Florida came to meet Georgia, ‘cause they were looking for a game to steal they were in a bind, way behind and lookin’ to make a deal…  when they came across this young man throwing a football like it was hot, Florida jumped up on a goal post and said, “boy let me tell you what… I guess you didn’t know it, but we’ve got a football player too, his name is timmy tebow, and I’ll make a bet with you…  You play pretty good football, but give the gators their due, I’ll bet a trophy of gold against your soul to say he’s better than you…”

The boy said, “My name’s Mathew, and coach may think it’s a sin, but I’ll take that bet, and you’re gonna regret it, ‘cause I’m the best there’s ever been…”

Mathew, tie your shoes on tight and throw that football hard, cause hell’s broke loose in florida and the gators deal the cards…  If you win you’ll get a Heisman trophy made of gold, but if you lose the gators get your soul…

Tebow opened up his playbook and said, “I’ll start this game…”  Fire flew from Urban’s eyes when his team-mates said his name…  he pulled his helmet off his head and he gave Joiner a kiss… Demps and Harvin joined in and the circle sounded like this…

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When Tebow finished playing, Stafford said “You’re pretty gay there son, just sit back on that bench right there while I show you how it’s done…”

Defense on the ground while Knowshon runs… AJ Greene is the rising son…

Steve’s in the chicken house, pickin’ up dough … Percy does that Dawg bite? You’ll soon know!

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When Stafford finished playin’, Tebow knew that he’d been beat…  He laid that Heisman trophy on the ground at Mathew’s feet…  Matt said, “Come on back Teabag, if you ever want to try again, I’ve done told you once you SOB, I’m the best that’s ever been!!!”

Defense on the ground while Knowshon runs… AJ Greene is the rising son…

Steve’s in the chicken house, pickin’ up dough … Percy does that Dawg bite? You’ll soon know!

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