Lane Kiffin Schadenfreude Open Comment Thread
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 10:29 PM EST
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PrintBoy, you walk away from the internet for a couple of hours and everything goes haywire!
Purely for the sake of consolidating the fun, I've set up this Lane Kiffin schadenfreude open comment thread. Feel free to savage Boy Wonder here . . . just keep it clean, please.
You know what? Screw that; feel free to strip the bark off of that obnoxious little bastard all you like. No one can say Lane didn't have it coming.
Oh, and Tennessee fans . . . I told you so!
Go 'Dawgs!
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I was talking on the phone...
to my mom, who is a Gator fan, and decided to check ESPN. What the hey, nothing is gonna happen that is going to be so distracting that I can’t carry on a phone conversation while reading it, right?
Nope. Wrongo. I gasped audibly, cackled in glee, and then had to cover for myself. Oh Lord, why? Why Hello Kiffy, when there are so many competent, classy coaches out there who would take the USC job in a heartbeat? Do they place that much weight on hair gel out there on the far side of the world?
The ladylike side of me
thinks she should write notes of condolence to those UT fans who are sweet gracious lovely people (I happen to know a couple) and feels real real bad for those awfully nice men I rode the shuttle bus after the last UT/UGA game at Athens.
So to those good decent people among the UT faithful, let me offer my most sincere condolences. We know you had nothing to do with hiring Lane and some of you weren’t happy about it and you truly have our sympathies.
To those rotten obnoxious classless creeps amongst the UT faithful – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Let me just help kick off the thread...
… with this little missive directed at Tennessee fans who turned almost as obnoxious as Florida and Auburn fans overnight when the Lane & Monte train came roaring into town.
The fun just keeps on coming doesn't it?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I was just about to commit myself
But Lane wouldn’t gaurantee me a billboard for my Heisman campaign…O’Well…their loss
Freedom is not free!
Found this on RTT
The freshly updated rock in Knoxville…
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx8/govols1234/Unnamed.jpg
Looks like the UT students are hitting Ray Finkle mode in record time.
really... REALLY...
… NSFW. Just as a warning.
by vineyarddawg on Jan 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing but class...
I don’t want to generalize, and we should never judge an entire fan base by the actions of a few, but I doubt that they kiss their mamas with those spray cans.
Posted on Stuart Mandel's Twitter:
Thread on one Tennessee message board: “It’s like getting divorced from a stripper.”
Say what you want about Mandel, but that’s one funny tweet.
So if Kiffin = stripper
Do NCAA violations = herpes? I like that analogy.
by SG Standard on Jan 12, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
What is funny is that they spelled the profanity correctly….that has to be a bright spot in all of this for UT
Speling 101 was a grate class
For those Volintears.
Someone on the RTT comment thread...
… reported a twitter message saying that police had just fired teargas into the unruly crowd.
This is both very bad and completely hilarious at the same time. I wish no one any actual physical harm, of course.
i dont wish Kiffin or his folk injury, but if UT fans get gassed and batoned - well, they lined up for it
and i forecasted on the other blog Lane better get the police out
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
UT Police better watch out
At least 3 out of every 5 UT athlete is packing a gun nowadays.
That's awesome, Bryguy1.
And just for your 2nd post, too… you’re already up several hundred cocktails.
Welcome aboard!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 12, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you, thank you.
Any chance I get to dump on UT- I’m there. But- they do make it too easy sometimes.
Nice!
Welcome aboard, Bryguy1. You’re off to a great start so far.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't before . . .
. . . but now I do.
Your secret identity is safe with me, kemosabe.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I hope everyone is all right . . .
. . . but, yeah, this is Exhibit A for the proposition that you reap what you sow.
Lane Kiffin basically spent an entire year doing an end zone dance. Eleven SEC teams are ready to take it out of Tennessee’s hide, and it won’t be Boy Wonder’s backside that takes the tanning.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
So I signed up just so I could post on this thread
I hope to God the NCAA sweeps in and preemptively sanctions USC just for being stupid. Or wait for Lane to open his dumb-ass piehole and then sanction them. Either way, it’s coming.
hell,we are just two weeks away from Lane telling Oregon they are going to lose
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Hell- he'll be offering jobs at a car wash
To Stanford’s starting offensive line.
