More good luck from a familiar Vols fan

by kidbourbon on Oct 30, 2009 1:53 PM EDT Comment 28 comments

Kyle and gang,

This weekend I am on your team. Disregard anything I may have written prior to this fanpost about the Georgia Bulldogs. Mere jest.

In reality, your beloved Dawgs are a fabulously wealthy man's Tennessee, Arkansas, and LSU all rolled into one (think, Mark Cuban version). As such, they will succeed where the aforementioned programs have fallen short. They will beat the gators. And I will be smiling for days -- possibly weeks -- just because that is how much I hate Urban Meyer.

So go forth young dawgs. May you deliver the crisp right cross that lands squarely on the chin of the formidable but weary heavyweight champion. May the champ go tumbling to the canvas like a tree struck by lightning. And may I then get all schadenfreudey and watch every second of the post-game press conference, rubbing my hands together in evil delight.

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Thanks, kidbourbon

You’re good people.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Oct 30, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah -- The last two FanPosts have actually raised my opinion of the computer literate Vol fans considerably...

The enemy of my enemy is my friend I suppose.

I want every college football fan in America to be as miserable as I am.

by RedCrake on Oct 30, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think we should call today

SchadenFriday in honor of the strong showing by the Vol nation.

by first and thom on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This bears repeating

I hate Florida.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love it.....

All these Vol fans are the same guys who were cheering and dancing around in Rocky Top glee while UT was laying the wood to your beloved Dawgs just a few weeks ago and then screaming “All Hail Kiffin!” as their boob of a coach proclaimed that UGA was actually UT’s biggest rival, thus making him “the defeater of our biggest rival.”

Beware – with the Vols wishes of schadenfreudey comes the karma of Lane Kiffin….a karma so powerfully negative that a 450 lb lineman can block 2 kicks in one game.

I understand where they are coming from though – I am rooting for the ’Cocks this weekend,

by skigator93 on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But that's the fun!

You know you’re a real fan when you’ll take a schadenfreude victory when all else fails! I’m sure you smiled when the glandular mass that is Terrance Cody blocked those field goals. But, that’s ok! It’s normal. Just means you’re a true SEC fan! I would wish you luck tomorrow, but….I..uh..just can’t. But, I hope it is a safe game. That’s something, right!

To Strive, To Seek, To Find, and Not to Yield.

by mike2ray on Oct 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Last week was tough

I usually root against Bama AND UT….

That said, I do always root for SEC teams in OOC play….yes, even Tennessee.

by skigator93 on Oct 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

As do I!

Wow. Common ground between TN and FL. Someone call the State Department so we can give them some pointers on the middle-east peace process! Ha!

To Strive, To Seek, To Find, and Not to Yield.

by mike2ray on Oct 30, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a clever ruse to get them to come to Gainesville for a sit-down

At which point we… well… perhaps I’ve said too much.

by delicious.crab on Oct 30, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We know, we know

Why do you think I’m so adamant about keeping the game in Jacksonville?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Oct 30, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why do I hear

The Pointer Sisters singing “We Are SEC, I got all my rivals and me”???

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't know, but

the song would sound a lot more familiar, I’d think, if it were Sister Sledge instead of the Pointer Sisters.

by NCT on Oct 30, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

whichever

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't mean to be a jackass ...

I’m just a fact-checker by nature. Your sentiment was well-placed and appreciated.

by NCT on Oct 30, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Both

groups actually sang the song, but for my age, Pointer Sisters is more likely who I heard :) Pick whichever group you like, I’m still working on the rest of the lyrics….and now that I have Koolaid to help……….it oughta go smoother…..

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Y'all help out now

This is what I got so far:

We are SEC
Any other conference is weak
We are SEC
Get up everybody and sing

(I know clearly I need more Koolaid)

Disclaimer – I am no longer responsible for anything I might say or do for the rest of the evening.

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Koolaid impairment....

We are SEC
Clearly our refs can’t see
We are SEC
but they’ll fine or suspend your boo-ty…

by Dawgrees on Oct 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who's going to sing this song . . .

. . . Sister Slive?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Oct 30, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

how about

the B52’s? =)

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PS

me thinks you need more Koolaid TKK…….

by podunkdawg on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

with further Koolaid assistance...

We are SEC
Any other conference is weak
We are SEC
Our refs call weird penalties

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Or.......

We are SEC
Any other conference is weak
We are SEC
We’ve got the best rivalries

by podunkdawg on Oct 31, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Why are we talking about the Pointer Sisters and Sister Sledge when we could be talking about...

How much we hate Florida! I know I do, and so do you. Urban Meyer is a feminine hygiene product! See Kyle I can clean up my language when ladies are present. Go Dawgs! GATA!!!!

I think Erk Russell could have kicked Clint Eastwood and John Wayne's butts with a corn cob and one hand tied behind his back. GATA!

by AeroDawg on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's all I asked, AeroDawg

The creative use of euphemism is the sign of sharp mind. :)

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i told y'all it was the koolaid

by podunkdawg on Oct 31, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh well

Maybe you UT fans can jump on the Vandy train next weekend….

by skigator93 on Oct 31, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I was on the Vandy train earlier today

It didn’t help.

I would congratulate you, skigator93, but, at this point, it can’t be much different to you from a win over Kentucky.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Oct 31, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rooting for Vandy

One of my law school roommates went to Vandy undergrad. I would root for Vandy with him when they were on (those rare occasions). It was a very painful experience. They were just good enough to get their fans to believe, before tearing out their hearts down the stretch…..week after week.

by skigator93 on Nov 1, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs