Tying One On.
The open comment threads here at Dawgsports during the recent College World Series were clearly a huge success, smashing previous comment records and providing an opportunity for everyone to celebrate (and ultimately commiserate) together. Thanks for making it happen, every last one of you.
The discussion of managerial fashion begun by commenter loran smith (a/k/a Watson) during Game 4 elicited some thoughtful remarks from the rest of the group on the subject. And it reminded me of something that I've noticed over the past 10 years, something which I hardly noticed at first, but which bugs me a little now.
It is this: why don't college football coaches wear a dress shirt and tie anymore on game days? I mean, I'm not the arbiter of gridiron fashion or anything. But I remember when I was a kid that Vince Dooley, Pat Dye, Bear Bryant and every other (at that time, at least) larger-than-life college coaching legend wore a by-God, choking in the heat, knotted with sweat, necktie.
I saw a piece on Sunday Morning on CBS recently by Ben Stein, who was as alarmed as I that fashion experts say the mens necktie is going the way of the dodo and the Edsel. Stein, by the way, attended junior high with Sylvester Stallone and high school with Goldie Hawn, before becoming a speechwriter for Richard Nixon. That has nothing to do with football coaching attire, but it is something you probably didn't know.
Stein pointed out that donning a necktie once signalled to others that you did not work with a shovel or a pick. It symbolized organization and class.
See? Class.
It is this last trait that I always associated with necktie wearing college football coaches. Coach Dooley and his cohorts were among the first generation of made-for-television college coaches, and they dressed accordingly. You got the impression that they were wearing a white dress shirt and tie because they were going to work. Taking care of business. And when the game was done, the shirt would be soaked in sweat, the tie would be askew and partially unknotted, and there would be no doubt that the ole coach would have gone out and filled in at left guard if he had to. Because he was serious about the business of football.
Subliminally, as a poor but proud youngster growing up in south Georgia, I associated neckties with a) weddings, b) funerals c) courtroom appearances and d) football games. In other words, forever in my mind, you wear a necktie whenever and whereever serious business is being transacted.
The Lesson? Serious people win National Championships.
Now, I turn on my television and see golf shirts. Golf shirts of all varieties. Even Coach Richt is not immune to the short sleeved and ventilated menace. I know, part of it is the multimillion dollar sponsorship deals with Nike and other athletic apparel manufacturers. But when I see Steve Spurrier standing around making that face that looks like he's suffering from acid reflux, I can no longer tell whether said gastrointestinal malady is occurring during a bout of bad quarterback play or immediately following a flubbed chip onto the 11th green.
Will someone please get this man a pepcid and a servicable quarterback, ASAP?
Sartorially speaking, the Evil Former Genius looks the same on the golf course as he does on the sideline coaching against his school's hated rival from the Lake Hartwell School for Kids with Alleged Family Connections in the ATM Business. And that's just not right. College football is serious business, and nobody over the age of eleven ever really looks serious in a windbreaker. Unless I suppose it's a black windbreaker.
Admittedly there are exceptions to every rule . . .
When did college football coaches throw off the mortal coil of the necktie? When did it become cool to actually stay cool on a football Saturday in the South? I'm not certain of the exact date, but I think either Ray Goff or Terry Bowden is to blame. At least that's who I'm blaming. You may excoriate Gene Stallings or Danny Ford if you feel so inclined.
But I for one would love to see coaches go back to the buttoned down look. I think it might be an effective "throwback" motivational tactic for a coach, an exceptional alternative to overplayed white-outs, green-outs and fuscia-outs. I think that today's football players, accustomed to seeing their coaches dressed like they're about to run to Home Depot to pick out carpet, would get the serious message that the old-school coaching attire conveyed. Who's with me?
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I'm with you, MaconDawg
As a young conservative in the early ‘80s, I emulated Alex P. Keaton by wearing knit neckties to high school. (That sentence seemed significantly less shameful when I started typing it than when I finished it.)
In any event, I’m so on your side that I was on your side before you started being on your side--that, too, could have come out better—and I blame Ray Goff. Admittedly, I blame Ray Goff and/or Jim Donnan for everything. Global warming? The mortgage crisis? The fact that my years as a single man in Athens coincided with the era of “take back the night” man-bashing feminism rather than that of the gals-can-be-just-as-casual-about-this-sort-of-thing-as-guys stilleto feminism that followed it? All the fault of Ray Goff and/or Jim Donnan . . . but I digress.
You know how you can tell what season of “Cheers” an episode is from by observing whether Diane was on again or off again with Sam or Frasier? Well, you can tell what season a Georgia football game between 1989 and 1995 is from by observing Ray Goff’s sideline attire. Ray regressed steadily from casual to slovenly. By the end, he was rolling out of bed on Saturday morning, throwing on a sweatsuit he bought at the University bookstore, and slapping a cap atop his head to keep from having to comb his hair.
