My Poetic Contribution - I Need A Hero
by podunkdawg on Oct 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT
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PrintWhere have all the good Dawgs gone and where are all the gods?
Where's the great white UGA VIII to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight with a rocket arm?
Late at night I toss & I turn & I dream of a Gator defeat
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the game
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be ready to fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero on Saturday
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be quick
And he's gotta be Kris Durham
Kris Durham
Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasies
Somewhere just beyond my reach there's a Bulldog win for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Super Team to give me what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the game
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be ready to fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero on Saturday
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be quick
And he's gotta be Caleb King
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the game
Up on the mountains neath the heavens above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I can swear that there's someone somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
and the storm and the flood
I can feel victory like a fire in my blood
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the game
he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
and gotta be ready to fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero on Saturday
He's gotta be sure and he's gotta be quick
And he's gotta be AJ Green
AJ Green
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I like where you head is at...
But I have a question….
When did Erin Andrews get a record deal?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
you... your*
same difference.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Very well said!
Did someone say Erin Andrews? Great… Another Erin Andrews dream!! Okay, concentrate, get her out of your head, get her out of your head… … … … phew, that’s better… … … Erin Andrews AND Allison Williams!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
The Pillar of Pessimism, the Narrator of Negativity, and the Dictator of Doubt is here to rain on your Utopian Parade.
I like it.
Nothing like a continuation of the ’80s theme (except not the year Footloose was released, please).
We must not expound upon the virtues of Erin Andrews this week, people.
For, as we know (or should know)… Erin Andrews is a Gator.
May I suggest, as a replacement (this week only)… Ines Sainz, everyone’s favorite TV Azteca reporter.
She looks like
the trashiest of skanks. Histrionic Personality Disorder! Histrionic Personality Disorder! That’s my Axis II from the DSM-IV-TR pick for her. I debated on Borderline but they are the world’s worst about being cutters, and there are no (visible) scars on her…
Tons of chicks (and a few dudes) at Auburn (and everywhere else) cut themselves especially around exam time to relieve angst. Whacked, but true. It’s mostly a female thing, however, for whatever reason.
by Stephen1980 on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll admit it was good.
Far better than the cornball Bammer poetry I heard over the weekend out in Florence. I’m debating on posting it. I’m afraid I would be banned, however. Oh well, maybe just one. It was a “toast” which the Bammer entitled “Ode to the Beer Pissing Dog”.
“Here’s to the dog that pisses this stuff!
And if that dog could piss enough
I’d tie that dog to the foot of my bed
And I’d _ his _ ’till he was dead!”
I hate Bammer. I used to not, but I’m beginning to. They are just too lame. Be honest.
I love it, podunk...
you did Bonnie Tyler proud and brought a tear to my eye!
OK now I can't figure out if you're simply a sarcastic and mean snake.
It was quite good, as I noted, but Christ!
by Stephen1980 on Oct 27, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a woman thing...
we express ourselves better in writing and in song…and we are capable of feeling (hence the tear).
Here's some HATE HAIKU for you...
I hate Flor-i-duh.
Urban Meyer is a jerk.
Time to die gata.
BTW, must speak last line in your best Corrine Brown accent.
Some background
so I was building myself a table (I’m redecorating yet another room of the house & couldn’t find what I wanted in a table so I bought the pieces parts, had home depot cut to spec and I’m just doing assembly & finish work – the redecorating is an ongoing project) and while I was working I had Dancing With the stars from Monday playing (DVR’d it) – one of the songs they danced to was Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler which I of course call I need a Hero…well that got me thinking – I need a Hero for this weeks game – a real, live, red & black bleeding, Herschel Walker thinking, Hero of my very own. So look up the lyrics, rework a few things, and voila – my poetry contribution.
I can bake like a demon.
I Don't Assemble.
I tried assembling a floor lamp once from that Pier One Imports (cheap but sometimes attractive in a slightly gaudy 1890s house of ill repute in the French Quarter manner) and it wasn’t pretty. Since then, I only buy things pre-assembled or make them deliver it and assemble it. If they refuse, there are always places in town willing to oblige.
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