkdawg.
Also, while wwcmrd? makes a good point, I’m perfectly prepared to bring a King James Bible and build an altar to Old Testament specifications before sacrificing said goat.
Go 'Dawgs!
Fear not.
I was mainly thinking in terms of cubits and curtains. I’m pretty sure an overly literal interpretation of Leviticus 11:6-8 would make the game of football impermissible.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Do we have to drink the goat's blood?
Cause I am not ok with that…
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Once upon a time
I sent my sister off searching for me some rally towels. She wanted to know WHY i NEEDED said rally towels. My answer was simple: Coach Said So. She promptly asked, “If CMR told you the only way for the Bulldogs to win was for you to run the length of the field completely bare nekkid, would you do it?” There was a barely noticable pause before she said, “Don’t answer that.” She knew what the answer was. So I ask you, if the only way for us to win is to sacrifice the goat & have a drink….are you sure you’re not ok with that?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
While it would be a good idea to spare the world from my nekkidity...
… as long as the act did not cause permanent physical or psychological harm to myself or others (other humans, that is), and didn’t permanently damage my relationship with my creator, I’d probably do it. I wouldn’t even care if it was illegal, because, judging by the contributors to this blog, so many lawyers would be present that there’s no way I’d get arrested.
Thanks Podunkdawg
- side note: will someone tell me how to do the pagebreak …Continue reading this post
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
You're welcome.
when you first start your fan post there’s a section there that says “the jump move or remove” but it only appears if you are using the visual view (as opposed to the html view.)
You can type above and below that “line,” anything below the line will be “after the jump” so to speak.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
cool, thanks
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Very much enjoyed the Dawgography
Its been a great deal of fun to see how folks from so many different backgrounds have found their way to the same place in terms of fandom.
Mine will be up sometime this week… school starts back on Monday so it will really depend on how motivated I can get after 8 hours of dealing with hormonal teenagers.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't."
- Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i'm trying desperately to motivate towards
completing a large project the likes of which neither I nor anyone in my company have ever done before, with no real guidance or direction other than – here – we need you to figure this out, by Monday morning. Right now, I’ve got nothing, so I’m wasting time waiting for an epiphany from a divine source to intercede.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Very Much Enjoyed the Dawgography
though i was hoping for a secret lucky brownie recipe that everyone keeps mentioning.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
LOL ok the brownie recipe
No joke – i don’t know anyone who actually makes brownies from scratch. What we do is this:
1. Buy your favorite boxed brownie mix. I like dark chocolate personally, and I buy name brand (we don’t skimp on the brownies.)
2. Prepare mix according to the box – I use the fudge brownie directions.
3. To your mix add whatever of the following you like: nuts (i like pecans, you may like something else), chocolate chips, coconut, your favorite candy bar, caramel, chocolate sauce, pretty much whatever you like with chocolate. I usually add pecans and I usually buy the mix with hershey’s sauce to add in.
4. Bake as directed – or take them out when they smell done.
I suggest having cold, whole, milk and/or plain vanilla ice cream on hand to go with your brownies.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
PS - about the add-ins
I’m a big believer that more is more and therefore better, so do not get shy about what you add to your mix. If you like everything listed, put it ALL in there. Trust me on this. Put 5 kinds of nuts, two kinds of chocolate chips, plus peanut butter chips, chocolate sauce and semi mashed butterfinger pieces if that’s what you like.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
This is TEH AWESOME
I love the Godiva Fudge Brownie mix, but i’ll incorporate some add ins next time.
Do you not know that those who run in a race all run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way that you may win.
I Corinthians 9:24
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"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
LOL
the butter is in the mix…
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
For the record, . . .
. . . I read DavetheDawg’s comment to the tune of the “I need my baby back baby back baby back” Chili’s commercial.
Go 'Dawgs!
Love the Dawgography
It is so great seeing all the different roads to Bulldog obsession.
I was at that Peach Bowl. It was Ray Golf’s last game. I thought we had it. What a tragic ending.
But in retrospect I try to focus on how BRILLIANT Hines Ward was in that game.
Very nicely done.
memory block
I honestly only remember the joy & the barking followed by the disbelief and crying. I remember nothing else of that game. That roller coaster of emotion at the end was too much.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Agreed.
I was there, too. All I remember is the drunk Georgia fan loudly railing against Ray Goff in the otherwise deathly silent MARTA station afterward. We all wished she would shut up, but we all knew she was right, too.
Go 'Dawgs!
Yep.
I also was at that game, and to me, it was a microcosm of Ray Goff’s entire coaching career. Great potential, and they got our hopes up multiple times, but in the end, they just kept figuring out a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
by vineyarddawg on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Florida
To relax after a long week at the office, I often join fellow members of a West Coast Swing Dance group at the local dance hall/bar. I was out this evening as were my dancing friends. One of said group brought a new friend out. He seemed normal and sweet and pleasant enough, so I asked him where exactly his football loyalties lie. (I find this to be an excellent indicator of overall character.) He thought carefully , as if expecting I would not like his answer. So I let him know he likely would not be naming my team. Somewhat relieved, he answered, “Gators.” Apparently my facial expression was sufficient information for him to realize he could not have chosen worse. After he guessed both Oklahoma & LSU as my teams (really?), I had to tell him my team plays his annually in the WLOCP. He actually thought I was telling a fib, until a couple folks from the group confirmed. So being the sweet good natured person I am, I asked with genuine interest – How’s your head coaches health these days? As he laughed, he told me that question was hitting below the belt. I didn’t think it was, you?
PS – I told the friend that brought him, next time you bring a friend, bring one from the right team would ya?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Oh. my. gawd.
It never ceases to amaze me how you remember things I’ve long since forgotten….thanks for the kudos for introducing you to all the things you now miss most… and remember, there is one acceptable time to wear orange & blue! Did I tell you my toes are ready for the season?
My memory isn't that good sis
but I remembered enough snippets to do the research to put the rest of it together.
Parkview or no Parkview…..orange & blue are not red & black.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain

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