Championship Saturday College Football Game Day Open Comment Thread
At noon, the Central Florida Knights take on the SMU Mustangs in a game that likely will determine the Georgia Bulldogs' bowl opponent. At 3:00, the Civil War (as opposed to the War Between the States) kicks off when the Oregon St. Beavers host the Oregon Ducks. At 4:00, the Auburn Tigers begin their clash with the South Carolina Gamecocks for the SEC championship. The showdown for the Apple Cup gets underway at 7:00, three-quarters of an hour before the Florida St. Seminoles and the Virginia Tech Hokies square off with the ACC crown on the line. After the Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Oklahoma Sooners add the concluding chapter to their storied rivalry, the UCLA Bruins and the USC Trojans meet to settle hegemony in the City of Angels.
No, Georgia isn't playing, but that just means it's a pressure-free weekend. Your thoughts on the day's action are invited in the comments below.
Go 'Dawgs!
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C-USA Championship game
Just because, I would rather play SMU than UCF.
RiverGreenDawg
I'm interested to learn how people feel about that one.
Personally, I’d rather play Central Florida, because of the George O’Leary factor and because the Knights have a better record than Southern Methodist, so beating UCF would count for more.
How do other folks feel about that, and why? Do you agree with RiverGreenDawg, or are you like me?
Go 'Dawgs!
I’m conflicted.
I’d like to defeat George O’Leary, but I really enjoyed the last time we played a June Jones team.
So all things being equal, let’s go with a Famous Alumni battle: Daniel Tosh vs. Laura Bush. While the former librarian would likely be a formidable opponent, I am more concerned about Tosh and the Knights surprise trust falling all over our defense.
So I have decided I’d rather the Dawgs take on Craig James and the Fighting Moneyhats.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Dec 4, 2010 12:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Good point on the June Jones factor.
I’m torn. On the one hand, the Bulldogs’ last game against a former Atlanta Falcons coach resulted in the most gut-wrenching home loss of the 2010 season.
On the other hand, that Sugar Bowl marked the end of the Bulldogs’ latest glory run and the start of three solid years of suckitude, virtually across the board. Perhaps a second showdown with a June Jones-coached team would reverse whatever funky surfer island mojo hex the Warriors put on us in New Orleans.
Go 'Dawgs!
Would rather play SMU..
so we can say we’ve played against two of the cheatingest football programs of all-time and if we lose, there’s always a chance that the game will never count anyway.
Oh, and because we also haven’t stopped a running quarterback all year and I’m a’skeered.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Kyle prefers...
“War Between the States”, IMO.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Actually, I prefer "War for Southern Independence," but I'll agree to "War Between the States" . . .
. . . as a reasonable compromise.
In any case, that was quality work, vineyarddawg. I’d be very interested to hear what General Lee had to say about “the battle of the webbed feet.” Oregon, after all, produced Senator Edward Baker, the namesake of one of Abraham Lincoln’s sons and a man who served simultaneously as a staunchly pro-war senator and as an officer in the U.S. Army.
Edward Baker’s 1861 Senate debate with Kentucky’s John C. Breckinridge (who served as vice president under James Buchanan, finished second in the four-way presidential election of 1860, and who later served in the C.S. Army), which was recounted (in somewhat modified form) in William Safire’s Freedom, was one of the great Constitutional debates in American history. (It will interest vineyarddawg to learn that Jayson Akridge and I once recreated that debate at a Phi Kappa anniversary meeting.)
Go 'Dawgs!
"War of Northern Agression"
—Braxton Bragg
"...maybe a couple bottle rockets/light the fuse/point it out the window and watch it/ okay, maybe not, nevermind/ let's be responsible/where's the moonshine?
Harry Caray wants to know
Who would win a fight between a duck and a beaver? Your thoughts?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Dec 4, 2010 11:00 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Well, the Ducks look like they're made out of green cheese...
… and the Beavers look like they’re made out of ribs.
I think you know the answer.
by vineyarddawg on Dec 4, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
In a contest between the Ducks and the Beavers...
conventional military wisdom suggests that air power can overcome static defensive fortifications almost every time. I tend to agree.
by BigMuddyDawg on Dec 4, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
In completely unrelated news, SPENCER HALL IS AWESOME.
