Saturday Afternoon Dawg Bites

I know I just did one of these, but, honestly, it's been a busy week and I'd hate to have you miss anything important, so bear with me as I give you the quick run-down on all the stuff you need to know to keep on top of everything.

I was going to include another picture of Dale Cooper drinking a cup of coffee, but this was just too bizarre not to use. (Photograph from LynchPosters.)

Assimilate these data, if you please:

There's a project for someone with time to kill - search the Congressional Record for your favorite team's title-winning resolution and see if anyone voted against it.

I know Tightwad is a political science major, as I once was (although, in retrospect, I wish I had majored in English), so maybe he can give this one a look.

Rutgers alumna Kristin Davis was pleased to learn that Stewart Mandel listed the Scarlet Knights among the teams to "[k]eep an eye on" for 2007. (Photograph from Yahoo! GeoCities.)

You may now consider yourself to be a reasonable facsimile of completely current on all matters, significant and otherwise. With all that information at your fingertips, you should look like a genius . . . as long as no one asks you a routine question about alternative economic approaches to societal trends or interviews you about the upcoming season of "American Idol" at something other than your most lucid moment, of course.

Go 'Dawgs!

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