Every Stereotype You Believe About Georgia Tech is True

by T Kyle King on Jul 7, 2008 10:13 AM EDT in News

If you’re like me, you had a hard time forcing yourself to climb out of bed and get ready to go back to work after a holiday weekend.

My Monday morning took a significant turn in the right direction, however, when I checked my e-mail and found a message from Chris M. Lindsey providing the link to this bit of news:

A 20-year-old Georgia Tech student who has had an on-line girlfriend for five years is advertising on CraigsList for kissing lessons.

With these guys, comedy writing skills are unnecessary. All you have to do is rip and read.

Go ‘Dawgs!

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Comedy gold

A couple of my favorite quotes from the interview are: “I think she’s my soul mate so I can’t wait to see her next week,” McCarty said. Soul mate! Dude! With any luck his soul mate will be an overweight, middle aged guy.
And “I guess I’ve been on the computer too much playing video games and not going out and meeting people as much as I’d like to,” said McCarty. This one pretty much sums up the nerds night life.
Do these kids not understand they’re in ATLANTA? An old friend once said that if you can’t get laid in ATL you’re mad at your johnson.

by deanpat92 on Jul 7, 2008 12:58 PM EDT 0 recs

shouldn't that be

Comedy Old Gold?

by NCT on Jul 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up 0 recs

Perfect 10 on the Unintentional Hilarity Scale

McCarty’s mother, who was surprised by the ad, said she hoped her son gets the happy ending he wants, but not too much experience.

I sense a contradiction here that even a Techie should be able to figure out.

by Doug G. on Jul 7, 2008 5:55 PM EDT 0 recs

sigh

Can anyone here sympathize with a Bulldog who finds himself in a situation where his son is wearing Old Gold and Blue (aren’t those the Georgia Tech colors).

by Blogger who came in from the cold on Jul 7, 2008 6:55 PM EDT 0 recs