He’s in Boise today to watch the Broncos in action, and just tweeted the following:
Doing the event today with Jared Zabransky. Don’t think I won’t ask him what tastes better, vanilla ice cream or Athens Bermuda grass.
There is no sweeter gig in blogging than being Spencer Hall.
My ambition as a blogger is one day to match half of Spencer’s success in the field. In the meantime, I’ll just have to content myself with sitting in my parents’ basement wearing my Orson Swindle pajamas.
Go 'Dawgs!
I have the Conference USA game as my primary game . . .
. . . with the snow-strewn Cincinnati-Pitt game on the flipback. Others?
Go 'Dawgs!
Maybe the Big East has kept their football team count down on purpose...
That way they can stack up the final saturday with games while everyone else is playing single championship games…shooting for the quantity over quality angle.
I call it the "Civil War"
They did win. Saying “War Between the States” makes one sound like one has issues. Like this old dude who calls it the “War Between the States” and who lives down the street from my parents in Buckhead. He has paintings of generals and battle scenes. I’m fond of the South, but that doesn’t mean I have to turn my home in the the Museum of the Confederacy.
I'd be interested to know how Robert E. Lee was rooting in this game, too.
A team from Ohio versus a team from Pennsylvania. Tough call there.
Go 'Dawgs!
I know it's not quite halftime, . . .
. . . but, so far, neither UCF nor SMU is impressing me a whole heck of a lot.
Go 'Dawgs!
That’s good for you if indeed the “dawgs” are playing one or the other in their bowl. I’m not watching it. These piddling games don’t interest me much. I’ll wait and perhaps watch you play one in the bowl. Don’t forget to watch Auburn trounce Columbia this afternoon!!
I can't say I'm really interested either..I'm just making an effort.
And I’ll be watching Auburn this afternoon. I can’t say that I’ll be rooting for them, but I’ll be watching.
Did Florida fire this "old ball coach"?
I saw on TV that he used to be the coach there, and that he is now the coach of South Carolina. Or did he quit and assume his new post on his own accord?
Went to the NFL and pulled a Nick Saban...
although I think he might have done it before Nick, so maybe Nick pulled a Spurrier.
They're all just emulating the original:
Lou Holth
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Dec 4, 2010 1:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It took me a trip through Google and Wikipedia to deduce that you were referring to Lou Holtz.
No wonder I’m losing this damn iPhone scrabble game!
I feel your pain
It usually takes at least that and an hour of simulation using peanut butter to deduce what Lou is talking about.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Dec 4, 2010 2:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
There was a period
Of Washington Redskins suckitude and many rounds of golf in between.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
by RedCrake on Dec 4, 2010 1:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Padron...
…the cigar is good.

The QB, not so good.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Well...
James is used to really deep pockets.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Dec 4, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dave, if you're going to keep making jokes like this...
… I’m just going to check out for the night. I can’t compete with your talents.
It's the narcotic cough syrup I'm drankin', I think...
I believe I’ve got what you had last weekend.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
share!
this sinus infection went away, came back, tuirned to bronchitis, went away and has come back AGAIN. I’m kinda tired of it ’bout now.
I can bake like a demon.
It's loverly little vintage...
A nice, fruity red with a hint of codeine…a bit of an aftertaste, but it is smooth.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
YAY for me!
Game time means I can have all my fun today! First the game, then dancing tonight :)
I can bake like a demon.
The Civil War is turning into a messy affair
3 turnovers so far, 2 by the number 2 team in the nation.
Wow, look at all that Garnet in the stands.
I’m sorry… this just feels wrong. Did I step into the twilight zone?
Is it just me...
… or is Gene Chizik trying to pull a “Joe Namath” on Tracy Wolfson in the pre-game interview?
oh oops i missed it
in favor of listening to the flash mob hallelujah chorus on FB
I can bake like a demon.
who are we rooting for again?
cuz i just don’t know – I even tried who would i root against and um yeah that did not help., Any former bulldogs on either team?
I can bake like a demon.
Crap Auburn scores
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Well, that was a revolting set of developments...
…actually, two: The fact that Auburn scored and the fact that I’m cheering for the ’Cocks.
Maybe I’ll just pop in a dvd of the 2005 SECCG in my delirium.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Perfect description!