When the guy standing on the sideline looks like he should be sitting with the fans, that’s a pretty good indication that he should be sitting with the fans. Heck, in those portions of the student section reserved for block seating by fraternities and sororities, Ray wouldn’t have met the dress code on his best day.
Howard Schnellenberger still dresses for success and he turned Miami (Florida), Louisville, and either Florida Atlantic or Florida International (I could look it up, but bothering to learn the difference between two Sun Belt teams from the Sunshine State is as beneath an S.E.C. fan as bothering to memorize which A.C.C. teams are in the Atlantic Division and which are in the Coastal) into winners. Coincidence? I think not.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on
Jul 8, 2008 10:44 PM EDT
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It's all the sponsors
Schnelleberger is at FAU, not FIU. Just wait until Florida Gulf Coast University starts playing ball or Kerwin Bell coaches Jacksonville U up into the top division.
As for the topic at hand, it’s all about the sponsors. Nike, Reebok, Adidas, and (snicker) Under Armor don’t make formal wear, so when it gets written into schools’ contracts that coaches must wear the sponsor’s gear on the sidelines, the guys don’t end up with the latest Swoosh-branded tie.
Obviously, this can be worked around somehow as evidenced by Schnell and SeƱor Sweatervest in Columbubs, but I’m not sure how it works. Clearly it’s not as bad as in the NFL, where Mike Nolan had to fight for over a year to get the opportunity to wear a coat a tie sometimes.
Even Spurrier himself wears a tie sometimes, but never on the sideline. I get the feeling that if guys wanted to wear one bad enough, they could. I mean, the only person in the SEC who wears long sleeves on the sideline on any kind of a regular basis is Urban Meyer, but it’s only because he’s OCD about getting skin cancer (some sort of family history, I think) and it’s never a dress shirt.
Honestly, I agree that coaches look better when they wear dress shirts and ties on the sideline. I can understand why they don’t since I hate to dress up myself, but it’s a look that would lend some more gravitas to the highest paid government employees in most states.
by Year2 on
Jul 8, 2008 11:53 PM EDT
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tOSU
Although I’m a fan of neither the Buckeyes nor sweater vests, I’ve always respected Jim Tressel wearing a tie and button-down on the sidelines… Perhaps the sweater vest is just a vehicle for sporting a Nike logo while still dressing like a professional.
Are there any other modern coaches who always wear a tie? (Respect for still being employed in coaching, but I just can’t call Schnellenberger a “modern coach.”)
by Ramblin Jeff on
Jul 8, 2008 11:47 PM EDT
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NFL
In the NFL, Mike Nolan and Jack del Rio do on occasion. I’m not sure if anyone else does.
by Year2 on
Jul 8, 2008 11:54 PM EDT
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Kyle hit the nail on the head
As a Greek man, I outdressed every single one of the coaches my freshman year with a coat and tie. I think it’s time CMR busted out some nice slacks (maybe red ones???) a blazer and a tie for a few late season games.
Larry Munson: "Whaddya got for us Loran?"
Loran Smith: "Well Larry, I'm down here with Charles Grant...and he just loves boiled peanuts!"
Larry Munson: "Good stuff, Loran"
by loran smith on
Jul 9, 2008 12:06 AM EDT
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Count me in
I must confess that my own personal dress code has degenerated significantly over the 17 years I’ve been a lawyer. I started out wearing suits about half the time (and other coat-and-tie the other half). Now, I rarely wear a tie to work unless I’m going to contact the “outside world” (deposition, meeting, court (of course)).
(By the way, when did it become acceptable to board an airplane in shorts, T-shirt, and sandals? As a litigator specializing in Georgia workers’ compensation defense (always welcoming new clients, btw), work travel does not require flight, as work will much more likely take me to Homer, Homerville, Douglas, Douglasville, Dawson, Dawsonville, Thomson, Thomasville, or Thomaston than to any place I’d likely fly. But when I do fly for work or pleasure, it pains me to step foot into an experience that is tantamount to riding a Greyhound bus with wings.)
Growing up, my mother (who had a modest upbringing in Gainesville, Georgia) spent summers with an aunt in Atlanta. This aunt, a stickler for appropriate dress and behavior, required hat-and-gloves for any trip outside the neighborhood (say, to Rich’s downtown), once my mom reached a certain age. When my mother attended the University, hat and gloves were de rigueur for football games. (Of course, girls were not permitted to wear shorts in public at any time per University rule, so some change can be good.)
During my father’s early professional life as an executive for a textile manufacturer, he went through two dress shirts a day, since his work required venturing outside of air conditioned offices. Those shirts were starched and pressed (I don’t mean the spray-on crap, either, but actual starch in the rinse). And since dress shirts were an investment and not some essentially disposable item you could pick up at Target for $25, they lasted. After a period of wear, the collar was “turned”—it would be physically detached from the shirt, flipped, and reattached in a procedure perhaps analogous to resoling shoes for longevity (assuming people still know what “resoling” means).
