Poll Question: How Do the Georgia Bulldogs Fix What Ails Them?

fire Mike Adams.

And Van Halanger

You’re ******* out!

Over my career I average more than 200 yards passing _and rushing against “All American” Talent in the NCAA video game franchise.

We need to steal podunkdawg to build us a sacrificial elephant, or something. That looked delicious to destroy. Though, Mr. TKK, you looked about the farthest thing in reality than what I imagined. For some reason I imagined some scrawny, devious UGA-Gremlin sitting behind a computer with slicked-back hair who likes to snarl. When you smiled it was only to reveal the devilishly pointed fangs that littered your maw, and when you spoke little puffs of smoke came out. Maybe not that last sentence…

Here’s to hoping we can spank ya’ll again, but either way sheeesh both of us sure could use a win, huh?

…and have him call plays the rest of the seaon.
Demote Bobo to QB coach and banish him to the box.
Hire new OC in offseason.
Fire Van Halanger.

and drink heavily.

Obviously, more steps are in order. Vine burned a bunny ( I think) that said goat, and Kyle chopped off a cake goat head. We need to kick it up a notch with something at the arch not cute. The gods aren’t happy until we appease them.

Of which I am not one, but believe the masses are engaging in irrational behavior. To wit:
 - we crushed U of Lala with Bobo’s vanilla offense
 - we fumbled away 2 – 3 of our other losses
 - CMR has admitted to his own failure to guide CMB’s playcalling at crucial times…the mess at the 4 yard line in CO being the biggest example
- and the failure of the Athens crowd to sacrifice a true goat. C’mon guys…in Texas, it’s done mid-week for no damn reason at all other than good bbq. Heck, the construction workers next door are doing it now for dinner (odd…my dog is missing this afternoon. Gee, she loves the smell of bbq and would normally be bugging them…..) I digress.

So, to the question at hand….
 - CMR needs to be more directly involved in playcalling gameday. Send Bobo to the booth.
 - S&R takes all of spring practice to develop…leave any changes until then. We have a DIVISION to win (see Mark Bradley’s column today…it could happen!!)

And TKK et al….I acknowledge the conspiracy of Michael Adams in shutting-down your ability to roast the goat on North Campus grounds. But the Gyro shop across the street from the Arches (assuming it’s still there) surely has some goat in the back…not 100 yards away. Get creative and a little rebellious man!

I’d go on, but best find my dog and see what the workers have cooked-up next store…

Well, vote for “None of the above” and it’s not (just) because I really, really loved “Brewster’s Millions.” Now, because I follow orders well, I will explain.

1.) Firing CMR is a ludicrous notion only seriously considered by the knee-jerk, bandwagon-jumping, myopic lunatic fringe that have MNC-envy for Saban and Meyer.

2.) Bobo doesn’t necessarily need to go or be demoted, but the man has to find the cajones to let ’er rip. Lest we forget what the offense did last season with basically the same set of players, save replacing Joe Cox with a RS freshman who has already shown arguably better understanding and management of the game, and at least comparable QB skills.

Now, if Bobo can’t figure it out soon or, in “Waterboy” parlance “Get his manhood back,” then something has to be done. I don’t believe you can demote him back to QBs coach and expect him to effectively lead young men, so he’d have to be let go. When Commanding Officers are relieved, they aren’t bumped down to Executive Officers. The point is moot in the short term because I think we now know that CMR won’t make any major changes mid-season.

3.) I’m not sure about Van Halanger needing to be done, but he’s suspect. Remember that we’ve had some physical squads since he came to Athens. I don’t buy into the “but they were Donnan’s players” either, since Richt basically had to recruit his entire O Line for the 2002 season. I think (okay, hope and pray) that full contact practices are going to pay both immediate and long-term dividends on both sides of the ball. The phrase that keeps coming to mind when I think of football practices without full speed and tackling is one from Parris Island – “You fight like you train.”

4.) Searels shares the same suspicion as Van Halanger, and if the defense improves but we keep getting whipped on the O-Line then I think a change is in order there. Time will tell, but at least they’re trying to mix up and motivate with the change in the OL starters and positions for Saturday’s game.

I don’t think that wholesale changes are necessary, I just think the coaching staff needs to figure out what it did well in ’02, ’05 and ’08 seasons and get back to doing that. Or, now that I notice the pattern, wait until next year when the snake goes to bite someone else and we can get back to a BCS bowl.

I don’t care if he goes the puppy route, as Klein did later in the game, but he needs to figure something out. Someone has obviously stolen his green notebook because he’s been calling the same 4 plays all season, with the fade route added inside our opponent’s 10 yard line.

I could be hallucinating prior to my 3rd cup of coffee, but I think Winkler was invited by some team to do just that not long after the movie came out. I have no facts or rational thought to back this up, though.

I would prefer that the whole team learn to “visualize and attack.” Back to the whole under-caffeinated thing, after “Happy Gilmore” came out I saw a lot of guys trying to mimic his swing, if even as a joke. I wonder how many LBs tried doing the same thing with Bobby Boucher…..