A quote on the front page of RTT
We have heard from multiple sources, including defensive tackle Marlon Walls that Ed Orgeron was on the phone tonight with some of the early enrollees telling them not to go to class tomorrow and attempting to begin the process of recruiting them to USC.
Just… damn.
Is there anything slimier than the Kiffin Krew?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Can he do that?
If they are already enrolled then they have to stay….
I'm not sure
… but I don’t think classes at UT start until tomorrow. It’s an odd quirk in the NCAA rulebook that you aren’t technically enrolled until classes start. A QB at Notre Dame took advantage of that rule a couple years ago. He played against GT, but was able to transfer without forfeiting a year of eligibility because classes don’t start until mid-September at ND.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
It's all part of the plan
BTW… USC just hired a guy who is 0-1 against UCLA. I’m just sayin’.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 10:52 PM EST reply actions
Not only that . . .
. . . but Rick Neuheisel just became the second-slimiest head coach in Los Angeles!
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mmm
I think that was already the case. Carroll just knew how to keep the slime under the surface. But, like in Ghostbusters 2, it was always there bubbling.
Georgia Defensive Coordinator
To put this in a positive spin for Georgia fans, no one will be focusing on who Mark Richt decides to hire as defensive coordinator. It should allow him plenty of room to hopefully get things done. Hopefully he gets it done down in Orlando at the coaching convention.
thats the wedge theory - get wedged out by a worse story
in the military (or lots of jobs) if you are in trouble, the best thing that can happen is someone else gets in more trouble.
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
BREAKING NEWS
Per Joe Schad’s Twitter:
“Kiffin announced he will take Smokey with him to USC. Hamilton says Scrappy the Mockingbird from UT-Chattanooga will serve as interim mascot.”
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 10:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I love it
It’s like doing an “Airplane” spoof on an Oliver Stone movie. It’s self-parodying.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
The 2010 College Football Off-Season
it’s a Soap Opera for Men!
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
You're right...
… it is a lot like the WWF… or WWE… or whatever they’re calling it nowadays.
I’m just waiting for Hulk Hogan to jump out at the SC presser tomororw and say, “And whatcha gonna do, brother, with the Lane train comes rolling down the tracks on yoooooouuuuuuu.”
by vineyarddawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's just great
Hundreds of angry hilljacks who are filled to the brim with moonpies and moonshine. This is going to end well.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Is that a lynch mob?
Someone’s a gonna be hangin’ before sunup.
From Matt Hinton we have:
But now, barely a year into a college head-coaching career marked so far by bush league spats with rival coaches, a total disregard for minor NCAA regulations and a meh 7-6 record on the field? After Tennessee rolled the dice on his sketchy resumé and dug in deep to give him the most expensive group of assistant coaches ever assembled, including an unprecedented million-dollar deal for his aging father? To return to a school very likely to be walloped by NCAA sanctions in a matter of months? I didn’t think cajones came in that size.
Correction: The only bigger pair tonight belongs to USC athletic director Mike Garrett, who found the fortitude to hire a relatively inexperienced controversy magnet willing to walk away from one of the premiere jobs in the nation after a single season. It’s really kind of perfect in a way, if absurdity can achieve perfection.
Tennessee, you have officially been treated like a Bowling Green-level stepping stone. The coaching ball is in your court.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Footballcoachscoop.com reporting that
Kiffin has been given full USC administrative support to pursue Mark McGwire for the Strength and Conditioning Coach position.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is all to good but the street lights are on...
Gotta get up early. Plan to get a good nights sleep which, at least from the Mob picture is more than can be said for ol Kiffypoo. Good night all and happy posting…
Freedom is not free!
I have never had more fun sitting in my apartment on a Tuesday
Thank you, internet. I’m sorry for getting angry at you yesterday.