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I'm enjoying a lovely Garnet shaded Cranberry Juice and Vodka
I thinks I may be in for a rough night.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I heard there are many NFL scouts at this game...
and several representative of “America’s Most Wanted.”
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
wow
major suckitude in le game. perhaps i’ll break the fast and find something tasty to munch on.
I can bake like a demon.
Throw the damn ball, Bobo...
…just practicin’ for next year.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
SC moving the ball well this series
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Cant drink through this game
and then go dancing later, so the day drinking is out of the question for me today.
I can bake like a demon.
my love of football and
my love of dancing are some times at odds. when Georgia plays, football wins. When Georgia’s not playing – Dancing wins.
I can bake like a demon.
Geez....you sure can throw on Auburn.
Who knew?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
TD!
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
When I turned up the volume I heard Gary say
“This game means so much to the players.” Which is dumb enough as it is, then Verne had to chime in with “and the coaches”.
It just doesnt get any better than that for on screen color.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Yea, the WWL would say the grass has trickeration.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
All about traction. And the field is completely level. No crown, bumbs, holes. No grass grabbing your cleats.
The temperature is perfect – no extreme hot or cold Because of all of this, they can wear shoes that have little small nubs for cleats instead of the big monsters. Their shoes aren’t far removed from track shoes, and infact, some of them damn near are.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Why didn't Cam pretend to be hurt????
I’ll never get blitzed at this rate.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
In a perfect world,
the FBI would be raiding Bobby Lowder’s skybox right about now, and the NCAA would be setting up their post-game media center for a major announcement….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
we are looking at 3 more TDs this half.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I just realized that Auburns offense
Is based on “ok, first guy wont be able to tackle Cam. After that, he will find a dude running around backyard style or run downfield.”
brilliant.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker

This is the only family-friendly picture of a Beaver I could find on the interwebs.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I found another.
Only slightly less wholesome

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Can you o.d. on cough syrup?
I can’t feel my face
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
What's a guy gotta do to get a YellaWood commercial up in here?
I don’t have a 6’6" QB to offer in trade.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Ore St. just got screwed on a bogus PF
The ball-carrier had both feet in bounds when he was pushed out.
Any chance you could dangle a laptop from the catwalk at the Georgia Dome?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
She must be really strong.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
You, my friend, are in rare form
Bottom’s up
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"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard

But I’m no longer coughing….
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I'm having way too much fun

But that might be the “Cranberry Juice” talking.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Looking forward to
seeing what Orson Charles can do on this turf against Boisay.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
If he's going to make an impact it will be in the second half . . .
assuming SC’s close enough that they don’t have to abandon the run game
My scent is like making love to a lumberjack . . .
not me. I’m just quoting the guy from the Allstate commcercial.
well you know
lumberjacks are big strong handsome guys who tend to make a girl feel taken care of plus they smell all outdoorsy…….
I can bake like a demon.
Been taking care of business, just getting here.
Spurrier put you guys in a coma yet? I figure at 21-7 he’s made the face a dozen or more times by now.
That is the single most dangerous rule of the game...
…bonus shots if he spontaneously combusts.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Good thing Spurrier can't use the force...
Cause I’m pretty sure those looks would carry with them Vader-esque type choke outs from across the field.
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
That's okay...
as long as he doesn’t put his hands to his neck in a ‘choke’ sign…
Carolina
is just holding blocks on passing plays right now.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
+ 180,000 and change...
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
O.K., Gary....
when Cam starts faking for dramatic effect in the 4th quarter, you gonna call him out?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I can't wait for Gary's response at the end of the game...
“Look at the money falling from the sky!!!”

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
One thing this season has done...
is it has renewed my loathing for the Greater Opelika Agricultural Community College. There are some good Auburn folks around here, but their goodness cannot overcome my disdain for their football team of choice.
Newsflash from Gary Danielson
Cam Newton confused by colors!
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I'm thinking he might be able to see them better if they were green
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
SC recovers the fumble!
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
and Spurrier!
it’s a two-fer!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Bet Garcia is glad Spurrier can't do the Force choke out right about now...
Cause Garcia could add oxygen to the long list of things he is gonna say goodbye to, like for instance a viable chance of winning this game.
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
Good grief AU intercepts the ball
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Thank you!
