It is no secret that the Oregon Ducks wear the ugliest uniforms in all of college football, but the heinousness of what passes for suitable game day attire in Eugene often obscures the fact that they dress pretty atrociously in Corvallis, as well.

Accordingly, I am appalled and dismayed to bring you the latest news regarding the Land That Fashion Sense Forgot, as the state that brought you this . . .

. . . and this . . .

. . . now has brought you these:

Egad, those are awful! Admittedly, orange and black is a bad look even on a good day, but what's with that whole batwing bib effect? Either the Beavers are paying tribute to their favorite superhero . . .

. . . or they've decided to sell out to a corporate sponsor in an effort to compete with Nike . . .

. . . but, either way, next year's Civil War is going to be one ugly football game!

Go 'Dawgs!