Late Night Dawg Bites: Orson Swindle/Yankee Stadium/Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx Edition
The season is almost upon us and the steady rush of events is starting to pick up steam as we move inexorably forward towards the glorious vortex of college football season. Accordingly, you may have missed a datum or two, so here are a few points well worth your time to ponder:
- If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you probably need to check your e-mail. This certainly was the case for me on Wednesday morning, when MaconDawg gave me a call at the office to say, "Did you know that Orson Swindle is joining SB Nation?" In point of fact, I had not known that---I still need to get caught up on my e-mail, by the way---but it turns out it’s true, so welcome, Spencer Hall! (For the record, I believe he was the blogger to be named later in the Matt Hinton trade.)
- While I was on the phone with him, MaconDawg (who is, as if you didn’t know, a veritable font of information) told me that maybe, just maybe, the Bulldogs might arrange a home-and-home with the Army Black Knights for a decade or so down the road. The intriguing part about this is the fact that the likely venue for the away game is Yankee Stadium. While MaconDawg justifiably is worried about losing the ability to ridicule Notre Dame for scheduling the Coast Guard Academy, I like the return to past practices. Back in the day, Georgia played a number of games at major league baseball stadiums, including contests against the NYU Violets in Yankee Stadium in the 1930s.
- To his credit, Year2 was able to remove his orange-and-blue-colored glasses and acknowledge the excessiveness of the Tim Tebow media fawning, but he still thinks we should set partisanship aside and enjoy the final season in one of the great collegiate careers we have ever seen from a football player. In January, I’m going to acknowledge that Year2 is absolutely right and express my regret that I didn’t listen to him when I could and should have. In the meantime, though, I’m going to hope he fumbles every snap and gets sacked on every play. No, I don’t want the kid to get hurt, but I’m rooting for a "senior slump."
- Although Paul Westerdawg beat me to the punch, it bears repeating that the Sports Illustrated cover jinx is alive and well and is now living, inter alia, in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Evidently, this is the first time the Oklahoma St. Cowboys have been unlucky enough to make the front cover of the magazine, which means they are well and truly doomed. This, by the way, brings us to our pertinent poll question, which is posited below.
Just for what it’s worth, I promised knowshon loves legos I’d address the latest developments on the ESPN/SEC deal, which should be forthcoming by the weekend. Stay tuned, and, in the meantime, keep up the great work over in the fanposts.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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I don't know that I'm rooting for a senior slump
In fact, I think I would like very much for Tebow to have a fantastic year. He’s a great Christian young man, driven, and is generally one of the “good guys,” as much as I hate to admit as much about a Gator. (I hate Florida.)
I hope Tebow has a magnificent season, marred only by one unfortunate game in which he gets sacked 7 or more times and gives up at least 2 turnovers. It will, undoubtedly, not really be his fault, since his line will get dominated in this game and his receivers will simply not be able to stand up to the challenge of the defensive backs covering them. Nonetheless, it will be the inevitable solitary black mark on a fantastic season for him.
Final score of this game: Georgia 38, Florida 17. I hate Florida.
by vineyarddawg on Aug 13, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am
I’m alread convinced we’re going to beat Florida this year regardless, but imagine the glory that victory could carry if Tebow does enjoy a senior slump. This would likely entail at least 2 more SEC losses somewhere along the way, and guess who could be there to take advantage of it? Your 2009 Georgia Bulldogs. Granted, that’s a heck of a slump to hope for.
by Ben In Georgia on Aug 13, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming
your score prediction takes into account several defensive TDs against our offense…..
by skigator93 on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's too far in advance to be making predictions that specific
I’ll just say that Georgia gets to that score by doing, “Whatever it takes.”
by vineyarddawg on Aug 13, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking
that our defense isn’t likely to give up 38 to anyone this season.
by skigator93 on Aug 13, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with your first paragaph, vineyarddawg
Last night, when I called in to EDSBS Live, Peter Bean asked me that very question (“How much do you hate Tim Tebow?”) and I couldn’t bring myself to swing at that pitch. I put him in the same category with Peyton Manning and Danny Wuerffel: I didn’t like what he did to my team on Saturday afternoons in the autumn, but I couldn’t bring myself to dislike him as a human being, however much the media adulation of him may make me want to puke.
In fact, after Clay Travis’s “Are you saving yourself for marriage?” question at SEC media days, I briefly considered posting that famous picture of Tim with the obviously starstruck well-endowed young lady with a snarky comment along the lines of, “If he’s passing up these sorts of opportunities to save himself for marriage, he’s going to enter into holy wedlock that’s only legal in Vermont.” That thought lurked around in my head for about three seconds before I dismissed it as being in bad taste and a cheap shot at something genuinely admirable.
The guy is the biggest of big men on campus at a time when the Gators are on top of the football world; if he so chose, he could lay more pipe in Gainesville than the Alachua County Water and Sewerage Authority. That he chooses not to do so due to his religious faith and moral beliefs without being preachy or patronizing (he only mentioned it because he was asked a direct question about it) deserves praise, particularly in an era in which far too many professional athletes are far too irresponsible about siring children to whom they are fathers in name only.
Fortunately, before matters got too sappy, Orson Swindle asked me what I thought about Auburn, and we were able to get right back on track with the pure unvarnished hatred.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Aug 13, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For your consideration on the ESPN/SEC deal...
Take a look at this. Very interesting. It’s a UGA beat reporter’s view on the latest deal between UGA and both XOS Digital and ISP. It’s not specifically related to the ESPN deal, but it is related to the issue concerning media rights within the SEC (as discussed here and here on Dr. Saturday). I know I’ve seen several comments about it by David Hale on his blog as well, and he does not seem thrilled by the latest handcuffs placed on the “old media” by the SEC. I know knowshon loves legos’ request was specific to the ESPN/SEC contract, but I’d love to hear your take on the SEC’s latest media stranglehold. It warranted more than one post on Dr. Saturday, and David Hale is peeved, so with you being a lawyer, I’d love to hear your take on Steve Patterson’s concerns with his ability to do his job.
by marktheshark on Aug 13, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, marktheshark
I had seen some, though not all, of those pieces, and my focus will be strictly on the legal aspects of the new policies; all I could add about the ESPN/SEC contract itself would be to say what you already know: Mike Slive shrewdly used the existence of the Big Ten Network and the mere (and largely idle) threat of an SEC Network to bilk a boatload of money out of the Worldwide Leader, to the greater betterment of mankind.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on Aug 13, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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