As for me, I wore a uniform to football games during my entire undergraduate career: with the Redcoats for two years, then with the fraternity block for two. I can assure you the uniform required for the latter was much more comfortable.
Now, I don’t want to turn back all clocks, but yes, I would regard it as a meaningful nod to tradition and to the seriousness of the task at hand if Coach Richt stepped up the dress code a few notches, at least from time to time.
by NCT on
Jul 9, 2008 9:03 AM EDT
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Airplane attire
For me, it’s all about comfort. I spend way more time in airplanes than I’d care to freely admit (and probably would like to), but I’m not thinking about looking nice when I board a 3:30 flight from LA to London. I’m thinking about what I’m going to be somewhat comfortable wearing for 13 or 14 hours and trying to sleep in.
You used to be able to bring a carry-on which a change of clothes, but what with all the new regulations and restrictions on the size of bags you can bring on and what you can bring on board, I just end up dressing in something that I know isn’t going to be too bad to sleep in, otherwise I’m never able to bring my laptop bag on board as well. So I’m pretty much never going to wear slacks and a button down on an airplane flight if I don’t need to be anywhere immediately afterward.
by CAJason80 on
Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT
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Sponsors
As we all know it is about the sponsors, as previously mentioned. I doubt that Ray Goff was signing those contracts, it was probably Dooley. Unfortunately, I was a victim of those contracts. As a football manager, I was given and assigned clothes to wear during the games (during some of the darkest days in Nike’s history). We originally wore New ERA hats (I think) and a Nike collared-knit shirt and Nike shoes. The first year the shirts were pretty conservative and not that bad- white with a big red swoosh on the back and “UGA – Just do it!” or something on the place where the polo player would have been. Unfortunately, Nike also got the cap contract the next year and the had some horrible over-logoed hats; I think one of them had a swoosh on the front, a Bulldog on one side, a “G” on the other and said “Georgia” on the back- amazingly tacky (and embarrassing to wear). The shirts where just as bad as Nike tried to update the Bulldog and created a black, white and grey disaster with a huge wrap-around dog on it. Check games from 93-94. At that time, the only real perk was the pair of Nike Air Pegasus that I got for gamedays.
Basically, you would need Nike, Russell, etc., to agree to go with a subtle swoosh/logo on the pocket of a dress shirt to get them to go back to that look… or wear a sweater vest.
by fotodog on
Jul 9, 2008 11:59 AM EDT
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Good point Fotodog . . .
And I remember those awkward Nike years. That was some truly garish gear. However much pain we experienced looking at it, I can only imagine your having to wear it. Think of it as a character building experience.
But the more I think about it, the more I think it could work. After all, Nike is more than willing to churn out jerseys in all types of colors and styles during the offseason. I can’t imagine that they can’t devote a team of their Indonesian child workers to sewing swooshes on a dress shirt where the little polo player is on the one I’m wearing now (yuppie lawyers say what?). And let’s not even get into the ties. Can you imagine how many Alabama fans would buy the official Nick Saban crimson striped gameday tie? There’s merchandising to be done here.
by MaconDawg on
Jul 9, 2008 3:40 PM EDT
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i completely agree. because nothing says you are ready to get down to business more than an article of clothing pointing to your genitals.
by kleph on
Jul 9, 2008 4:35 PM EDT
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Kleph, I nominate this for comment of the week
100 cocktails to you, sir.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on
Jul 9, 2008 5:47 PM EDT
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Except that SEC tailgate fare . . .
and a lack of exercise eventually causes some fans’ ties to point in a more horizontal direction. A colleague of mine calls this new, belly-induced neckwear orientation “old lawyer’s syndrome”.
by MaconDawg on
Jul 9, 2008 5:34 PM EDT
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Bottom line:
If Mark Richt runs out onto the field just prior to kickoff of the Georgia Southern game sporting a necktie and a goatee, I’m pulling out my cell phone and reserving a hotel room in Miami in January right then.
Go 'Dawgs!
by T Kyle King on
Jul 9, 2008 5:49 PM EDT
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Personally, I’d love to see Richt come out in one of Gene Rayburn’s old Match Game suits.
by Year2 on
Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM EDT
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Why excoriate Stallings?
I don’ t think I’ve ever seen a picture of the man without a tie.
by Todd on
Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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Todd . . .
No actual excoriation on my part. I just needed another “old school” SEC coach’s name to throw in. And you’re right, Stallings probably showers in a tie. Plus, he was one of Bear Bryant’s “Junction Boys”, making him an automatic, do not pass go, do not collect $200, certified American badass.
by MaconDawg on
Jul 9, 2008 8:22 PM EDT
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