Urban Meyer confirms he plans to play QB for Minnesota Vikings
Urban Meyer knows that coaching might kill him, and yet he chooses to coach. We he keels over dead in the 4th quarter of next year's LSU game, it will be like Crockodile Hunter Steve Irwin filming a special entitled "The Oceans Deadliest Creatures" and being killed by one of them. You feel bad for him, but it's not like he didn't know what he was getting into. I hate Florida. Damnit.
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Did you know that Meyer was drafted by the Braves out of high school?
It didn’t work out though – he kind of sucked and decided to enroll in college and play some football.
Didn't know that
That ranks right up there with Fidel Castro failing at his tryout to become a professional pitcher in American baseball and turning instead to leading a communist revolution in Cuba among the regrettable failures of would-be diamond stars.
Go 'Dawgs!
Fidel does change reports of his health and his ability to be the lead tyrant on a regular basis........just saying
"Sometimes, you just can't get rid of a bomb." - batman
Most excellent
I would feel badly about that joke, but Orson Swindle (good-naturedly, of course) made a joke comparing Georgia fans to Nazis when I saw him at Tent City after the Auburn game, so it’s only fair for us to call them damned dirty communists.
Go 'Dawgs!
That made me laugh out loud
while on vacation and not in a texting sort of way either.
"Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink- under any circumstances." Mark Twain
I thought it was pretty funny as well
It’s all good in this context….now how many years did it take the rest of the world to overthrow Castro? what? 50 years and he’s still calling the shots?!
Sweet. Pass me another championship cigar, and please make it a Cuban!
Which may explain . . .
. . . why the CIA wasn’t able to assassinate Castro.
That did produce a couple of good William F. Buckley spy novels, though.
Go 'Dawgs!

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