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Cocktail Thursday: Alabama Edition.

In case you haven't noticed, in the words of Wayne and Garth, it is definitely "Game On!" for this weekend's matchup  against the Crimson Tide.

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    • Some Alabama players have trumpeted their own gridiron virtue by contrasting their style to that displayed in a  game we won last year that they didn't even play in (if you're scoring at home, the Tide were off the weekend of the Cocktail Party, while preparing to embark on a losing streak that would have made Mike Shula woozy).
    • Like every strength and conditioning coach I've ever met, Alabama dumbbell manager Scott Cochran has trouble expressing his excitement without expletives.
    • Nick Saban's modeling the latest in "Bama's Black!!!" attire, and Evil Richt has emerged from his lair beneath the Butts-Mehre Building.
    • College Gameday is coming to our Cit-aaay, where two top ten teams will face off in primetime with the winner solidifying it's hopes of being in the National Championship discussion during the meat of the conference season.

It really would be impossible for me to get you any more jacked up for this game than you already are. So, instead, I'm going to do something that I don't usually do on Cocktail Thursday. Instead of focusing on a player or unit who will need to perform, I'm going to focus on the team's overall mindset.

There are some outstanding units that will battle during Saturday's game. It starts in the pressbox, where Kirby Smart and Mike Bobo know each others' tendencies, philosophies and personel very, very well. Many forget that it was Smart who recruited a talented running back to Athens back in 2006 by the name of Knowshon Rockwell Moreno. Our offense against their defense is going to be a chessmatch.

All eyes are also going to be on the matchup of the freshman receivers, A.J. Green and Alabama's Julio Jones. Jones got the nod from many as the top recruit in the country last season, but so far it's Green who's put up the superior numbers. Jones will be a matchup problem for our corners, and it will be interesting to see how much Green's emergence opens up the running game and the underneath passing attack. If the teams' rushing offense and defense trends hold up, this one could come down to who makes a big play in the passing game. I'm looking at you, J.P. Wilson. You'd know that if you'd brush the hair out of your eyes.

There's also the mixed weightclass bout between Alabama's large defensive front (including 375-ish pound DT Terrance Cody) and the slippery tailback who'll be wearing #24. I very much like the idea of Knowshon out in space against Alabama's defense, but we'll talk more about that tomorrow.

But when it comes right down to it, Saturday's game is just going to be about proving that, man for man, we're just a better football team. Alabama comes in with a lot of swagger, hyped up like they've been financing Jimmy Johns' education, and believing that they cannot lose. More and more, I think this is a game that will not be close on the field. Though the score may tell a different story, one way or the other, one team is going to lay an emotional stomping on the other.

I'm talking about the kind of savage, primal beating that leaves a mark. The kind that is emblematic of SEC football. I not only want us to beat Alabama, I want us to, as the old saying goes: "steal their supper, go dancing with their best girl, and drink all their whiskey so they can't forget what happened. "

And their whiskey, at least nominally, is Clyde May's Conecuh Ridge Whiskey. It's not a bourbon, but a 90 proof mash whiskey which is the state spirit of  Alabama. That's appropriate because, like Alabama football, Conecuh Ridge has a past as checkered as a houndstooth hat full of $100 bills. We kid, 'Bama fans, because we like you! At least more than your neighbors from Terry Bowden's School of Creative Roster Financing.

Admittedly, this is largely a symbolic gesture, because if you can put your hands on a bottle of Conecuh Ridge, you'd be the first I know of. The stuff ain't cheap ($40+ a bottle) or plentiful (I'm not certain that it's even still sold in Alabama, though earlier this year it was available in North Carolina). But it's the thought that really counts, after all. Unlike Alabama grads, many of whom couldn't count past 12 if Jeremy Elder held a gun to their heads. Again, we kid, Crimson people. We know you can count at least to 21, because we read your message boards after the Louisiana-Monroe game last year.

In all seriousness, here's to a hard fought game between two proud programs. For the Alabama fans coming to Athens, we hope you have a great time until 7:50 rolls around. And if you have any of Clyde May's stuff, how 'bout you bring it with you? Back tonight with the somewhat delayed Nick Saban unofficial bio. Until then . . .

Go 'Dawgs!!!

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I know I should get over it...

…but “Evil Richt?” Why does that continue to haunt me so?

Dark Richt! DARK! You know, rhymes with “Mark!?”

Too much caffeine today, I guess, but it continues to chap me that “Evil Richt” caught on last year when the obviously wittier alternative (to me, anyway) was abandoned, while I was left to sit in a padded corner, muttering it over and over while I scrawled it onto the wall with my own feces.

Definitely too much caffeine today. Sorry. But seriously, “Dark Richt.” Much better.

by joshmassey on Sep 25, 2008 2:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Ouch

“Again, we kid, Crimson people. We know you can count at least to 21, because we read your message boards after the Louisiana-Monroe game last year.”

Do we get to relive epochs of FAIL that were the Donnan-Goff years if we win? I think I remember lil’ nuggets like
Alabama 31-UGA 0
0–5 against Tennessee, 1–6 against Florida, 2–4–1 against Auburn (for Goff) and
1–4 against Tennessee, 2–3 against Auburn, 1–4 against Florida and 2–3 against Georgia Tech (for Donnan)

by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 25, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   0 recs

Stuck . . .

I think the difference is that 85% of the people responsible for ’Bama’s embarassment at the hands of the Warhawks (or whatever they are, I’m too busy to look it up at the moment) will be taking the field for you this weekend. That perhaps should give you a bit of pause, if not concern.

On the other hand, 85% of the people responsible for us beating you last year weren’t even in junior high school when Jim Donnan walked the sidelines in Athens, and roughly that percentage weren’t even in kindergarten when Ray Goff took the reins. The remaining 15% are coaches, trainers and water girls. If you can’t see the clear distinction, then perhaps there’s a reason you find yourself among the plainsmen . . .

As I’ve said, I don’t usually go in for smacktalk, except for when I do the opposing coach bios. And those are written with tongue planted firmly in cheek. But I do enjoy it on those rare occasions when I do get to turn loose.

by MaconDawg on Sep 25, 2008 3:17 PM EDT   0 recs

not among the Plainsmen

unless, of course, you mean the original Plainsmen (e.g., Cheyenne, Arapaho, Lakota, Omaha, Winnebago, etc)!

It’s going to be an exceptionally low-scoring game predicated on running and stopping the run. All props to knowshon, I like out chances better in that scenario.

by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 25, 2008 10:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And tens of thousands of the same fans who remember the past 20-40 years where Alabama has been “Alabama” and Georgia has been nearly Just Another State School will be there. The last six Logan Young-induced years, where just coincidentally the puppies, boogs, and coonasses have gotten better, are an obvious outlier.

by rtr on Sep 25, 2008 5:47 PM EDT   0 recs

rtr . . .

either you have a keen sense of irony, or, well,I’m just going to leave it at that. Congratulations on your grasp of the ironic.

by MaconDawg on Sep 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT   0 recs

Over the long course of history . . .

. . . Alabama has the most storied tradition in the Southeastern Conference and one of the top three or four most storied traditions in the sport. There is no denying this.

Georgia “Just Another State School,” though? Yeah, just another state school that’s won every existing bowl game older than I am . . . which no other school (including Alabama) has done.

I think rtr is the screen name for Stewart Mandel.

Here’s to a good game Saturday and two fan bases that usually (and ought to) like and respect one another conducting themselves with class, win or lose.

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT   0 recs

You would have thought

that it wouldn’t be possible to get any more jacked up for this game.

You wouldn’t, on the other hand, have thought we’d be contemplating USC’s upset loss to Oregon State.

You would have been wrong on the second count, and it’s entirely possible that because of that, we are now wrong on the first as well.
 
Holy hell, it’s gonna be insane out there.

by RJohn on Sep 26, 2008 5:01 AM EDT   0 recs

USC's impact

USC’s loss will make it tougher for the Tide and help the black-uniformed Dawgs. Georgia will be pumped to return to its No. 1 ranking.
For more, check out www.secfootballinsider.com

by michaelt on Sep 26, 2008 12:27 PM EDT   0 recs

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