…but will he bring the Bumpas hounds with him? Ralphie’s old man wouldn’t like that.

worth a slow clap.

insert slow clapping here

 Apropo of nothing, I would also like for us to hire June Jones as a special offensive consultant, but I’m afraid we’d run and shoot our eye out.

anyone named Dick Bumpas has got to carry a chip on his shoulder. And some of the shoulder’s on our current staff are in some need of some serious chips.

I’d hire him for his name alone.

Some interesting stats to consider.

hold last year’s Utah squad to 13 unless they borrowed Plaxico Burress’s sweatpants and he left the gun in them. Those are pretty consistently low point totals, and I don’t think they’re giving up a lot this year either, though I haven’t looked up the numbers.

I think tomorrow night’s TCU/BYU game is going to be televised here in Georgia with a 7:30 start. Might be interesting to flip over and see what Bumpas-ball looks like. I’m of course hoping that Willie Martinez’s defense throws shutouts the rest of the way. But I am, you know, just curious about how other defenses are doing . . .

I’m just saying…