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Over/Under for 10/24/09 with Apologies to MaconDawg

a, 42,1__The number of times play by play men / sideline girlies / color commentators / analysts and their cohorts, led by Mark May, will use the term "trickeration" . Wouldn't "trickery" be more correct, at least outside the inner cities?

b. 57.1__The number of times play by play men / sideline girlies / color commentators / analysts and their cohorts, led by Craig James, will use the phrase "pin their/his ears back." Wouldn't that REALLY hurt?

c. 1899.1__The number of times play by play men / sideline girlies / color commentators / analysts and their cohorts, without any leadership, will use the word "wild" followed by a word like "cat", "hog", "rebel", etc. in describing a formation in which someone other than the starting quarterback for a team will take a direct snap from the center.

You will have to excuse me now for I have to go to the coffee shop to "conversate" with some friends before the games. Aloha.




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