I haven’t gone through the entire thread, but I signed on precisely for the purpose of commenting on that.
He was an injured player with an open wound. The sideline reporter expressly stated that he was still bleeding because the trainers didn’t have time to get a Band-Aid on the wound. CBS showed a close-up of his bleeding arm while he was lined up behind the center. Between plays, Cam Newton was shown wiping blood on his uniform pants on the field of play.
Remember Aaron Murray having to change jerseys on the sideline after Nick Fairley split open his chin? Players aren’t allowed in the game with blood on their uniforms. It’s a health risk, plain and simple . . . yet Cam Newton is allowed to bloody his uniform during a game, and no one says a thing?
The level of rule-ignoring preferential treatment this kid is getting makes me want to puke.
Go 'Dawgs!
It's okay T Kyle...
If they had made him stay on the sidelines, the NCAA would have just over-ruled it and sent him right back out.
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
I've decided I don't care what coaches we bring in
If we ever go to that looking at the sideline before the snap garbage I QUIT college football.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Yeah, I'd rather the guys draw up plays in the huddle...
than go looking like a bunch of meerkats on the Serengeti
That has been...
…some of the NFL pundits criticisims of Newton. Compare that to Murray who does his own check-downs at the line.
I don't think I've ever seen Murray
do that. He’s such a student of the game, the coaches look to him.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Garcia
drinks because he missed a TD on that. And he keys cars.
(drinks)
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
KISS...the most successful bar band in the history of the entire known universe.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Constipation face
(drinks)
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, you meant Spurrier. Nevermind.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Pay no attention to the druggie who posts as DavetheDawg
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I lol'd
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I swear to Gomer...
I can’t feel my fingers, but my typing skills have inexplicably improved:
“We the people in order to form a more perfect union establish justice and insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and insure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our posterity, do ordane and establish this constitution of the United States of America.”
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Perhaps
I need to bake up a very special batch of brownies for the Old Ball Coach……
I can bake like a demon.
Did you know you'd have to eat 1000 bowls of Total to get the same amount of fiber that you get in 1 bowl of Super Colon Blow?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Ditto
I always like to imagine Kyle as Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
That's a great idea...
maybe at the next Goat Roast we can have talent night/skits.
Only after the drinks, though.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
The last time I sang karaoke was June 14, 1996.
At the end of my rendition of Elvis Presley’s “Can’t Help Falling in Love,” I proposed to my then-girlfriend (now wife).
Go 'Dawgs!
Your "internet" and "high definition television" . . .
. . . are strange and confusing to me!
Go 'Dawgs!
Time out Auburn...
Cam got his numbers mixed up again…They just aren’t as interesting as they are when they’re on a check…
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
If this game ever becomes close...
… the refs will not allow Carolina to win it. It’s starting to look like we need to get our duck calls ready.
Sic 'em Dawgs
I know...
But you know it’s the truth. I am so incredibly ticked about Mike Slive’s statement, and Gary Danielson lauding it like it was some enlightened decision.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
It's rigged
and Mike Slive is the puppeteer.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
He is not.
He is a man of vision and courage, bravely standing up for poor, unjustly maligned Cam Newton. We need more men like him in college football.
by Cherokee's Grip on Dec 4, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Note to NCAA:
Flagrant pass interference should be a spot foul next year. just my opinion.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Dec 4, 2010 5:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Shut up Dave, you're stoned on 'Tussin AC
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
No, you shut up and I have a good point
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
No, you're stupid...just one more thing for the refs to control
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I should'a smothered you in the bottom bunk.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
It should go to the NFL rule
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Or Alshon Jeffrey next year...
I should’ve just kept my yapper shut.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
He hand checks though...
At least that’s what Gary says.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Man I suck with the reply button
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's all right, ClassicCityDawg.
Now we can all think you were affirming what we wrote! Way to boost everyone’s self-esteem at once! :)
Go 'Dawgs!
That was a great call.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Good Play
It looked like Auburn was willing to concede anything underneath, but Lattimore just outran everyone.
Sic 'em Dawgs
Getting the ball to your playmakers...
Who Knew?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
We've got ourselves a ballgame...