It really put's things in perspective, doesn't it?
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
puts*
wow, it’s been a long day
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
And this doesn't even involve porn!
The interwebs truly are awesome. Thank you, Al Gore.
I can only imagine what tomorrow could bring.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
O.M.G. - The UT Fans are really losing it
Fanposts at RTT are calling for Fulmer to come home!
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
tankertoad...
… you may need to adjust your sig for today to read:
“Sometimes, you just can’t get rid of a bomb.” – batman
(Unless, of course, the bomb suddenly takes the USC job and leaves you holding the bag).
I tell you, these jokes practically write themselves.
by Comin' Down The Track on Jan 13, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
Did Kiffin just say
He is leaving UT with a much better roster than he got when he arrived? Man talking about rubbing salt in the wounds!
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
yea, he looked nervous and scared and was running his mouth as usual
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
How on earth can ESPN say the Kiffen is a great hire?
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Its a great hire for Tennessee
Now, the Vols won’t have a coach who is insane.
by SG Standard on Jan 12, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
RTT reporting fire trucks now involved in riot control
things are getting exceptionally nasty in Knoxville.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
He kept looking over his shoulder.
Maybe he heard banjos?
A home run!? Really!?
Desmond Howard never struck me as the sharpest tool in the shed anyway.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:13 PM EST reply actions
Well it's the one place Kiffy can go right now
that’s already done so much to violate NCAA rules that he can’t make things worse. So by that standard, yeah it’s a good hire for Kiffy anyway.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
now Desmond said "he didnt look comfortable ....he will be more comfortable at USC"
DESMOND _ he didnt look comfortable because he is scared for his life
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Exactly
Tennessee’s fight song contains a verse about strangers going up on Rocky Top and never coming down again. If the wrong set of guys with gun racks in their pickup trucks and orange checkerboards on their coonskin caps gets hold of Lane, they might never find the body.
Some of them, by the way, think Layla has a real purty mouth.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
There's a Ned Beatty/Layla Kiffin photoshop that needs to be made.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think we officially may have crossed a line
That borders on making fun of Boise State Sad Cowbell Girl.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Desmond Howard says
USC hit it out of the park with the Kiffin hire.
He has clearly been meeting with Joe Hamilton in the ATL.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
yea, that is what i was trying to figure out
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
He's been drinking heavily.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
ESPN sucks
we got closed pressers and tear gas and riots and all they have to say is it is “a good hire for USC”. No understanding Lane just sold UT down the river. No mention of the heralded USC’s NCAA problems.
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Let me get this straight
USC hires Lane Kiffin, and there are no naked pictures of Mike Garrett involved.
Mark McGwire comes clean about steroids, and Jose Canseco still seems more believable.
Pete Carroll is “happy” to go to Seattle? Seattle?
Tiger Woods has more girl(and boy)friends than most people have Facebook friends.
And they want to move the Tonight Show to tomorrow?
Could the Mayans have meant 2010 instead of 2012 as the end of the world?
Cats and dogs living together...MASS HYSTERIA!!!
by SG Standard on Jan 12, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Tickle Me Kiffin does bear a passing resemblance to Walter Peck.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
nice - another reference to our reference yesterday
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Somebody please help me understand . . .
I just don’t get it. How does Kiffin keep getting these gigs? Isn’t he something like 12-26 as a head coach? Is it just a cover for hiring his dad? Seriously, what’s the deal?
It's 12-21 . . .
. . . but your point is well taken.
I think it’s a combination of salesmanship, Monte, recruiting, and athletic directors thinking Layla is hot.
I think it’s funny that Monte Kiffin is going to be a Trojan, since the entire Western world wishes Monte had bought a pack of Trojans 30-odd years ago.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Also . . .
. . . they were turned down by their first choice (Mike Riley) and their second choice (Jack Del Rio) with national signing day looming. Maybe they panicked.
It actually makes me feel better about the way Mark Richt has handled this. We may be disappointed and a little embarrassed, but we don’t look like we’re on the verge of hiring anyone out of desperation.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 12, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
That is certainly plausible. . .
