Oklahoma State Cowboys Fans Need to Read More Greek Plays

by T Kyle King on Jul 28, 2009 5:30 PM EDT in Football

The word has come down from David Hale that the Cowboys are feeling cocky:

Despite growing doubt nationally about the Cowboys, they announce their presence with authority, handing Georgia a 21-point defeat to open the season.

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about that passage from beat writer Scott Wright sounds strangely familiar. Let’s see . . . where might I have heard it before? Oh, I’ve got it. I read it here:

September 2nd: Georgia Newspapers Report:
Well it is a sad start to 2007 Georgia Bulldog Football. What began with lofty expectations has taken a huge setback with early season loss. OSU's Head Gunslinger Coach Mike Gundy brought his Posse to town and handed the Dawgs an early season Pavlovian training session. Cowboys Stun Dawgs in this SEC-Big 12 match up. 42-24. Before the game began, tell me if you knew who Bobby Reid (QB) and Adarius Bowman (WR) were? I am sure they are now imprinted into your brain. Surely we know that SEC football is a step ahead of the Big 12 top to bottom, but in this early season example, OSU continues to deny that stance. They finished off Alabama in a mediocre bowl last year and now they come to town and put choke collars on the Dawgs. If anyone is missing their pet, please call the city Dog Pound at 1-800-got-beat!

Anybody remember how that worked out for Oklahoma State last time?

Go ‘Dawgs!

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So you are implying that Mike Gundy will kill his father, marry his mother, and then blind himself? If so I like it.

by crane on Jul 28, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions

If that comes to pass . . .

. . . the press conference will be YouTube gold.

“I’m a man! I’m my own stepfather! I’m 40! I can’t see!”

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Jul 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions

The Odyssey by Homer (sorry for the pun)

Starring:

Mike Gundy as Odysseus

T. Boone Pickens as Penelope

The OSU football team as The Crew

Plot Summary;

While trying to return victorious to his stunning bride, Penelope (Pickens), Odysseus (Gundy) manages to get his entire crew killed.

Behold, this year's College Gameday Sign:

"Joe Cox -- He circumcises ANGELS!"

by RedCrake on Jul 28, 2009 10:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

The pun makes it.

by NCT on Jul 29, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions

So... wait... let's think about this.

This ignoble beat reporter thinks the ’pokes are going to whup Georgia, beat the snot out of Texas, and beat Oklahoma… but lose to Baylor?

I’ll have some of what Mr. Wright is having… seems to be working pretty well for him.

by vineyarddawg on Jul 28, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions

Really?

Read and OSU fans in the same sentence? That’s a bit of a stretch. (Also defense and OSU team in the same sentence…you guys are going to kill them—by at least 14 points.

by Watchman on Jul 29, 2009 3:00 AM EDT reply actions