As you well know, two Big Ten teams can't meet on the gridiron after mid-October without some worthless knickknack "trophy" retrieved from the bottom of a well or a rotting farmhouse or a caved-in mineshaft being on the line, so, naturally, Bret Bielema wants to start up an annual trophy game with newly-minted league "rival" Nebraska.

You can't see me over the internet, but I'm rolling my eyes at this silliness.

Go 'Dawgs!