Kansas recruit Bryce Brown, widely hailed as a legend in his own mind, has chosen to play football at the University of Tennessee. At least until the investigation of Brian Butler hits paydirt, or he decides he can make more money somewhere else (by which I mean Brown. Or Butler. Maybe both). Just what Kiffykins needs: his very own T.O.I.T. (Terrell Owens in training). Hooray!

A word of advise, Bryce. When Crompton throws the fade route, think twice about laying out for it. You have your future (and Brian Butler's) to consider.

I'm going to go take a shower now.