Completely Unrelated: A Brief Lunchtime Discourse on Bacon
Over the holidays, I ate supper with my wife and son at the Waffle House following the early candlelight service at our church on Christmas Eve. I ordered, among other things, a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, and, while I was eating it, I came to this realization:
For me, the "L.T." in a B.L.T. is purely a means to the end of the "B."
In fact, I could do without the L.T. altogether.
Honestly, when I order a B.L.T., what I'd really like the waitress to bring me is a plate of bacon and Lawrence Taylor, so that I could listen to L.T. tell me about the time he broke Joe Theismann's leg while I ate bacon.
But maybe that's just me.
Go 'Dawgs!
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Mmmm....Bacon
Bacon loves you.
"I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give."
-Thomas Jefferson
But do you Love bacon?
And i would eat bacon from any kind of pig!
feral, domesticated, cloned, Wilbur, Porky, ...Clinton. j/k!
A Proposition For Kyle King
I have a private matter to discuss with you. Could you shoot me an e-mail? jacewalden@hotmail.com
Thanks,
Jace
P.S. It will most likely not have anything to do with bacon.
by jacewalden on Jan 16, 2008 2:10 PM EST reply actions
hey Jace,
Jace, this is no way to gain Kyle's cooperation. Come strong with the preserved pork products, or don't come at all. Seriously, my entire compensation package for contributing on this blog is comprised of various smoked porcine delicacies. /sarcasm
That's harsh
by dougisthesoulmachine on Jan 16, 2008 3:27 PM EST reply actions
Five Easy Pieces
You want me to hold the lettuce and tomato?
I want you to hold it between your knees.
LT
by JP @ Dawg Sports on Jan 16, 2008 7:24 PM EST reply actions
Shortest post in DawgSports history
I do love bacon so.
by HornsFan @ Dawg Sports on Jan 17, 2008 8:32 AM EST reply actions

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