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This is an interesting week, isn't it? If you're like me (and your patronage on this blog indicates that you indeed are) you want to beat Florida with every fiber of your being. I've gone on record as saying that, as a Georgia fan who came of age as a football spectator in the 1990's, Florida is the UGA rival whom I most despise. In much the same way that Kyle's formative experiences with Pat Dye's Auburn teams shaped his views on all things Plainsman, my experiences with Spurrier-led Gator squads inclined me toward bileous Gator hatred from the word go. To put things succinctly, we could be up on Florida 45-0 with 15 seconds left on the clock and I would still want to put it in the endzone one more time. And then I would want us to attempt an onside kick. And then I'd want Urban Meyer to catch ebola from the silverback gorilla that mauled him on the way into the lockerroom. During this one week of the year there is nothing that I want more than for the Georgia Bulldogs to beat Florida.

However, I have absolutely no objective rationale for thinking that this Georgia Bulldog team which has been erratic at best and putrid at worst has any hope of sneaking up on Florida. True, Urban's boys have posted a series of lackluster performances over the past 3 weeks. If you've watched the Florida Gators recent efforts against LSU, Arkansas and Mississippi State you may have found yourself thinking (though not daring to say aloud) "Hey, we may have a chance on Saturday." After all, Tim Tebow is frustrated, and the offense he captains looks kind of out of sorts. Brandon Spikes has some flavor of lower extremity injury that he may or may not have suffered in a football game (alternate causality? Dry humping a wild boar he'd just chased down at his summer place outside Budapest after mistaking it for Knowshon Moreno).

The Gators are preparing for Georgia after hard fought games in which they didn't get to rest a lot of starters, and had to take the dreaded midnight flight back from Starkville, which is never a good way to jumpstart your new week of preparation for SEC football. Granted, the secondary which I believe to be the strength of this Gator squad shut down Ryan Mallett a lot more convincingly than we did. And, granted, there is nothing in either's prior history that makes me believe that Prince Miller has a prayer of making an open field tackle on Tim Tebow. But the luster is off this Gator squad. They're really good, especially on defense, but they no longer appear unbeatable. There are some cracks there. So much so that Orson Swindle/Spencer Hall just doesn't know what to believe anymore. He also thinks, by the way,  that Lavelle Edwards's wives are doing a swell job of upkeep on the former BYU coach (if you're curious, the secret is regular oil changes, only using the premium petrol, and not driving him above 55). But that part's beside the point.

As DavetheDawg wisely notes, there are a lot of things that have to fall into place for the 'Dawgs to pull an unbelievable upset in Jacksonville. I'm not certain everything will go just as we need it to, but stranger things have happened. Former University of Texas golf coach (and unlicensed though highly effective sports psychologist) Harvey Penick was fond of saying that some golfers are optimistic and others are confident. The difference is that the confident golfer has hit any given shot before and thinks he can do it again. The optimistic golfer has never hit the shot he must, but nevertheless believes there's a chance it will happen.

This week, I'm an optimist. I'm optimistic that the latest iteration of our offensive line, which moves Clint Boling back to the left tackle slot where he excelled last season, will allow us to run the ball just well enough. I'm optimistic that Caleb King will run tough and seize the starting tailback job, and that Mike Bobo, with a week to exercise his strategic muscles will call the game of his life. I'm optimistic that Tim Tebow will continue to focus on Aaron Hernandez and Riley Cooper to the exclusion of other options and that Emanuel Moody will put the ball on the ground. Actually, I suppose I'm more confident than optimistic about that last one.

But you get the idea. Hope springs eternal. You just have to drink the Kool-Aid. Which reminds me, the last time we drank the Kool-Aid things turned out rather well along the banks of the St. John's River. It's and oldy but goody which I hope will carry the same mojo it did the last time we beat Vanderbilt, followed it with a strong performance against "Bye" and then decamped to Jacksonville. The Bulldog Kool-Aid:

3 teaspoons of cherry kool-aid powder, 3 ounces of rum, and 6 ounces (half a can) of mountain dew. Mix it up, add ice and enjoy. If you're headed to the coast, stay safe and have fun. Until tomorrow . . .

Go 'Dawgs!

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Rennie Curran Kool-Aid for me

A shot of Golden Grain with a splash of Coke.

It’s short, it’s dark, and it will knock you on your ass.

I hate Florida.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 29, 2009 12:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, the reason I'm confident, not optimistic

1985 gives us reason to be confident. It’s happened before, and will happen again on Saturday.

I hate Florida.

by vineyarddawg on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the past 2 weeks or more, I have said aloud

that good things are going to happen in Jacksonville. And, I really was gettting into MaconDawg’s post until he wrote about being “optimistic that Caleb King will run tough”. Sorry, there ain’t enough liquor or optimism on this planet to make me think Caleb King is even capable of running tough, much less than he will accomplish that feat. Florida’s defense is the best in the SEC, with UT and ALA tied for a close second. I have a lot of hope based primarily on the open date UGA enjoyed__stats show that is a major factor in this series. But, alas___Martinez is still the DC and our Jones and Evans still can’t tackle and our corners still can’t cover__even UF’s subpar (for them) receivers. I want to take the 15 1/2 points and the Dawgs, but I know I’d just be betting my heart.

by Jujdog on Oct 29, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as a Gator alum, i'd say this:

on the one hand, I tend to think that the Gators will win this one. I think they’re a better team this year. that said, recently, they’ve seemed less like a football team than a monkey with a .45 in one hand and a bottle in the other. dangerous, yes, but to whom?

so I’d look again at that 15 1/2 there.

by delicious.crab on Oct 29, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear MaconDawg

1. Should that be previously unsweetened koolaid powder or previously sweetened?
2. Should I start drinking tonight – if not when should the drinking begin?
3. When should the drinking end, if it should end at all?

As they say in Cajun country – Laissez les bon temps rouler!!!!!!!!

GO DAWGS!

by podunkdawg on Oct 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In order . . .

1) previously sweetened
2) as soon as you put down the car keys, your hunting rifle and any small children.
3) that depends entirely on Bryan Evans and Reshad Jones. I’d stock up.

by MaconDawg on Oct 30, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

having put down

the keys, the rifle & the small children – Bottoms Up!

by podunkdawg on Oct 30, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why you dawggin' on Moody?

…and that Emanuel Moody will put the ball on the ground. Actually, I suppose I’m more confident than optimistic about that last one

Moody has been an absolute beast in SEC play and I believe he’s our only player who hasn’t put the ball on the ground. The only thing holding Moody back right now is Corch Meyers and Adazzio’s “Tebow Dive” offense. If he ever got enough carries, he might begin looking like a faster Errict Rhett.

by skigator93 on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Since when do I need a reason?

Just kidding. Actually I think he put one on the ground against Arkansas that was recovered by the Gators, and I’m fairly certain he fumbled in the first quarter against Troy (albeit with a very wet ball). Though I could be wrong. And I watched him enough last season to expect a regression to the mean eventually.

by MaconDawg on Oct 30, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct on Troy

But I don’t think he’s fumbled since, as everything we dropped against Arky bounced to a Razorback player like steel to a magnet! He only got a couple carries tonight too. But maybe an injured Rainey will open the door for him.

by skigator93 on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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