. . . but it doesn’t explain the Tennessee hire or the privilege he had of hosting the Oakland Raiders for a while. I still just don’t get it. Aside from the less desirable aspects of his personality (which have been noted here at length), he just doesn’t seem like a very good coach, so why hire him? and hire him? and hire him? Would that I could be successful only 33% of the time and keep my job — or get another of my choice that pays more.
by College Buddy on Jan 12, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Al Davis is almost as crazy as Lane Kiffin
That explains the Oakland hire.
By the way, if on the day that Davis held that anti-Kiffin press conference, how many people thought that he would end up looking like the sane one in that situation? Anyone? Anyone?
by SG Standard on Jan 12, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Al Davis and "sane" don't belong in the same sentence.
Let’s just say that, after today, he looks, “slightly more justified” in his opinions.
by vineyarddawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
UT recruit news.
By Joel at RTT.
Apparently all the guys who enrolled midterm are no longer midterm enrollees.
http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2010/1/12/1248503/lane-kiffin-pokes-satan-leaves
That was delightful!
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Are they actually chasing him down the street?
Makes you wonder why Deliverance wasn’t filmed in Tennessee.
by SG Standard on Jan 12, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Surreal. And Stupid. Kind of like being in the crowd at Neyland Stadium.
by vineyarddawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
If Richt screwed UGA over...
I’d be pissed. I’d be furious. I’d been on here ranting and raving and cursing.
I’m relatively certain that it wouldn’t occur to me to drive over to Butts-Mehre
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
heh.
I told you guys yesterday not to worry about Smart because you might end up with a great hire. Well, I think you can take your time now!
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
Now that it's all over but the egging of Lane Kiffin's house...
… I would like to point out that a lot of people have been running their mouth and saying that Mark Richt needs to be “more aggressive” and be “more like the new coaches in the conference like Saban, Meyer, and Kiffin.”
How is that attitude working out tonight?
Mark Richt is the right man for the Georgia program. I have no reservations in making the assertion that as long as Mark Richt is the coach of the Bulldogs, this kind of sorry crap will not happen here.
egging? hell, they may burn that sucker down.
What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, but more powerful.
-Hank Hill
thats what i said on the other thread, and I wasnt joking
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
just read this after writing the same thoughts with you - /tip of the hat
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Seriously Yall -
Every blog I got to (even this one) someone is talking about firing CMR. Well, let this be a lesson, this is exactly why I love CMR and why he isn’t going anywhere. NCAA sanctions DESTROY a progam – anyone scene UGA’s rowing team lately? 10 wins a year with a chance is way better than “a not really but so you may think its better” chance and all hell breaking lose.
For all the Florida and UT fans that wanted to argue class is subjective and non existent – look to Lane Kiffen for a definition of where class is not exibited.
I am with Vineyarddawg – I’ll take CMR for as long as he will stay.
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
The lunatic fringe
Just ignore them. I don’t know what else they want from CMR. He fielded two teams that could have very easily played for the NC. That’s a damn sight better than anything Goff or Donnan ever did.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Jan 12, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
You'll notice they only show up for the couple of days following a loss
They just want someone to acknowledge that they are complaining so they can feel like they somehow matter. 90% have little to no knowledge of how college football works and have even less historical perspective. My favorite comment from that lot is “when was the last time Georgia was nationally relevant?”. I’m surprised that they don’t remember it was the 2007 season when we finished #2 in the country since that’s when most of them became fans.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I, for one...
… am cracking open a one year old bottle of STFU brand “We Told You So” sparkling awesome and drinking a toast to The Pumpkin Nation, toothless jack-o-lanterns all.
by Comin' Down The Track on Jan 12, 2010 11:56 PM EST reply actions
They are the perpetual Linus...
Waiting indefinitely in the sincerest pumpkin patch in east Tennessee for a Great Pumpkin that will never come.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 12, 2010 11:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Didn't they fire the Great Pumpkin
to hire Kiffykins??
by misguidedkid on Jan 13, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
He was but a false Great Pumpkin
And much like the Great Pumpkin in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, he ate absolutely everything (including local school children)
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hah!
