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Forces of Nature Conspire to Deprive Diamond Dogs of Victory in Baseball Game in Which Georgia Held Improbable Lead

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The Diamond Dogs held a 4-2 lead when play was suspended last night, and, as we all know, this is the worst baseball season in Georgia history, so, naturally, torrential rainfall and the worst flooding in Nashville in 30 years have caused the cancellation of the remainder of the Georgia-Vanderbilt series.

I take this as empirical proof that some supernatural power has arrayed the forces of nature against us. When everyone really is out to get you, paranoia is just clear thinking.

Go 'Dawgs!

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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