(waits to see how the SEC officials will screw this up in the 2nd half)
Sic 'em Dawgs
AU got a hail Mary to end the half
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
The Golden goose just pooped another golden egg
Uncle Verne is gonna need his britches changed…
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
Good thing it is half time...
Now Gary can be gainfully employed wiping Verne’s bottom clean after that last play…
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
I gotta think...
that Auburn might be using up a few generations of football Karma this season. And if they haven’t been making burnt offerings to Excessivus, things could get real bad for a long, long time.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
We can't get catch a break to save our lives...
And they are swimming in good fortune! I keep thinking of the Johnny Cash song, Sooner or Later God’s Gonna Cut you Down, while watching this. Not saying that the almighty is gonna smite Auburn, but what goes around has gotta come around and boy do these hicks from the plains have a dose of negativity floating around out there just waiting to come home and roost, and poop all over them, repeatedly.
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
They'll get what's coming to them
Next year they lose four starters on the OL and will likely lose Newton, Fairley, and Malzahn. It’s going to be fun watching them take on the Dawgs between the hedges next year.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
and 75% of an already
crummy defensive backfield.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
She does throw better than John Brantley
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Did everyone forget
that Lattimore missed most of the second half in that first game against Auburn? All I keep hearing is that he only had 33 yards on 14 carries.
Hey Vine - I told you three more TDs )
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Gene Chizik : Milli Vanilli
One hit wonder, but not entirely honest about that hit…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Not entirely honest?
They flat out lied. However, they did win a Grammy before admitting to lip-syncing.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Missing FG's in a dome
is not a good thing.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Our kicker
is better than SC’s kicker. Bet they’re wishing they had our guy about now.
I can bake like a demon.
kicking FGs against Auburn (especially with a poor kicker) is like bringing a knife to a gun fight
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Or
like bringing a bundt cake to a Goat Roast (that one is for you, podunk…)
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
oh i dunno
bundt cake could’ve been a nice addition :) Just not in place of…
I can bake like a demon.
At least....
…SCe’s kicker is the Red Lobster Scholar Athlete.
Does he get a dozen of the cheese biscuits for winning that?
not a bad award, if you ask me...
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
This may sound silly - but do goal posts give a different visual (look) in a dome versus outdoors? lights and lighting can really affect aim. plus a tighter seating arrangement.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
my question of the night
this is cam’s last year right? He goes away after this year and like tebow, I get to pretty much forget he ever existed. Now if he is done after this year – who gets to be the object of the media love next year? It does tend to favor the SEC QB – so who’s up next?
I can bake like a demon.
Murray will definately get a lot of love from Phil Steele
and the SEC coaches. Question is, will the World Wide Devil Leader spurn him? They carry alot of weight, unfortunately.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Does the Bobo rule apply?
In other words does the QB only get the love when the team is winning?
I can bake like a demon.
This game
makes me even more embarrassed that we lost to SC. They look turrible.
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
Did you watch is play this year?
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Who is "is"
if you meant UGA, yep, every game.
*Just Chill* when things start to look a bit difficult-don't panic as you take away your ability to think straight. Go Braves! Go Dawgs! Go Falcons!
I have a question, too...
who amongst you logged in right now like the S&C move? For the record, I love it.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
insufficient data
for a meaningful answer.
I can bake like a demon.
by podunkdawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
think my opinion was pretty established.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I do think
Coach T will hire an outsider with a very contemporary approach to S&C, FWIW.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
and that is fair - and I appreciate that Dave
my concerns (in no order) are that we 1) shuffled chairs 2) are getting nice little “talks” about things 3) are going to work on things (it hurts me) like nutrition and tapes,things that should be a given, not an improvement and 4) kept to the good old boy network rather than get outside of the UGA Lettermen team.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
It’s fair that they should be a given, but the fact of the matter is that they’re currently not, and implementing them is an improvement. I’m just hoping there are lots of other improvements as well.
"It'll only be reviewed because the guys up in the booth want to watch it a few times too." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf16_mw0nxs
You could be 100% correct...and are valid concerns
and I have no idea what the end-game will be…but Richt had to make this move as if his job depended on it because it does.
If no significant additions to the S&C staff are made, then I’ll worry…but one indisputable aspect of this is the Erk Russell connection. To me, that has clout…but we’ll see.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I hope you're right, Dave.
