Don't Bet On It!: Week Nine College Football Forecasts for the National Games of Interest
You have been treated to an exacting game-by-game analysis in this week’s SEC forecasts, so our attention now shifts to the important outings occurring elsewhere in the country. Another 3-2 ledger in last week’s national predictions stranded me at 26-15 for the fall as a whole, so it should go without saying that I mean it when I tell you . . . Don’t Bet On It!
Here are my picks for this week’s slate of noteworthy national games, all of which will be played on Saturday, October 30, unless otherwise noted, and with respect to which you may detect a recurring theme:
Florida St. Seminoles at N.C. State Wolfpack (Thursday, Oct. 28): No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Florida State.
Oklahoma St. Cowboys at Kansas St. Wildcats: No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Oklahoma State.
Utah Utes at Air Force Falcons: No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Air Force.
Missouri Tigers at Nebraska Cornhuskers: No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Nebraska.
Michigan St. Spartans at Iowa Hawkeyes: No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Michigan State.
Oregon Ducks at USC Trojans: No one in Bulldog Nation cares about this game. It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud! Oregon.
I know that’s a treasure trove of insight and minutiae, but, even so, you still shouldn’t put too much stock in my prognostications, so, whatever you do, . . . Don’t Bet On It!
Coming Soon: Another National Game of Even Greater Disinterest.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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So now ya' pick Air Force.
Would love to see the BCS carnage if Missouri, Michigan State, and Oregon were all to lose this weekend. Its doable, but even if it happens, no Georgia fan will know about it until Sunday because “It’s the week of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, for crying out loud!”
Exactly.
If the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party were a person, it would be Captain James T. Kirk.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the Thursday cocktail should be modeled on Captain Kirk or some other epitome of awesomeness
It seems that this would be the cocktail thursday’s most important edition.
Just Stay at the Jekyll Island Club
or better still the Cloister unless you like that repulsive and inexplicable Jacksonville scent! If all those teams lose this weekend, Boise will be whining about another team “leapfrogging” them. I’m not sure they don’t have a legitimate complaint. And Auburn v. Boise in the national championship game would be nice, but Boise will never make it, I’m afraid. I’ll bet Auburn won’t lose though! The “Curse of Number 1” ends this weekend. Do bet on it! (I’d bet on it myself, but I don’t know any sleazewagon “bookies”.)

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