“Wait, didn’t Dick said they were sending someone who has won a national championship as a head coach?”

The coaches stood in polite amazement as the President’s evil twin slowly emerged from his left shoulder. Fortunately, shortly after this photo was taken, Charlie Weis dispensed with the evil twin by eating him.

Coach Weis was quoted as saying, “Get in mah belly!!”

You’re doin’ a heckuva of a job, Weis-y.

“If this had been my cabinet, the war would have been over two years ago.”

Weis, on meeting troops stationed overseas:

”...And I think all five of us said we just wish we could have brought our players over there, you know, the 18-to-23-year-olds that we deal with, so they could see what maturity looks like at a young age and teamwork at its utmost. I tell you what, on behalf of all five coaches I can—it was just an invigorating experience, one that we’ll always treasure the rest of our lives…”

Whichever side you believe in, Always Support Our Troops!

President Bush, after meeting with advisers, will allow the University of Alabama to surrender… Bush says that with an elephant for a mascot they can’t be ALL bad… During the standoff, some advisers, including Tuberville and Weis were proposing a full on nuclear assault, while Richt and Shannon were proponents of political coup d’etat… Siedlecki remained nuetral, however insiders believe that he sympathizes with Saban…

Jack Siedlecki, head coach of “The University of Yale”, Georgia coach Mark Richt could only look away.

Having just helped Chan Gailey sell his house in Atlanta, Mark Richt dons his Century 21 Gold Jacket and offers President Bush some helpful moving tips.

President George Bush greets reporters to comment on the size of the plate of nachos that mysteriously disappeared from the coaches reception. An official White House investigation is underway. Charlie Weiss is notably quiet.

Notice how far Tubbs is from Randy Shannon. The black out must have done more damage than initially thought.

+1 to Gold Jacket.

I’m surprised no one has yet labelled the guys on his left “The Axis of Evil”. And Weis looks like he might be entering the danger zone for heat stroke. Either that or the crab cakes disagreed with him.