I’m reserving judgment, but my default position is “underwhelmed.”
Go 'Dawgs!
I get it...
but sometimes an organization has always had the “right” guy right under their noses the whole time, and I really feel strongly about this regarding Tereshinski. I don’t know the man, but I just get the impression that this is a guy who loves his school, wants to win, has been a winner and this is his mission.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I hope you're right, and I can't say for sure that you're not.
I certainly can’t quarrel with the notion that Coach Tereshinski loves his school, wants to win, and has been a winner. Optimism hasn’t served me well lately, though, and I was hoping for a bold move. We shall see, though.
Go 'Dawgs!
We'll see
My initial reaction was that it was an uninspired move, but from what I’ve read I’m starting to com around to it.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
garcia
DRINKS HEAVILY WITH A HEMLOCK CHASER>
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
worst decision by a QB I’ve seen in a while.
"It'll only be reviewed because the guys up in the booth want to watch it a few times too." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf16_mw0nxs
you got 2009 Dawgs to fall back on
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Well, this is a great game..................
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
personally
i think it’s almost as much fun as watching grass grow or paint dry.
I can bake like a demon.
That may have been the worst interception by any quarterback this season.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
There's word that AJ's family is
working on getting a 10 million dollar insurance policy for him and that he’s set up housing arrangements for the school year. Not sure I’d believe any of that but it’s intriguing.
Granted, I still don’t believe AJ would stay. But with news of a lockout…
Setting up housing arrangements doesn’t mean much. I can’t really recall, but I think Curran did something similar last year.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
what's the premium on a $10M policy? holy greenbacks!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
if Nationwide is really on their side...
is that an impermissible benefit???
well the premium
on a 5 million policy for a much much much much older white guy with some health problems is something like 15k per year for 5 yrs…….
and a 400k policy for a much much older white female without real health problems is $720 per yr for 15 yrs
so i’d say a 1 yr 10 million policy for a really young healthy athlete is probly somewhere in the middle of those two, but on the lower side.
I can bake like a demon.
This is all true...
… but the calculus is pretty different for this particular kind of insurance policy. I’d imagine the premiums would be much higher than just a life insurance (or even a disability insurance) policy. The risk of having to pay the policy off on a Division I-A athlete if he were permanently injured would be much higher than if it were a life insurance policy.
I'd love for that to be true, but I'd be surprised if it was.
A.J.‘s family is not in the best of shape financially—-I suspect that had quite a lot to do with A.J.’s willingness to sell the jersey—-and I don’t know where they’d get that kind of cash. Frankly, I don’t think it makes a lick of financial sense for A.J. even to consider coming back for another year.
Go 'Dawgs!
Agreed.
Not to make light of anyone’s situation but if my mother has had to work at Walmart to make a living, I’d be gone right after the bowl game.
that means more Cam though
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Don't rain on the parade
Reading that gave me a slight glimmer of hope until you ripped it away from me.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
I could see Cam hitting the CFL for a year.
Get some extra green and avoid any possible sanctions that might crop up before the season or early in the year.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
/Re-Glimmering
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
it would be glorious if he stays and then gets served....
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
oops - sorry
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
He has no pants
And Auburn is getting pantsed.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Well...
it looks like the best thing to come out of Atlanta for South Carolina is I-20.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Gary needs to make up his mind
Every year there’s a new player who is “the most valuable player to his team that [he] has ever seen.”
Sic 'em Dawgs
It's obnoxious even when he's stuck on our guys
Did you know that David Greene and David Pollack played pee-wee football together?
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Cam is such a humble young man.
I dont know what’s worse – scripture on eye black and crying, or smiling like a hyena and jumping in the stands.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Tebow walked the walk
When Newton calls attention to himself it is for his own glory.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
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"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
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"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
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Since it went to a church, Yellawood’s shareholders can look forward to a tax deduction!
I'm not sure about the tax exempt status of "Centers of Deliverance"
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
it technically doesn't even exist anymore, correct?
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
SHHH - the IRS maybe listening
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
or at least
someone who might have a professional responsibility to report to the IRS. =)
I can bake like a demon.
