A Poetic Ode to the Georgia Bulldogs as They Prepare to Face the Florida Gators in the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
The ‘Dawgs were 1-4, Paul Finebaum was giddy,
Evans had resigned, Richt was about to be put on the shelf,
Vince Dooley was a Vol fan, the players’ rap sheets weren’t pretty,
Uga VII was dead, and I didn’t feel so good myself.
Then Greg McGarity came home in time to anoint Uga VIII,
The 3-4 defense gelled under the guidance of Todd Grantham,
Aaron Murray matured, Georgia won three victories straight,
And the team left for Jacksonville singing a different anthem.
A.J. Green was back! Washaun Ealey ran on lengthy sorties!
The D had sacks and takeaways! Justin Houston was a beast!
The offense clicked and started scoring points into the forties!
At stake on Duval Street was a shot to win the East
If the team returned to Athens with a win in its hip pocket.
Though there are a few Gator fans who’ve been known to be nice,
Many of them are jerks, like that chump, Sonny Crockett,
A former Florida football player from the show "Miami Vice"
Who owned a pet alligator and named the lizard "Elvis."
It’s an affront to good taste to name a Gator after the King,
Which is why I hope the ‘Dawgs punch Florida in the pelvis.
I’m confident that they will, because---and here’s the thing---
I have good reason to be sure that the Saurians are toast.
There is this critical fact, which I hope you haven’t missed:
For you can’t spell "Sacrificial Goat Roast"
Without "A Sacroiliac Gator Fist."
Go ‘Dawgs!
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LMAO...Brilliant!
For you can’t spell “Sacrificial Goat Roast”
Without “A Sacroiliac Gator Fist.”
If you're gonna do it, go ugly early.
This is such an educational website.
I could have gone through my entire life without knowing what a sacroiliac was. Thanks to TKK & dictionary.com, I will go to bed tonight a more well-rounded person.
Safe to call that the "Mother of All Anagrams?"
If you're gonna do it, go ugly early.
by Inteljumper on Oct 26, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I was most impressed that he developed one that was actually related to his post.
Unless the punch in the pelvis was modified from a punch in the [something else] to accomodate. Either way, high school literature teachers across the state would be proud.
Thanks, but I cannot claim full credit.
I used an anagram generator.
Admittedly, the punch in the pelvis was a bit of a euphemism, as suggested by the link to the infamous MGoBlog Corey Liuget posting in the first line. (If you haven’t read it, it’s really worth it.)
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Oct 26, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
To think - breaking the codes of the illumanti would have been so much easier with an anagram generator.
And it’s also a good thing the allies did a covert mission deep into nazi occupied land to steal the anagram generator.
"One thing I will never do as long as I’m at Georgia is lose to Florida." - Herschel Walker
I'm imagining an animated holiday special
ala How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Larry Munsen could easily fill in for the slightly dead Boris Karloff.
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
Also,
Can someone direct Margaret Soltan to this post so she can see some real literature?
"I want anything wearing red and black to tear the head off anything that isn't." - Lewis Grizzard
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