Perpetual Linus.
+1
That’s killing me.
by Comin' Down The Track on Jan 13, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
ESPN just reported UT is going after................
Will Muschamp!
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Surely he has more sense than that
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I mean
Muschamp may be Texas’ head coach in waiting, but he could be the straight up head coach at Tennessee TODAY with a TON of leverage. Anybody that stays 2 years will be looked at as a god now. Think of the goodwill he could buy.
This could be bad for us.
True
But I’m sure assembling a coaching staff and trying to retain recruits in 2-3 weeks while trying to avoid being poached by the former coach isn’t what Muschamp had in mind for his first coaching gig.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.....
About this being bad for us. Some of the other names that are already being kicked around scare me a bit, just because they look like a huge upgrade. Muschamp, Gruden, Calhoun, Patterson. But think about this: Remember the last guy who made Duke Football relevant, the came to the SEC??
by misguidedkid on Jan 13, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
David Cutcliffe was a good coach at Ole Miss . . .
. . . but he was no Steve Spurrier (and I wouldn’t go so far as to say Duke football is relevant, although it is better).
Muschamp’s not going anywhere. Gruden’s next coaching gig will be in the NFL. Patterson is a possibility, but it’s late in the game to be making a move for anyone who already has a college head coaching stint.
They won’t get stuck with Kippy (much as I would like to see that happen), but I doubt the Vols can get a big name now in the time they have left. I’m just glad Tuberville took the Texas Tech job when he did.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 13, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Color me 100 per cent not worried about Will Muschamp leaving for Tennessee
Mob scenes have a way of scaring away high-profile candidates. If they had a Texas Tower in Knoxville, some of these crazies would be climbing it right about now.
Muschamp knows he’s going to be the head coach at the real UT. There’s no need to settle for the cubic zirconium version, particularly if it means donning a much, much worse shade of orange.
Could we honestly be looking at starting the 2010 season with Steve Adazzio and Kippy Brown staring at one another across the field?
You just know Charlie Strong is kicking himself for taking the Louisville job.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 13, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
But Kyle...
ESPN says Tennessee is a destination job just like Notre Dame and Alabama.
And we know they could never be wrong.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Holy Shit...I think they are looting the Food King!
They are going after R.C. and Moonpies! I seriously can’t believe the mob scene. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We are better than them. Why? Because we are Georgia and they are not. Also because we don’t have what looks like the end of Animal House playing out at Butts right now.
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
Hey now...
Don’t hate on the Natty Light. When you can get a 12 pack for $7, that’s just good personal budget management.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:25 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
PBR is the better buy…;)
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on Jan 13, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Heineken? F*** that s***!
Pabst Blue Ribbon!
The “looting the Food King” reference liked to killed me, AeroDawg.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 13, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Dennis Hopper for DC!!!
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:32 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bad things, man . . .
. . . bad things.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Jan 13, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Mommy!!!
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Remember that line we talked about before? Dude!
You are, however, suave.
Go 'Dawgs!
It's all I could think of...that and dueling banjos.
I heard my neighbor(A UT Fan) out cussing in front of his house on his cell phone. I wonder if he will make good on his threat of getting out his inflatable Smokey lawn decoration and hanging a sign on it saying: Lane Kiffin hates Dogs and Old People. Too funny!
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
Yes
But you can pretend like Natty is a better beer because its brewed by Anheuser-Busch.
Although I do fondly remember 50 cent Pabst pints from my college days. There is no better deal on restaurant/bar beer.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I miss the tall boy PBR's at the GA Theatre
I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!
I miss everything at the Georgia Theatre
Most of all watching the Ga/Fla game on the big screen.
"I Run This State." - Washaun Ealey and Caleb King
by RedCrake on Jan 13, 2010 12:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is ridiculous
"Dum spiro spero"
by Bravely going forward on Jan 13, 2010 12:27 AM EST reply actions
Can anyone tell me why Muschamp
would consider the HC gig at UT? Aside from the HC gig now as opposed to when Brown retires, what reason does he have to go?