This whole scandal does have a certain "end of the Usual Suspects" aspect to it doesn't it?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
yea, seriously. I guess winning by 400 isnt good enough.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
people say silly things impromptu - but damn, CBS thought a spot on someone's squirt bottle was needed?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
omg, she is drinking Cam's juice.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
thats ok Tankertoad - CBS is drinking Cam's Kool Aid (i left the door open for something like that)
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
OK, I just got home and had been listening to this game on the xm radio w/ USC broadcasting crew.
After Lattimore broke a 13 yard run in the third, they referred to it as vintage Lattimore. Being as how he’s a freshman, how long do you have to play before your moves become “vintage?”
I guess 12 games )
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Another great moment in SECCG History:

“The Wolf” couldn’t hold her microphone…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
What happened to her?
I loved me some Jill Arrington.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Dec 4, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I spoke with her after the UGA AU game I did the flyby at - used to have a picture somewhere.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I think she's an executive producer now...
of little itty-bitty Jill Arrington’s.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I know it’s not exactly the focus or point of the photo, but I can’t help but be disturbed that it looks like her forearms are bigger than mine.
"It'll only be reviewed because the guys up in the booth want to watch it a few times too." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf16_mw0nxs
She was a big time gym rat at one point
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Hate to say it
But I prefer Tebow over Newton.
Let me reword that
I dislike Newton more than Tebow.
LOL - OMG
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
OMG _ GARY JUST SAID GEORGIA WOULD BE A MUCH IMPROVED TEAM NEXT YEAR!
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
i heard that
it’s the only thing i think i’ve heard in the entire 2nd half.
I can bake like a demon.
And We were worried!
good times!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
was that Cam's broker talking to him ?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
every time OBC changed his mind on starting him gave him another year of eliglibity
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I still find that funny TT. Sorry no one else did.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Anyone keeping up with the Spurrier constipation look
drinking part of the program? If you are, I’m calling an ambulance now…
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
He doesn't throw his visor anymore...
he’s still gotta hide his circumcision scar.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Damn, who are those linemen of Auburn's - they look like 1976 Steelers
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I don't know...
but they’re all gone next year ;-)
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
screw Pat Dye
(just felt good to say that)
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
So I'm randomly in VA tonight
Should I travel out to a sports bar and see how bad ACC crowds really are?
ESPN announced that
“tens of thousands” of FSU/VTech fans showed up to the game…like it was a good thing.
Wonder how the Ole Ball Sack feels
About Cheezits throwing the ball with three minutes left to go up by 39?
oh - my - god I am not watching this
SCREW AUBURN
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
an "unbelievable support cast"?!?!?!?!?!
cuz of course we all know he’s the star………………….uuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
I can bake like a demon.
exactly - he has a great support cast - WTH?
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
seriously
My facebook status says something about only Cam winning the championship and I got some BS “What about so and so and so and so?” reply from an Auburn fan.
"And the thing about Georgia is that it never leaves you, no matter where you go in life. Athens...the Arch...the history of Georgia - it's just part of the fiber that is me. Growing up in Athens and being a Bulldog is special. It is part of your soul."
- Fran Tarkenton
by MemphisDGDawg on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Cam just wants to thank God. Because he is so humble before the lord. And serves him so well.
“I am a SEC Champ” right after thanking God.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Blessed are the pompous... for they shall inherit the SEC Championship
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
ACC...
as long as I’m still allowed to refer to it as “The World’s Smallest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
President Adams says no
We must refer to it as the World’s Largest Outdoor World of Warcraft and Virginity Festival
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I still believe
between now and the 2011 season, all this will go away for Auburn like a puff of smoke.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
I disagree
Maybe someday, but it took 5 years for the Reggie Bush case to play out. Deep down though, I hope you’re right.
Perhaps...
but USC didn’t have FBI agents digging around until 3-4 years after the fact. The G-Men have been and are still digging around now, and they’ll find something.
I don’t think Auburn’s that smart to conceal everything; there is no honor among thieves. We’ll see. I also believe the NCAA might expedite things because they made an unhealthy decision that I’m not so sure even they’re comfortable with. There’s a lot of moving parts at play in this.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
it's even worse if the IRS steps in
remember – the only thing anyone ever convicted Al Capone of was Tax Evasion…….
I can bake like a demon.
I'm with you, Dave.
The 2010 SEC championship ultimately will join the 1984 SEC championship as a vacant title.
