If you read nothing else about SEC Media Days . . .

by MaconDawg on Jul 25, 2008 11:19 AM EDT

at least read David Hale's account of Kentucky receiver Dicky Lyons, Jr.'s interview. Seriously, go do it now. Hint: the interview involves a) Matt Stafford, b) Cosmopolitan magazine and c) Army Ranger chokeholds. But not Phil Fulmer, 'cause Fulmer and Cosmo just don't go together, even in the all-night non sequitur-mart that is the college football blogosphere. Until later . . .

Go 'Dawgs!!!

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Tim Tebow performs surgical procedures on Filipinos?

Pffft . . . our quarterback is a chivalrous knight defending women in other people’s subconscious!

S.E.C. Media Days are a blast. MaconDawg, if Tony Barnhart gets his way and the event is moved to Atlanta, you and me are so going!

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Jul 25, 2008 12:56 PM EDT 0 recs

Yeah, but...

I hear Atlanta lawyers are even quicker off the edge than those in Birmingham. You just cannot defend a weakside subpeona blitz.

by DavetheDawg on Jul 25, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up 0 recs

It's a deal. . .

And I think this means that not only are we in Florida’s head, by Lyons’ own admission, we’re in Kentucky’s too.

by MaconDawg on Jul 25, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up 0 recs

Yeah

I hope our defensive backs are filing this away for future use as in-game smack talk.

“You better not catch that pass, or I’ll sic Stafford on you.” (Actually, you could even make that one rhyme, couldn’t you?)

As if the poor guy’s first name weren’t bad enough, he has to go and give us more ammunition?

Go 'Dawgs!

by T Kyle King on Jul 25, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up 0 recs

That is the ghastliest.....

...confession that I have ever yet heard from any SEC player of note while still in their college career. Granted that all of us have weird dreams at one point in life or another. Lyons must have a VAST sense of humor about himself to have mentioned it publicly (very refreshing for someone of that age, if so). Either that, or else he is craaaaaaazy…..

by Vindexdawg on Jul 26, 2008 12:01 AM EDT 0 recs