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
Kiffy's New Digs
Out here on the Left Coast, where we are all still awake, the Trojan Faithful are warming up to Kiffy and Family as ruthless recruiters, and exchanging rumors that Norm Chow is returning to USC as OC. Not a lot of sympathy for UT. Another installment in The Grapes of Wrath, I guess. The southeast and southwest exist as labor pools for LaLa Land.
Kyle
I am going to give you my cell phone number. I slept through the whole thing. I am crushed. If something like this ever happens again, you gotta call me. I’m serious!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
We were concerned for your health, Dave
If I’d called you at 10:00 last night and said, “Lane Kiffin just left for USC, took Tennessee’s coaching staff and recruiting class with him, and left a guy named Kippy as the Vols’ interim head coach, causing rioting in the streets of Knoxville!”, you’d have been so jacked you’d have eaten a quantity of butter that would have killed a Clydesdale.
Wow, just typing that summary made me laugh out loud—-literally, I laughed out loud—-all over again. Describing it accurately sounds like parody; anyone who wasn’t there would have to greet it with, “No way!” The truth sounds like an exaggeration for the sake of humor.
There isn’t a word in English or German adequate to describe this feeling. Ladies and gentlemen, we need a new word for this altogether: Kiffinfreude.
Go 'Dawgs!
Kiffinfreude
It is the only word to describe this. Again, this will be another day at work where absolutely nothing will be achieved. At least I’m well rested.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
And...
I was correct about that mushroom cloud rising over the Cumberland Plateau. I just had no clue that the coach was also the bombardier. BOOM!
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Jan 13, 2010 7:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Kyle, I think you may have to find a new word...
as Kiffinfreude sounds very much (exactly, actually) like kiffenfreude…which would mean joy from being smoking marijuana. What about Lanevergnuegen?
by hailtogeorgia on Jan 13, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
That, of course, should read simply...
joy from smoking marijuana…no “being” necessary.
by hailtogeorgia on Jan 13, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
It will not shock you to learn that I had no idea there was such a word . . .
. . . but I think that makes it absolutely perfect.
Seriously, if I told you Lane Kiffin smoked pot with Al Davis, Mike Hamilton, or Mike Garrett the day before being hired at Oakland, Tennessee, and USC (which I am not telling you, by the way), wouldn’t that make more sense than whatever the truth is?
“Dude, I could totally coach your football team! Just don’t tell my dad I smoke pot, O.K.?”
Go 'Dawgs!
Well, I won't tell you that such a word...
exists in the dictionary, but I assure you that no one would have trouble understanding what you meant if you said it to them. I think your example is perfect! I’ve thought from the outset that it was funny that his last name is a homonym for the german verb “kiffen” meaning “to smoke pot”…and that word, I assure you, is in the dictionary.
by hailtogeorgia on Jan 13, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
Epic.
I had no idea such a word existed, either. This coincidence is… just… epic.
by vineyarddawg on Jan 13, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
okay, so that link didn't work, let's try this
by hailtogeorgia on Jan 13, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
DS is becoming an educational site.
Excellent.
"If we score, we may win. If they never score, we'll never lose."
-Erk Russell
by DavetheDawg on Jan 13, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
I just figured it out...
Lane Kiffin’s win over Georgia is like that one fifth-grader on the playground who would sneak up behind you, rabbit punch you really hard, then run like hell because he knows you’ll kill him if you catch him.
Middle school supplies plenty of good similes for Kiffygate.
Tennessee: Take Mike Leach...
….puhleeeeze. Leach is so arrogant, he’ll think the Kiffen move was actually done FOR him.
Will the SEC now try to schedule more PAC-10 games just to get the chance
To show Laney how much we miss him?
Between flying out to ASU and to Oregon in a couple of years, I'd say we've done our part.
I think Florida should start pulling their weight. I believe they have some open dates before the WLOCP for just such an occasion.
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