Just so that no one forgets, I am the foul mouthed Sean Connery to Urban "Feminine Product" Meyer's Alex Trebeck in a collegiate smack down version of Celebrity Jeopardy .  So without further delay:  Suck it Meyer!  Coaching issues aside, it is time to man the ramparts, drink some fine single malt scotch, don your finest red and black, and  once again lead the gallant but futile in 16 of the last 19 years charge against the jort wearing, ass clown loving, blue and orange clad turds to the south.  We can rid ourselves of Willie another day, let us waste Gators today.  "We roll tonight to the guitar bite, yeah, yeah, Stand up and be counted for what you are about to recieve, we are the dealers, we'll give you everything you need, hail, hail to the good times cause wrong is got the right of way...for those about to rock we salute you!  I do desperately hope we are going to put a beating on old Urban "I'd rather rub a gator, and play like a champion than bark like a fool" Meyer and his boys so bad they can write it off on their taxes in January.  

Fun Facts:  Did you know that Urban Meyer is the only douche on the planet large enough to be visible from space?                        True statement.