13 Ways To Beat The Gators

I’m not a UGA fan, but I will be pulling for you guys this Saturday because I really want Tebow to lose. I think you might have a shot at the mighty Gators and here are 13 things you could do to win the game. Good Luck!! The whole world wants you to win. 

#1- No celebrating in the end zone, on the sidelines, or anywhere within 100 yards of the stadium.

#2- Throw 30 passes to AJ Green.

#3- Let AJ Green run from the wildcat.

#4- Let AJ Green play defense.

#5- Let AJ Green lead the team prayer.

#6- Get AJ Green to date the ref’s daughter.

#7- Whatever you do, do not get in a UF receivers face or accidently run into anyone wearing orange and blue away from the ball even if the play is still going on. That will cost you, just ask Arkansas.

#8- See if AJ Green can convince CBS to put a camera on the goal line so you can get a good view of when the ball does or does not cross the plane. (See MSU)

#9- Lobby the SEC office to get ref’s from the ACC for this game. Especially Miami and Florida State grads.

#10- Hold up a sign on the sidelines that says "Hey Tebow, just throw it right here!"

#11- Get AJ Green’s sister to go out with Riley Cooper and thus mess up the "chemistry" between Tebow and his roommate.

#12- Get Gary Danielson to request Tebow do a circumcision on the sidelines at halftime for the cameras to show off his many talents. If there are no volunteers, draft Riley Cooper.

#13-Confuse the Gators by the way the score is kept. For example rather than saying 28-0 have them say 28-Love.