For the record, there will be a comment thread to commemorate the event when it comes to pass.
Go 'Dawgs!
I wasn't paying sufficient attention to the commentators,
but I’m pretty sure I just heard the phrases, “Cam Newtonesque” and “taking it up the inside.” I don’t know that I want to know what those two things have to do with one another.
Let's just hope Emilio Estevez can bail us out.
Quack, quack, quack.
Save us Pacey!

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I did miss the '80s . . .
. . . until I had to look at that picture!
What, Cam Newton and Auburn winning didn’t make me nauseous enough?
Go 'Dawgs!
I liked it :)
I suppose I could be an equal opportunity picture poster and give you boys this……………….

I can bake like a demon.
We could also go this direction

"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
I think of Brooke Shields and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders . . .
. . . more as creatures of the 1970s, but both are preferable to Martin Sheen’s sons (Brooke’s disturbingly Groucho Marx-like eyebrows notwithstanding).
Go 'Dawgs!
Hey now...
Charlie Sheen will have you know that he is very pretty.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
good night, folks...
If I said anything offensive or controversial during my codeine-enhanced communiques, I sincerely hope you enjoyed them.
I am now going to sleep until approximately Monday, noon.
I hate Auburn.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
Yeah, it's all good, Dave.
Personally, I’m all for you taking part in comment threads on butter and codeine.
Also, if you say anything controversial or offensive, adding “I hate Auburn” at the end goes a long way toward wiping the slate clean!
Go 'Dawgs!
Highest rated officials and their reward is...
the ACC Championship game. The one with no national championship implications. Hmm.
I think the biggest mistake everyone in the world is making...
is assuming that today’s results mean that the BCS Championship Game will now automatically be Auburn vs. Oregon.
I would not at all be surprised to hear the BCS Chairman, Bill Hancock, announce on Sunday that the #1 team in the final BCS standings is:

Gah! I hate their home field.
It’s all sand-colored and with their home tan uniforms, it’s clearly an unfair advantage.
I found that announcement quite enjoyable
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Did anyone else see Sean McDonough wearing 3D glasses?
He looks eerily like Paul Schaffer.
By the way, are they ever going to give us the Aflac trivia question answer? I think the answer is Ralph Friedgen, but I’m sticking around the ACC championship game to find out for sure.
Go 'Dawgs!
They just answered the question about his glasses...
Apparently he has some eye issue, so his doctor told him to…wear sunglasses at night.
By the way, what was the trivia question from the ACC game?
No, that was the longtime assistant coach for Virginia Tech.
Sean McDonough was wearing the 3D glasses to pimp ESPN’s 3D coverage.
The question was, “Which head coach won the ACC championship in his first year in the league?” (The tie-in was that Jimbo Fisher got Florida State to the conference title game in his first year.) I’m pretty sure it was Ralph Friedgen, but I’m not sure, and, frankly, I’ve been sitting here waiting patiently for the answer, and I’d like to bail on this crappy game. Did they give the answer and I missed it?
Go 'Dawgs!
You want crappy games?
UConn is leading USF 16-6 (in football), and there has not yet been an offensive score in the game.
And this is going to be the Big East’s BCS representative.
by vineyarddawg on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
that is really awesome IMO. I hope there are no offensive scores for the whole game.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
Sorry, tankertoad.
USF scored an offensive touchdown with 8:38 left in the game after UConn fumbled the ball on their own 28 yard line. UConn is still ahead 16-13.
They came so close…
by vineyarddawg on Dec 4, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
And on a related note:
I feel sorry for anyone who will be playing in the Outback Bowl. The turf at Raymond James stadium looks as bad as the Citrus Bowl turf… and that’s as bad as grass gets. It’s not usually that bad… but it’s definitely seen its better days right now.
by vineyarddawg on Dec 4, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
You were right!
They even acknowledge that it took them forever to answer the question.
by BigMuddyDawg on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I noticed that.
So it wasn’t just me, then.
All right, I’ve now seen enough. I’m bailing on this game, and I’m probably pretty close to calling it a night.
Y’all have a good one.
Go 'Dawgs!
Sorry, don't know
I was flipping between ACC and Big 12 championships, so I’m no help there. I got the right answer to the trivia question during the SEC CG, that counts for something right?

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