When the movie "Twister" came out more years ago than I would care to count, my now-brother-in-law told me the moral of the movie was, "Get the hell out of Oklahoma." Considering that he and I will be heading to Oklahoma in eleven days, I'm made a bit nervous by that memory (as well as infuriated by the fact that Helen Hunt's tank top did not win "Best Supporting Garment," the most unpardonable Oscar snub this side of Uga not being nominated for "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil").

Anyway, the moral of this story is, "Stay the hell out of Canada." Learn that lesson while waiting an extra couple of days for the release of the preseason BlogPoll.

Go 'Dawgs!