I Feel Brian Cook's Pain
Well, not his specific pain, of course. Given the metaphor he (aptly) chose to use, I should be quite clear upon that point.
However, Brian Cook awoke on Saturday morning 100 per cent convinced that the right guy was leading his alma mater's football program, proceeded to watch his team get thumped by an orange-and-blue-clad conference rival that had known the shame and ignominy of being coached by Ron Zook, and came out of it thinking, "It's no longer crazy to think this may not work out after all."
I'm right there with you, brother. I told you we were more alike than different.
Go 'Dawgs!
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T Kyle King
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I read through pretty much that entire back and forth...
…maybe with the exception of a couple links. But that was a nice exchange.
Can I ask you something about your writing? Are you more of a stream of consciousness writer? Or do you plan what you are going to write, write it, edit it, and then post. I’m hypothesizing that you are the former just because you are bill simmons-esque in your prolificity (I know “prolificity” isn’t a word, but it should be). And, as a practicing attorney, I can’t imagine you have much more than about an hour a day to put out a post.
I am myself a practicing attorney, but a relative neophyte in the game. From my experience, though, writing a blog post is much more fun because you can go stream-of-consciousness. And some — or even most — of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced were produced very quickly and with very little forethought. In other words, don’t think, just write. And then i’ll look back at it, and wonder why I would ever depart from such a strategy.
Here is why. Legal writing. I find it to be much more structured, much more time consuming, and much more time intensive on both the macro and micro level. In other words, the overall structure of the argument must of course be sound. And then you’ve got those pesky cites….oh, and the bluebook.
So, I have thrown a lot at you in ths comment, but I guess the essence of what I am asking is whether you adopt two different styles of writing, e.g., one for work, another for blogging. And, if so, is it easy for you to switch back and forth.
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Eric Berry is better at football than you.
I can appreciate the penning of such an invective while in an agitated state of mind.
Most of all, however, I’m thankful that neither you nor he mentioned Wilford Brimley.
What I penned was neither invective nor written in an agitated state of mind
It is difficult to be eloquent in the comments section. I am guilty of more typos, grammatical mistakes, nonsensical statements, and inexplicably omitted words in SBNation comments than anywhere else I write. I have no idea why this little comment box does it to me, but it does.
With that being said, I don’t know how you could read what I wrote as anything other than an an acknowledgment that TKK writes exceptionally good prose and writes a lot of it. Hence, the Bill Simmons reference. I can’t think of a more prolific sports writer than Simmons, and yet his stuff if very very good (even if it used to be better).
My question to Kyle is about how he approaches the writing process. I ask because he writes well. Now, granted, I would not hesitate to send Scoop Jackson or Mike Freeman an email asking about how they write…except my email would be dripping with sarcasm, because they write like remedial fourth graders. Here it isn’t.
So, sorry vineyarddawg if you misinterpreted me. Hopefull all is now crystal clear.
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Eric Berry is better at football than you.
Is it not possible to do a paragraph break in a comment. Here is a test.
I enjoyed a delicious chicken biscuit from Wendy’s on the way into work today. The Wendy’s chicken biscuit is sufficient, and is really the only practical option for me given its proximity to my place. But man oh man do I miss the Mcgriddle.
For those of you who have not ordered a delectable sausage, egg, and cheese Mcgriddle from McDonalds are depriving yourselves of the most delectable goodness that has ever been cooked and served in these United States….or maybe anywhere.
The Mcgriddle is essentially a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit, except that you take away the biscuit breading, and replace with pancake breading. Oh, and I’m not done. This isn’t just any pancake breading, it is cinnamony pancake breading. You will never know pure bliss until you try your first McGriddle breakfast sandwich from McDonalds. Life changng.
And yes, I don’t have a McDonalds near my place. So I settle for the chicken biscuit. And dream of better days.
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Nope
I wrote that out as four paragraphs with two spaces between paragraphs.
We have a glitch in the system.
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I believe you're right
I’m sure it’s part of the “refresh,” and it will be ironed out. Your patience is appreciated.
Oddly enough, when I left a comment this morning, my paragraph breaks didn’t show up for me . . . but your paragraph breaks are showing up for me, as, evidently, they are not for you. In any case, I apologize for the inconvenience.
Also, I may be wrong, but I believe vineyarddawg’s comment referred to Brian Cook and me, not to you and me. I was confused at first, too, because his comment followed yours, but I don’t think it was in reply to yours, since it wasn’t indented underneath yours. I may be misreading him, but, since you’re obviously right that your comment contained no invective, I think vineyarddawg was referencing Brian’s post-Illinois posting and my post-Florida posting.
As for your initial question, you’re basically right. It’s not straight stream-of-consciousness, and there often is some planning to it, but it’s never as meticulously orchestrated as my legal writing. (It wouldn’t be much of an outlet if it was no different from what I do for a living!)
A lot of it depends upon timing. If I’m sitting down in the evening to write a post for that evening, it largely develops as it goes, and any patterns that emerge are as likely to be accidental as planned. I proofread everything before posting it, but my edits usually are to correct grammatical or spelling errors rather than to change fundamentally the point being made.
Saturday night’s posting, though, was more the product of reflection, largely out of necessity. It was a 3:30 game that ended while Halloween was in full swing. There was candy to be given out, and, shortly after the game was over, my wife brought our kids home from trick-or-treating. The usual bath-and-bedtime routine was uppermost on the agenda before I could begin writing about the game, but, of course, the game was fresh on my mind, so I wound up carrying a pen and a piece of paper in my pocket to jot down thoughts as they occurred to me. What ended up on the web later that evening largely had been written in my head before I ever sat down at my computer.
Thanks for the question, kidbourbon . . . I appreciate both your interest and the excuse you gave me to think through something I’d never really considered in detail. By the way . . . I also regret our earlier run-ins over your team’s head coach, whom I still dislike, but who obviously at least knows enough to recruit the right players and hire the right assistant coaches to have his team headed in a much better direction than my team now is. I continue to reserve the right to rip on Lane Kiffin for his ill-considered comments, but, like Les Miles before him, he is showing me more than I expected. (Please point out to Holly, however, that the foregoing did not constitute a 4,000-word apology.)
All right, lunch break’s over . . . back to the legal work!
Go 'Dawgs!
Yes.
I was referring to Brian Cook’s posting, not yours, kidbourbon. Sorry for any confusion.
The “neither you nor he” was “neither Brian nor Kyle,” and was a weak joke anyway.
No need for regrets
Our earlier run-ins were some good back-and-forth, and sparked a lively summertime debate that distracted me from the depressing reality of baseball season (I hate baseball).
Your reservation of the right to rip Kiffin is noted. And I actually encourage you to exercise that right liberally. If opposing fanbases still actively hate Kiffin in a year or two, that is probably good news for me. Nobody seemed to really hate Fulmer too much at the tail end of his career (exception: bama fans; reasons: obvious). I guess mediocrity rarely breeds hatred.
I agree with your point about Kiffin’s assistants. From the word go, I thought the strongest basis for believing he would (will) do well is that he surrounded himself with very competent coaches. By doing that, I think he put himself in a position to succeed.
And, finally…I would tell Holly, but I don’t really know her. We were at UT at the same time, and we actually have a mutual friend…but I am pretty sure we have never met each other (I have little doubt, though, that she is substantially awesome given the substantial awesomeness of her sbnation tagline).
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